...and goofy too!

http://www.acartoonchristmas.com/wp-...oofy-santa.jpg

Actually it makes me grumpy and weepy. Fuck the holidays.

Weepy...he was the 8th dwarf, right? :crybaby:

LOL thanks, I needed that.

-skids in-

someone say goofy !!!

Well, two people on here revealed crushes yesterday and the world didn't end. Go for it!

http://withanopenheartdotorg.files.w...0&h=300&crop=1

Runs over to kiss Wolfy! Betcha didn't see THAT coming. ;)

I could not resist doing that. :eyebat:

Hmmmm.....clearly we need some ambiance around here....

Will start with lighting...:candle::candle::candle:

under a :moonstars: sky...

and maybe some....:tea::tea:

and of course there can never be too much....:chocolate::chocolate:

and for those so inclined...:wine::wine:

for the really hard core
chcknsht cases..(re: butches as so far the femmes have ka-boomed it way outta' the park) :beerfunnel:

a bit of magical glitter....
:sparklyheart::sparklyheart::sparklyheart:

and of course....:mistletoe::mistletoe::mistletoe: (<--this is mistletoe, not molecular structure diagrams)

My work here is done. Someone else will have to add music as I am at my "emoticon" limit per s.o.p. for this site.

Katniss..(sitting back al'a Sasquatch tracker waiting for a rare sighting) :waitinggirl:

I'm snickering over this whole post too ... Though I'm waiting for more bomb dropping booms ...

You're welcome. :bunchflowers:

Awwww, thank you so much! How sweet and loving are you? Oh did I mention sexy? :innocent:

:drool: KA BAMM ! :drool:

----->There goes another one.

Cute, very cute...it must be the dancing she's heard talk of that makes me sexy, lol.

Hmmmm, a question to ponder.
How sweet and loving am I would be the equivalent to the old commercial with the wise old owl and the tootsie pop...how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Answer, the world may never know :blink:

Really, now.....hmmmm.

Actually....let's look at the data shall we?

"A group of students at Swarthmore Junior High conducted an extensive study on the subject and concluded that getting to the center of a Tootsie Pop took a statistical average of 144 licks. However, the more ambitious and distrusting engineering students at Purdue University chose instead to rely on a “licking machine” modeled after the human tongue for their results. The Boilermakers found it took an average of 364 licks. And while other studies have been done, all the results vary. So in the end, only one thing is certain: The world may never know. "

I suppose quality control in statistical sampling and modeling will always be an issue. Getting to the "center" would be dependable on variables such as environmental conditions (humidity, moisture), speed of licking and of course the ever important dimensions/diameter of "human licking machine", etc. Definition of "Center" is also open to descriptive variables (almost at the edge, full edge on, etc.)

While the world may never know how many licks it takes....when she screams out like gangbusters you sure will.

Katniss~~ (aren't statistic fun???)

ROFLMAO. Omg! I love this!

Happy Sunday lovely Crusher-types.. I hope your weekend has been splendid...

Live, love, laugh... and do it like no one is watching :)

Crushing
 

I just want to crush on everyone.. that way no one is left out... LOL :jester:

Crushing however it can go nowhere.

Do you wonder if the same people posting have the same crushes? Now That's some heavy crushing happening :seeingstars:

you - you are awesome
 

Heard there were name dropping bombs going on in one of my favorite threads so I just could not resist sliding in and stalking it again to see the names being dropped....

Thought maybe I would add to them then thought hmmm maybe the better present is to keep the names to myself....after all I do love how crushes make me feel....

So yup I have a crush or two...how could I not with all the lovely, fun, and gentle souls that inhabit this planet...

This butch/boi has already named his crush, but I'll do it again. My crush is FemmeBibliophile. Got to meet her in person this week and she is so much more I could have ever imagined or hoped for... I got it bad... LOL

Now, to the other butches out there... step up and let it out... these femmes shouldn't have to do all the work! How else are they going to know we like them? Take a chance. I did.

Brilliant indeed! And therein lies the answer.
Needed..."human licking machine"

Merry Christmas Crushers!! Do you have your mistletoe hanging? What about cookies and milk to bribe Santa?

I have a huge crush on the guy I live with..chrissy. I dont think anyone has ever loved me so well. Today he did everything he could to make this day special for me. <3

I always crush on my kasey, but I gotta tell you...there are some people on here that make me wish I were poly!

Love your brains!

I am enjoying my crushes... there are several... and they brighten my spirits!!

omg! Tink! You took the words right out of my mouth!!!