where's the "off topic" smilie? now we've gone from yoda to yada. what do these cretins have to do with light bulbs? gahhhh

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:yeahthat:

If there was better lighting in here, we might could see where that smilie is.....I, however, after a semi~thorough search, was unable to find such a thing.

Just the wine.....:wine: And who needs good lighting to find that?

I can't even talk to you any more. You screw me up so bad I want to blow out. And that's just like a married bulb to brag about that and make those of us who aren't seem like less.

Well let me tell you what, Mrs. Bulb, we single bulbs have more fun.

So there. Phbbbt!

:wine::wine::wine:I got you a light wine...

Reported. Those dogs have no leashes and there's a leash law in this forum.

Isn't that just typical? If it wasn't for the bulbs, you sockets would have nothing to do but lay around hoping for something to screw in you.

you saying that sockets have a cushy life? next thing ya know, you'll be referring to sockets as pillow receptacles ...

Wow I can't believe you bulbs are still complaining at each other. Why don't you shut your sockets and find something else to do.

see, that's what I'm talkin' about ... all these hostile aggressives just make it so unsafe, we'll have to unplug from this thread

I'm pulling out...
 

Pulls the plug on this thread: :threadneedspics:

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thum...l-the-plug.jpg

Ohh so all blacklights are aggresive?! That is what you are clearly saying!! REPORTED!!!

Sigh...actually atlast this is the SECOND time I've reported you in this thread.

So consider yourself REPORTED again! This time for not properly threadstalking me and giving me my due. My intellectual superiority cannot possibly be appreciated unless people start doing a better job around here of hanging on my every word. Slackers!

I am still waiting for someone that runs this joint to give me the power to thank my own posts. If they don't want to step up and make it happen, I am slipping Linus a $5 to get me my own thank button. Maybe another $3 to get one with sparkles.

Me thinks someones bulb is a little too big for their socket.

There is no such thing as a bulb being too big for a socket. That is just something bulbs say to make themselves feel better. Now if you are quite done insulting my socket and bulb size...can we get back to the actual topic of how great I am? Thankssss.

*unladylike belch*

I'm dying here!!!

Socket princesses have no idea how to tickle toggles... and tha's a fact!!! Two reports.... Ah'hem!!! And hell yeah, black lights get blamed for every aggressive act on the planet!! Bigots, just plain bigotry going on in here!

:cigar2:

Well, you just go ahead and report me! My great grandfather was a LOC, and I am daffy, uh, taffy colored!

seems like everybody's a size queen these days. :glasses: well *looking over at Gemme* maybe you're right, dear. Perhaps a pair of those snappy new fluorescents might work wonders ... just saying :blink:

*hands on hips* Well, honey, if there's some mints to be filled, I've got the voltage to do it!

I would like bigger bulbs, but would settle for a set of headlights that at least point straight ahead again....

I'm calling "uncle" ... you guys are killing me! Laughing so hard, tears ran down my legs!
I think that I've shorted out!

Is it Frederick's of Hollywood that provides assistance for headlight adjustments and weak bulbs? just asking ...

Um no, my udders would need adjusting at a local dairy farm. I can't make it through the white security gate at the entrance to Fredrick's....literally.

mmmm mints
mystic mints :moonstars::readfineprint:

that's what my dream was about last night! lying on my back and saying, "one at a time, girls, one at a time!" dang utters. :|
you derailed the thread now ... why am I following suit? enlighten me. and, please, don't switch off because of where my dreams went ... I'm a bulb, not a socket, what do you expect? :jester:

Just like a socket to make this about sex. As if all bulbs exist for is to fit you. We have lives you know. Rich, full lives that don't have to involve a socket.

Why do you have to always make it about race. All colors of bulbs and sockets can be aggressive. Some people's bulbs...

Just so you know, you are buying into the Western ideal of bulbeauty. Please love your bulbs just the way they are. And remember. Every bulb has a socket!

Umm does that mean that everyone is prejudice of Solar lamps/lights? Are they to environmentally safe?

http://images.hayneedle.com/mgen/dig...pg&h=368&w=368

Did I just hear a snicker? Enviro-mental-ment, lmao I know, Blaze take it to another thread!

REPORTED!!! Trying to suck up to THE SUN (aka Medusa) is soooo last year!

But not every socket has a bulb......

I'm going to visit e~bulbony.com


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That does it, I am going to put Solar lights all over adorables planet space. And mostly because I like the colors lmao
http://www.esolarlighting.com/v/vspf...s/E98Wx2-2.jpg

Solar light kill joy! Don't take the sun out of my life ~grinz~

that link lead to another and another and ... it's a bulbporn site! you should be reported Divasocket, but I'm too busy watching the vid on the last link right now.

It's not the size of the bulbs that matter. It's the amount of light you can emit into an area. I've seen small bulbs give out lots of light and I've seen big bulbs not give out much light at all. For me personally, it's all about the light.

Perfect bulbs, huh? Perhaps you could flash us so we could see for ourselves?

http://www.marieclaire.com/cm/mariec...g-52605184.jpg

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