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You bring the sweet tea and the fried chicken. I'll bring the ride.
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And the award goes to.......
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I AM a natural redhead.
and the Green Tractor goes perfect with my hair (two in one...timing is everything) |
Shhhhhhhhh Victoria's secret!!
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Deere. I run like a Deere.
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Do you like my dress?
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come on honey I will plow yer fields
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Let us pray.
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Thay look better than Madonna's, right?
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Pull Up To The Bumper (baby)
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Um, I don't think this is how we play Telephone, mates.
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Roger darling...we just finished...Wouldn't u rather have carrot cake?...Oh alright, but make it Fast..
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Hey, it is ALL about the hair.
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These are real.................. 100%
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Yellow : Hey, scoot Over !!
Orange : Oooh, that blue's lookin Sexy-Sexy, arooo... Green : Is that Egyptian Cotton? Blue: Hey !! Git yer hand off my Dick!! Purple : I feel pretty and witty and GAAAAAY ♪♫ Red: this is what I get for hangin' with sophomores |
Never eat a porcupine whole.
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I'm ready for my close up.
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Whaddaya mean does it match the Drapes?!?!
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That @!*&^$*@^ hairstylist! I told her curls! CURLS (@#&(*@#&(*!
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Burn, baby, burn!
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My other car is a dragon.
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...like a candle in the wind
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along came a spider and sat down beside her
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She thinks my tractor's sexy
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Harry!!!NOOOOO..wait..oh shit...stay....perfectly...still...
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Origin of the Species
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Don't be callin me Itsy Bitsy.
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Must you stare?
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Tip me over and pour me out!
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Surrender the chocolate, or the bear gets it!
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If I don't move, maybe that frog won't notice me hanging here....
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You want to drip hot wax on my whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
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It's alllll about the 'tude, don'tcha know.
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So many fairies, not enough water sprites.....
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Let me light the way...
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Take me to your tuffet
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i only look harmless
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Crap! I just shaved yesterday and NOW look at me. :blink:
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you're kinda cute.....for a monkey!
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Bifocals already?!? I'm only 5.
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