There was a fucking DENT in my leg after!!!!!!!

Julie is a fart bully!!!!:fireman::fireman:

oh please... I am an :angel: :rrose: Farting Angel who doesn't leave dents or dimples!

More like a "Fart Fairy" who leaves little "gifts" for bad children!! ;)

I will always....
Be mindful of threads and not derail them...
Because I am good like that!

Have no regrets, only lessons learned.
Love the simple things life has to offer.
Smile and leave everyone to wonder.
Be that country music junkie you hoped you'd never meet.
Have a farmer's tan and comfy old boots.

I will always...

... make my own path
... embrace all the fates put before me
... enjoy every moment
... love with everything I am

I will always:

be the person she can come to when she's afraid.
be someone she can trust to be consistant.
be undaunted by her past or her fear of being trapped there.
be the person she can rely on for the whole truth without resorting to brutality.
be willing to accept her where she is, as she is, in this moment.
be the person who can offer guidance and support without feeling the need to change her.
be truly humbled by her courage and strength.
strive to be worthy of her.

Thank you... for clipping my wings... so gently.... I needed to hear that... I sincerely apologize...

always ...
 

... love you ...

Always…
 

I will always...
 

- not compromise who I am.
- speak my mind; say it like it is.
- listen when those who matter need a shoulder to cry on.

I will always...

... yearn for lost love
... reach for new love
... remember that life is a lesson worth learning

I will always believe I am to far behind to ever die. I gotta live it up more often.

be a really good loving friend... be warm and open with safe ppl ...no matter what .... and be generous and sincere

I will always... put my children first.

Be a family man.

Stand by my family and friends through thick and then!

I will always....

Put myself before anyone else!

Lead with integrity
Defend what's right, not what's popular
Speak my truth
Stand up for animals, kids, and anyone incapable of standing up for themselves
Find something humorous in every situation
Find something positive in every situation
Love fast cars, fast boats, and nice motorcycles
Be a grumpy fucker :p

Be myself!

Be jaded :nerd:

To be jaded is a choice...my only.jade is in my eye color

I will always.....
 

I will always...

... sing random answers to people
... do things because someone said I shouldn't
... dance in the rain
... wiggle and purr when someone plays with my hair
... love people for no reason other than they need to be loved

I will always...

... celebrate my weird

have a huge crush on Anne Burrell:linecook:

I will always...

... be a fashion diva at heart

I will always...

Love who I love...

Laugh at the scene in my Big Fat Greek Wedding when they are trying to figure out what a Bundt Cake is:cracked:

I will always...

Be a mother (Nana) first, a woman second.

I will always be:

The " coolest auntie. " to my nieces and nephews!

I will always love myself enough to say no and just walk away.

I will always have time or make time for my mom

I will always make time for family.

Let the next femme I date, know how beautiful she is...
When she dresses up
When she plays in the dirt with me
When she is acting crazy because of PMS
When she is in sweats

I will always: Be greatful ..........................