I love it when AT&T can't keep there appointments and the result is me being offline for what seems like a century..:clap:

Duchess

I really love it when my nail gun decides to backfire on me and I catch a small finish nail through the hand. Yeah.

I really love when the oven doesn't work correctly

I really wish it would continue raining...


smiles :frog:

I'm really not looking forward to going home and wrapping one of Mare's Christmas presents. It's not like I don't know it's there at the door waiting for me to get home. I am not excited about Christmas at all this year.

Bah-humbug.

God, I do so LOOOOVEEEE to pay bills, owe money and be so broke I can't even afford to pay attention! lol

..I like that one..:rofl:

I really like taking cold showers

so, that means you DON'T like that one?
(remember to speak a lie ....)

We have a winter storm warning in effect. I love how the grocery stores are jammed packed with people grabbing up all the meats, eggs, milk, tp, and paper towels to last them for months at a time.

Cars, trucks, vans, and suv's are all fitted with chains on their tires.

Everything closes down with the slightest hint of a snow dusting. A storm warning makes the state go into a winter weather advisory - stage 1. What it means is pretty much everyone is asked to stay home, and enjoy the day off. All courtesy of the state.

:tanning: The Caribbean looks good just about now. :barmartini:

I really love how Sonice jacked up their Happy Hour prices

I really love it when the shingles I ordered to repair my roof with come in the wrong color! That shade of green matches the house perfectly... pretty!!

I truely love shoveling snow. The more the better. :cheer: It's wonderful that we are having 26 inches. Snow all day long. Such joy! :clap:

PS: Rosie is a nervous nelly now

I am feeling SO energetic and just know I am going to be SUPER-DUPER productive today - while I am NOT nearly bleeding to death here.





:amsmiling:

I love how my ulcer is acting up again

I am so exited to go shopping , I really want to go , I love crowds and a million people at cash register .

Won the lottery :flyingpig:

I so want the memorial for Oral Roberts to be televised. :pacman:

Locking up terror suspects in the US from Guantanamo Bay makes me feel so very safe. Really. :missing: Just like our gov't to protect us, and tell us everything. Yeah right.

And if you believe our gov't, then you must believe that I am engaged to Carrie Underwood.

I didn't almost get into an accident because of a mini-van driving moron bitch yesterday. That snow bank didn't even come close to my car.

I certainly didn't have the desire to jump out of my car and spread some holiday cheer by smacking her upside her idiotic head.

This season certainly brings out the best in people - ALWAYS.

Black ice is such a delight to drive on. Really. I think everyone should have that joy at least once in their life time. :harley:

Wow, really, you are? Well, I'll be a monkey's unkle!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, wait no, I am a monkey's unkle :dance2:

I just love locking my keys in the car while it's running, and Dino is settled in his car seat. It just makes for a joyous time trying to get the electric doors unlocked.:doghead::heartbeat:

I just didn't get an early Xmas gift from Mare ... I did not just catch her cold.

:cough:

and I don't feel like I have one of these doing this :elefant: on my chest.

I don't feel any sympathy for you and Mare whatsoever. Nope. Nada. Uh uhn. :cough:

Don't send them to me! They'd never get done in time even if I didn't stay up until the wee hours of the morning to do it. They wouldn't have cutesy wootsey bows and coordinating curly ribbon either. Nope. Not a one.

I am so exited that with upgrading my new phone a technical support made me erased all my phone numbers stored on my previous one . I am so happy to be sending emails and trying to recover all phone numbers .