Never tire of Law and Order reruns
Never run over another squirrel
Never wash my bed linens and the dog's bed at the same time.
Never scream "I pay your salary" at an arresting officer.

And in the 21st century, I transitioned so I wouldn't be caught doing any of that shit.

What shit?

WTF
 

Jet,


You seem to have A LOT of woman hate, butch dislike in your heart. Everytime you get a chance you take a jab towards women or towards butches it's leaving behind your imprint in this space. It's gross, lacks empathy, divisive and mean! Why do you continue to do this? Your post above wasn't necessary and allow me to educate you that dresses are not shit, I'm assuming you like women in dresses or is it just butches in dresses that puts a bitter taste in your mouth? If it's the later, you may wanna check your male privelege , sexism, woman hate at the door.

MODERATION (which means you do not respond to me on the thread)


Jet, your post was reported. To go back and find Words' original post took me back to the first page of this thread, which was fun because I got to read the whole thread BUT... it's sometimes a little hinky when someone quotes a post from a few years ago and posts something so aggressive. I'm not sure if you are digging at Words, acting out related to something else on the site, or just posting impulsively without thought to the TOS. In any case, it's not cool or acceptable, and you are skating on thin ice in regard to a lengthy time out. Giving you the benefit of the doubt as to the innocence of this post, transitioning has nothing to do with whether someone chooses to express themselves in any of the ways Words' described. By saying "any of that shit" you are showing the level of prejudice that members of this site have the right not to experience when they go on a thread. If you need to read the TOS each time before you post or run a post by me via PM first to avoid a time out, then do it, but this is your last warning before a major time out because BFP does not need any of that shit on this site!

Never know about never......
 

Okay, I would never be caught doing this because I CAN'T dance........I'm working on it, but not there yet, though even if I learn to dance I will not be TWERKING....though I'm sure Dame Helen Mirren didn't think she would be doing it either, yet here she is!!!

Quitting or giving up too soon.

But you promised! Come on!!! It'll be FUN!!! Okay, I'll leave the cameras at home

Party Pooper :smokejoint:

*snickering
:jester:

...
just when you say never... well, there you are.

:/

...
...

That's you??? I'm so sorry. I had no idea. How do you like being a brunette btw?

I will NEVER be caught flirting shamelessly on a website. Trust me, I will be filled with shame. ;)

I usually say never say never ;)
However there are some extreme exceptions

NEVER:
Smoke personally or in my home or vehicle
watch HoneyBoo Boo (god :doh:)
stop trying
stop laughing
stop searching for 'her'
eat oysters/clams

http://www.thebounce.ca/files/TheQueen.jpg


Never wear all yellow unless you're a canary or a Queen. Bless ya Liz.

Going anywhere (especially a mall) on Black Friday:seeingstars:

regretting the past, there's always today...and maybe tomorrow

You know what I've learned?
 

lol, that's another thread; I know, but it works here, too:

I've learned never to say never because in so doing, we almost literally condemn ourselves to the very thing we vow never ever to do, lol. Whew! That was a mouthful.

So, I will never be caught saying never. lol, in fact I'll do the opposite to try to fake out the universe and get my way. :tease:
:hamactor:

Eating a nice, juicy steak.

allowing less then I deserve

NEVER !!
 

......WEARING A DRESS !! NEVER !!

Maybe try a kilt?...kinda similar but you don't have to stick your arms through it .

Trousers are a rather recent innovation in human history. It's quite possible we'll all be back to wearing "dresses" not long from now....and there are some "advantages" ( think "woods" ) which I won't get into here.

ummmm
 

Thanks for the encouragement but I will still pass on that. Not a trend setter. Not partial to pleats or plaid either. "The woods"...love walking through them. When I need a little rest and a drink of my tea I prefer to sit on a rotted fallen tree or a big rock. Thinkin when I am enjoying my sit and view I want some "britches" on !! Call me stubborn.

Must confess I hadn't considered the"rotten-log-home-to-many" vs "bare- bum" wildlife theme ; or the inviting "exposed-nether- parts-available- for- insect- exploration-areas" scenario.

Ok, hike up those britches! Onwards and upwards McMuff!

Living in the city

"britches"
 

I see you can read between the lines. "The Britches" cover up my stuff. Bugs do what they do but not on me ! !

Not get caught
 

Using the title of this thread things I would never get "caught" doing. I would never get caught feeling sad or sorry for myself if I ever felt that way I would hide it from almost everyone.

My life is rich with family, friends and lots of love. I have created this life to be a happy one.

I am human so I do get sad once in a while but most people would never know it.

Not today, I am super happy.


:cowboy:

kissing a girl and not liking it.... :|

Hurting cats.... I love cats!!

:hk1:

I will never be caught falling for the same prank twice.....Forgiving the same mistake twice....Eating Sushi again...

watching wrestling :(