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i got a smartphone today.
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Philanthropy is not measured in dollars and cents.
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Appropriate for this thread, I think, is my random snacking. I'm eating celery, a banana, Quaker True Delights Caramel Corn Rice Snacks, and Circus Peanuts. Celery and sugar. Weeeeeee. :blink:
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China Panda... Ruby Tuesdays... or... Golden Corral?.... :mohawk: |
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Personal space invaders?
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There's a back story that includes and alien meat baby and someone laying on the sofa for three days whining about it... |
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mmmmm... sounds good.. We will have to take OB with us.. cause he wants to laugh at the meat glutton as well.. Grin... |
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I watched Glee for the first time. I think I love it.
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It's located in Northern California. The exact location is quite secret. If others knew they might want to crawl under it too. I don't like crowds. |
Melinda was finally kicked off SYTYCD. I feel vindicated somehow.
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I can watch "Diva's of Comedy" on LOGO over & over, laugh every damn time...
my one complaint?....all the "Boop" and "beep" in Censureship...Yet they happily {after midnight} discuss cocks, boners and ass.....with a random cunt {y'know to appease the lezzies}.. |
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What is Sytycd? |
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When I saw this?
http://g.sports.yahoo.com/soccer/wor...all070110.html All I could think of was screaming "JUST STOP CALLING IT SOCCER, FUCKERS!!! ^grr^ " :blink: |
Ok...so I'm watching Martha...and her British guest just said...."Yes, all willows WILL pussy...."
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NJfemmie that's funny where in NJ are you from so am I but up north near NYC!!
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I'm waiting for the Press to say "A totally new and disturbing Pre-Game ritual for Maradona....Prancing around like a pony, buttplug lodged deep inside, with Glittery fancy horse hair tail, shakin his bon-bon side to side...while singing "oh what a circus" from Evita
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Retail therapy is a good thing. One word: IKEA.
It's always refreshing to see that Home Depot isn't the ONLY place for Butch sightings....I may have held my breath and touched my throat..... Suffice it to say, there IS a God....... :eyebat: |
My housemate says: My triathalon coach wants me to ride with a group tomorrow. They are riding 100 miles up to Port Angeles. Should I go?
Me: It would be good training but that's a long way. Have you ridden that far before? Her: No. I've only ridden 46 miles at a time before. Me: How did you feel afterwards? Her: Like my asshole was on fire. Me: :blink: |
Barnum's Animal Crackers are delicious, delightful and definitely fun. I always take a look at each cookie before I munch it. It's important to identify if you're eating a lion, a polar bear, a gorilla or an elephant etc...
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why isn't anyone playing the song title trivia game with me tonight?
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wow. this sucks. and it's going to be suckier tomorrow when the little guy is up and roaring :/....maybe i'll have some tea to make the suckiness not so sucky right now...hmm...
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Step away from a lit firecracker.
It's all fun and games until someone blows their hands off. |
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The Best Place To Be for the 4th...
Nothing like the 4th of July right here in good old Boston, MA
http://muffinquest.files.wordpress.c...-fireworks.jpg |
After getting myself up, getting the housemate up so she can go torture herself on a 100 mile bike ride, got the dogs out and talked to my honey...I want to go back to bed for a nap.
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Happy Birthday America
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Happy 4th of July from the Windy City
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Yesterday while perusing the cleaning isle for a new better *something* I had an ephinany...
I'm not looking for a new cleaning product, I'm looking for something to clean FOR me... I just watched the end of Nights in Rodanda and it didn't end the way I wanted it to end... I may have said.. No.. No.. No.. This is not how I want this to end!... Mothman prophecies is getting ready to come on and I'm excited.. |
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Nahhhh, the little firecrackers just sting like a sonofabitch for a while, but no hands get blown off. It's even worse at New Year's when it's cold. Now THAT hurts. |
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