Listening to my best friend tell several outrageously funny stories today, and both of us laughing so hard that they could hardly finish their story-telling. We cracked up so loud, while sitting in the truck, that I think bystanders were ready to call the cops on us for public intoxication!!

I needed that belly laugh!

My roommate cracked me up....

I made oatmeal cranberry pecan cookies today... When I went to put them in a vacuum sealed container, he said "I don't know about that. Won't that suck the air out'a the cookies?"

:rofl: :rofl: :cookielove: :cookielove:

This "children of the corn" moment with JD:

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Christas pigs and baby dinosaurs!

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Is that a child's shadow behind me??

You are SO SO SO SO WRONG. WRONNNGGGGG.

You know creepy little kids belong as the same category as emus and holiday sweaters!

My roommate telling his story about how a "bird brain" chicken got the best of him.

Mom to me...did you get her a cast iron pan
Me..no JT said he had it
Mom..did he forget it
Me...How would I know ask him

I'm sitting at the table eating pie

JT comes threw and out into the garage, back inside mouthing to me "I don't know what I did with it"...
Me cracking up...boy you are to young for that

He goes upstairs and looks around, back downstairs looking in the closet. Finally reaching above the cabinets above the fridge finding the hiding cast iron pan.

Me....I thought only Mom hid gifts from herself

My daughter randomly called me yesterday and thanked me for giving her a vagina. She seems to think it helps her play the damsel in distress card...I get that. But it was the most random thing she's ever called me for lol

Okay so, the back story is that my daughter and I have had many late night laughs and hysterics watching videos like this.

So for Christmas I gave her two mannequin heads in hopes that she and friends will go make idiots of themselves in public and videotape it.

My 4 year old nephew got entranced. Watched the video. Then proceeded to borrow a hoodie from me and wear the mannequin head and do dances all around the house.

Seriously doubled over tears pouring out laughing here.

Now my daughter keeps pranking me, sneaking up behind me in her octopus hoodie that I got her for Christmas with the mannequin head stuffed in there and it's a riot.

Period..
Christmas Elf..what is a period?
Oh dear lort, LTB was dumb founded!
TW.... It's the little dot you put at the end of a sentence when you are writing.
Christmas Elf....oh I get it, I get it! I'm going to tell my friends at school what a period is.

This was on FaceTime, LTB was telling her extended family in TN that she is expecting. She was telling them when she had her last period. LOL

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Sometimes I intentionally fuck with song lyrics when other people are listening. Today it was listening to "Benny and the Jets" and I wailed the following to my team:

"She's got ELECTRIC BOOBS
a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazeee-heeennnnn"

And then I put up my trigger fingers to my chest and made little "pew pew pewwwww" sounds like I was firing on them.

One woman on my team straight up snorted a stream of Diet Mountain Dew across the conference table and THAT was what cracked me up today.

DEW-GEYSER!

I hated 50 shades of gray. This made me laugh out loud.
 

I just caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and burst out laughing.

Picture this (Sicily, 1942!):

Crazy bedhead twisted up into a wildly-escaping bun that has been thoroughly oiled with argan oil
green sea kelp face mask that is drying and cracking all over my face
black detox mask under my chin
apron that is currently splattered with all manner of black bean soup makings, flour from the bread I just mixed up, and pumpkin from the smoothie I just made
pj pants have been changed to a colorful Nordic motif

I look a MESS but hey, it's a snow day and it's ALLLLLLLL good!

While driving threw my small town today, I saw a cat in a Crepe Myrtle tree. Its was in the fork of the limbs and it's tail was hanging down and sort if swishing. Hanging on to the trunk of the tree was another cat grabbing and slapping at the swishing tail. On the porch was another cat laying there watching the other two cats play.

First I cracked up cuz I saw the one trying to get the others tail. Then I saw the 3rd cat and cracked up again thinking this must be their mom watching the kids and thinking like we do "I wish I had their energy"