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"i have the part. i'll come by and put it in this afternoon."
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"I have to feel it first to see if it's old" :|
(He was talking about buying a bagel or not) |
Totally unintentional...These quotes flew out of my mouth while replanting today...
"So...Wayne, do you want to be on your knees, or using the hoe?"
"Hey Scott, can you reach behind me and grab that little bush? It's my turn to be down in the dirt, and Wayne took off to help them with the hoe." Not one person batted an eye. My vanilla co-workers are amazing, and have couth and stuff. |
while puttin' da bbq togetha...
"it's so tiny, it's really hard to screw!" :|
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my honey and I were cracking up over the sign "local honey"
... and then we couldn't just stop there. Peaches and melons got taken out of context too! hehe. |
On pogo.com with my Handsome Butch
"Baby, I got us a room, and a long one..."
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so i'm taking with my baby on the phone about cell coverage and about how i believe the reason for my sometimes poor coverage is due to dropping my phone too many times. It reminded me that i noticed a crack on the side of my phone earlier today so i pulled the phone away from my ear to check the damage and i hear her starting to talk again which leads me to blurt out...
"Hold on...I'm looking at my crack" |
She has crazy eyes. I bet she's a psycho.
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"I was hoping you could run them off so I could have my way with them."
- Said in all innocence by the opera director, asking me to print off my surtitle translations so she can check my idioms |
"I can't get it off!"
A friend trying to take the lid off her ice tea from the drive thru window. :seeingstars: |
"look at hiswiddlepenis"
ROFL almost made me pee a little |
"You can pack it tighter than that but it's still gonna have that buldge!"
In referring to packaging a box for shipment... :blink: |
My Butch trying to find where to insert the sim card...
I'm just trying to stick it everywhere....
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I read in the guiness book of world records ,she quit the cult and bought an igloo.
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Do you want it like that, or should I get it wet first?
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After a salad bar mishap at Ruby Tuesday's...
Me: (whispering) Honey, I pea'ed on myself! Snack: :| |
"thats you right there honey except hers is so loose it flaps in the wind"
:| :rofl: (she was talking about the headliner of a car that looked exactly like mine in front of us) |
Me to J: How was work babe?
J: Longg and hard. Me: :| what. . LOL J: I felt sorry for A. she was going all night. Me :blink: :rofl: Do you know what that sounds like? LOL |
My babe: "I got bright lights"
Me: "yes you do!" *thinking of head lights* :tease: |
Me: "The two princesses are taking awhile to get ready."
My babe: "Who me?" "I'm cleaning." "I'm swifting." Me: "Come and swift me." "Give me a dusting." ;) |
"I wasn't on long...I just looked at your pictures and got off..." :|
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My Gaige is a goldmine of out of context quotes...
"It's not going to stay there long, I'll be whipping it out soon..."
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Drawsomething...
Me to Gaige:
"Honey, you do just fine with your finger..." :| |
while taking a walk the other day with my babe and pup at a lake park we hear and see women playing tennis.
woman 1: Are we gonna do teams? woman 2: We are gonna do doubles. |
Ruff: "I'm going to give you a special package of chocolate" Ny face as I'm laughing at hym :| Our doggie hid her head!
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Drawing with Daddy absurdities...
Me: "I just bought shades of brown, are you ready to buy a new package?"
Gaige: "I just bought a new package!" |
facial cream purchase
Thanks for keeping my face moist baby.
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From one of my crazy straight friends.Are u ever going to get it done..I mean how many fingers dose it take? ...I was tuning up my violin then giveing it a sound check.
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Scrabble fun...
Hmmmm...What's a big one here?
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Gaige's Laundry Speak....
They can just bleed on each other...
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Gaige...as I'm looking for the Kindle...
Gosh Baby, it's huge, you should be able to find it!
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Halloween...
"I have to go down to the basement and find the severed arm..."
and a few minutes later... "I found the severed arm!" |
"in the daylight without any rain it's much nicer
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"When it's wet...go down...."
explaining how to make changes at work... |
Skype taken out of context at the office with Gaige...
When I get down to end, where there's more people, I'm going to spin you around...
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"We've been together for a long time now, we can insult each other with style."
My two colleagues (lesbian couple) who are leaving the project early next Wednesday. :bigcry: |
Pogo laughter inducing out of context quotes from Daddy and I...
Gaige: "Are you in, and have you placed your balls?"
Hollylane: "I got one, but I don't have the balls for it." Gaige: "You're not letting me concentrate on my balls." Gaige: "Scratch 'em if you got 'em." Hollylane: "I just keep staring at my balls" |
me, lecturing the dog on good behavior with kittys
You can sniff her and lick her all you want, but if you grab her by the neck and drag her down the hall again, I swear I will beat your ass.
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Crying and hyperventilating followed this convo....
Me: I'm going to soak up some soy curls...
Gaige (enthusiastically): Mmm...that sounds good!!! |
measuring when u have no tape measure
lead op "hey Paco, is this 3 fingers or 4?"
Paco "I usually only use 2, thought u knew that..." :blink: |
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