Watching Rizzoli and Idles always does it for me, just the funny moments alone.

Pet Ownership
 

Finding this while oneline searching for a card for someone who's not feeling well - This is SO Monte the Magnificent (my cat) when I'm sleeping and he wants his food Ta Now!

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The word "titty" said with a quasi-British accent.

(you KNOW you just tried it!)

My 80yr old Mother when I picked her up today to go for lunch who told me that she "had trimmed her bush right back" when I asked her what she had done this morning.

She's an avid gardener but unfortunately I have the sense of humour of a teenage boy :D

I may have just laughed again to myself just now...sad, I know.

This...
 

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Cracked me up
 

Today my sweetheart read me a story from CNN about a foreign diplomat that was attacked in a restaurant by 2 men "wielding a cream pie".


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My Mom called and:

Mom: whatcha doing?

Me: watching the ballgame

Mom: huh, the ballgame's over!

Me: Well, no it's not over, I'm watching it.

Mom: Well, I was watching it too, why did I turn it off?

Me: I dunno Ma, why did ya turn it off?

Mom: I dunno.. I gotta go watch the game... bye.... click!

Kitty inside the house lining up with a lizard on windowsil outside the house... lol

My nephew, Jefferson who just turned 6 on Friday. He came home from kindergarten yesterday and told his mom (my sister) not to vote for Ronald Trump. He said Ronald Trump is racist. He doesn't like brown people (my nephews are half Pacific Islanders) and he doesn't like gays. He said Ronald Trump would make Aunt Ro (me) leave the country.

Not sure where he got this information but it definitely cracked me up! The things kids say.

We had our big annual evaluation at work today and yesterday. When our Contracting Officer's Rep. wrapped up and left today, we were all in a state of celebration over how well we think the evaluation went. Hooray!

But I was reminded of how hilariously awkward high-fives can be when I witnessed one that went to the tune of something like this...

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And since I am so easily amused, here are some other pretty funny high five fails...

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Reading all the July comments on FB saying how bad the Patriots are going to do these first four games, 3 down and 1 to go.

Sounds like a viable plan to me.
 

Watching my grandson in his very first t-ball game. His first at bat, he hit the ball and ran to the pitchers mound and ran around it twice, then he kinda ran around all willy nilly until a coach caught him and sent him to first base. lol

When the other team was batting, he took his glove off, tossed it on the ground and played in the dirt the entire time, even throwing a few handfuls in the air... lol

His next at bat he hit the ball and ran to third base.... lol
None of the kids did any better and it was adorable to watch.

Did I mention that he just turned 3 last month?

French Maids Outfit


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My kid.

Yesterday I texted her to let her know I was coming home to get my sneakers that I needed for work..

She retorts with " ok ma. Ill be sure to break up the party and send the strippers home"

To which I reply...that's EXACTLY why I let you know I'm on my way.

I'm not my mother. I don't want to know my kid's business!

Seth Meyers
 

While I was babysitting... my grandson Cayden, who will be 2 in Dec kept knocking his sippy cup to the floor and saying.. get it maw maw.. after 3 times of this, I reached over and knocked the sippy cup to the floor and it rolled under the couch... He was shocked!!.. got in the floor , looked under the couch and said... my cuppy.... jumped up and shook his finger at me and said "NO NO... YOU'RE A BAD BOY MAW MAW".....lmao...

The best part is I got it all on video!!!!!!