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Carol Burnett is the BEST!! :clap:
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TODAY ~April 27th~ is National Tell A Story Day :hamactor: National Mule Day :cowboihorse: National Morse Code Day . . . - - - . . . And Happy Birthday to Walter Lantz (Creator of Woody Woodpecker) (I just wanted to say wood pecker) :superfunny: |
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.... text messaging for geeks? *giggle* Ok, that was wrong, sorry. Kinda. Yeah, ok, I am. Sorta. |
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the short story my daughter told me when she was about 5:
Once upon a time. The end. |
LOL, Ami, that's adorable, made us both laugh!
I didn't know it was Tell a Story Day when I told mine in the Dear thread. Nice to know I am once again topical, lol... |
Someone on facebook says its National Prime Rib day and Wrote an Old Friend Day.....can there be soooooooo many things on the SAME day?????????
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Once upon a time, when I was about 6 or 7, I was convinced I could "ride the clothesline" from our side of the house to the other house located at the back of our property. The clothesline was about two stories up (picture a pre-war brownstone).
I was a skinny little dink of a kid, so, this should work ... I grab the line, take in a deep breathe, and start pulling. Easy breezy. The next thing I know, I hear a loud snap and I am finding myself heading straight for my father's tomato garden. On that day I learned that tomato gardens actually provide somewhat decent cushion when you fall directly on them. (And missing the stakes holding them up is considered a miracle and a blessing). I also learned through the loud screams of my mother (and eventually, my father), that trying to ride a clothesline is something I shouldn't consider doing again unless I want to sit in my room for the next three consecutive months (if not longer). More importantly, I learned that even though clotheslines may look sturdy, really, they aren't. True story, and please folks, do NOT try this at home. |
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the beginning of the rest of my life |
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Dear Gay, THANK YOU, NJ....You have just save me from an indescribable heartache.... I have taken my Schwinn off of the roof and have decided against trying to swoop down and land on the mini~van and then the driveway.... That may have been bad. :outfield: |
TODAY ~April 28th~ is National Kiss Your Mate Day :love1: National 31 Cent Scoop Night Day <insert ice cream smilie here> National Great Poetry Reading Day :hamactor: Happy Birthday Ann~Margaret :birthdaycake: |
Could it be .......???
Are you sure it isn't National :deadhorse: day?? :pointing:
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That is why Dude musta got a job at the Lowe's garden center? And a red vest is way better than an orange apron day? Currently planning my outfits. |
Yay! It's kiss your mate day!!
... but man, I sure hope it doesn't go down like this ....
http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.c...ss-cooties.jpg ..yikes, lol. |
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oh, sorry ... I thought it was bad poetry week.... :blink: |
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