Apologies to MsTinkerbelly and Penelope (my girlfriend, partner, et al), but this happened today. You come knocking today and you will find me in boxers and a sleeveless T. Not a pretty siight.

If Ms Tinkerbelly knocked on my door today, I'd invite her in for refreshments and ask if she'd like some ice cream or any other treats I might have on hand, then I'd ask her to come sit a spell out on my patio, where I'd inquire how her moving adventures have played out recently, we might even talk about her long time interests in marriage equality too....:rrose:

True story...but he was still handsome. :cool:

If Kosmo and Penelope stopped by today, I'd offer them cool refreshments and treats and find out about their lives and the little known things one might not know about, in the land of the Buckeyes. :rrose:

If Katzchen knocked on my door I'd quickly usher her in, pop up a HUGE batch of homemade popcorn, then sit her down to watch some fantastic movies she's never seen :movieguy:

I'd love that, homoe!! :)

If homoe came by to visit me today, I'd first find out how long she'd be in town for. Then I'd find out if she was hungry or thirsty and if so, I'd get her something to drink or even snack on. If she was in town for long, I'd splurge and ask if she'd escort us to a movie and afterwards go have an amazing supper at any place we could afford to eat (McMenamin's would be the place I'd suggest since there are several that are fun to visit, and are great places to get awesome food).

If Katzchen knocked on my door i would ask her to take me for a drive in that Bentley parked out in my driveway!

We all have dreams.... you're so incredibly sweet and sensitive, Dee! :rrose:

If Dee were to drop by my house today, I'd give her a tour of my very small home life, show her my wall of fame (cards and pictures of family and friends), tell her about interesting facts about each person, then take us out to the patio to visit with her puppy (I assume her puppy came by too) and we'd kick back and have a little chat about anything she wants to talk about.

Bonus: I know you like coffee, Dee.... so I would make you a cup of coffee like you've never had before. You'll love it, because I keep a private stash or two of decadent coffee to brew for visitors who like coffee. :)

Sweetest darling Dee, I have no exact method of knowing anything like that at all. EXCEPT.... :giggle: ..... I vote for lots of informational interviews, otherwise known as "Talk Dates." ;)

One can not possibly err on the wrong side of much if we take the time to hold space for learning as much as we possibly can.

:hk28:

If Dee stopped by my door today I'd invite her in and POSSIBLY (if she swore she'd never tell) let her take a peak at the Butches handbook:eatinghersheybar:

..............:giggle:......

You Scream, I scream we all scream for ice creme........:awww:

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If Homoe knocked on my door I would open the door with a big smile and say come on in let's watch a ballgame and eat some yummy brisket. :)

WHAT did you do to my Chad that you'd have to whisper how sorry you are? :giggle:


Sidebar: Seriously tho, did you read the rules? It's what you'd do if the "last person" who posted knocked on your door.

Oh sh**t oops! deleting!

That makes it even more funnier.......:giggle:

if you came to my door you'd smell banana bread:tea:

Be careful some big bad wolf doesn't show up at your door who loves Banana Bread.............he'll huff and puff and BLOW that door down!

Huh, I'm in the middle of a batch of banana bread too!

If Homoe knocked on my door today we would grab the banana bread, a map, and drive out to Chad's house so that they could get their bromance going on and I could be there to bask in the glory of it. While munching on the banana bread. Which will be cold by then but that's alright.

If easygoing knocked on my door, I'd invite her in and we'd concoct a plan on how to have a modern day 'pantie raid' on some unsuspecting college co-eds.........

LOL you'd find a narrow path from the hallway to the toilet. I cleaned out the bathroom closet yesterday and am washing everything that was in the closet ie towels linen puppy wardrobe

Blade is you knocked on my door you'd find everything neat and orderly! A place for everything and everything in its place is my motto:hangloose:

If homoe came by today, I'd take her by the arm and pull her inside, close the door quickly and ask if she's ready for breakfast......but first, I will make sure we're ready to go out for breakfast by making sure homoe's hair is combed just right. :giggle:

If Miss Katz knocked on my door today, I'd invite her in and show her all the places we could go on a day trip over here on the Olympic Peninsula! I'd let her choose because after all she is the guest visiting ..

before we'd head out the door I'd make sure to use some product in my hair and make sure it looked presentable before proceeding! :hangloose:

Wait... what? Did something happen to me?

Haha!

:)

ok if Chad -san knocked on my door i'll serve you a cup of thea and we'll play scrabble ^^ are you ok with the plan?

Sounds fun.

If Chad knocked on my door FIRST I'd faint dead away!


Then I'd pick myself up and dust myself off and hurry Chad in to tell him HOW MUCH I've missed hym! I'd beg him to fill me in on all of hys fun adventures on why hy's been missing lately!

Haha! You know that you would push me out to the bbq pit to cook for you. :)

When a guy goes missing it usually means there is a femme stealing his attention. Haha!

Bro, does she have a sister by any chance..:praying:

Haha! Are you sure that you would want to be locked into the same family with me? All those holidays together. :)

ALL that good food...........HELL YES!!!!!

Please bring the banana bread and my buddy. :)

You got it!

If Chad knocked on my door today I'd grab banana bread and a map and we would scoot over to Homoe's house after stopping for BBQ ingredients :)

If easygoing knocked on my door I'd be all for a road trip and off we'd go!

During the ride I'd inquire how she's coping with empty nest syndrom and try and cheer her up as we drove..:carride:

Knock...knock...knock...

Road trip!
Haha!