Crack of dawn.

Would you rather:

A) Wear a bright red morphsuit on your wedding day?

or

B) Your fiance does?

A for sure, sounds like my kind of wedding day

WYR wear a black morphsuit and scare people or dress up as Jason to scare people?

Ohhh, morphsuit for sure. ( wtf is a morphsuit?)

wyr fix a flat tire by the side of the road or call and wait for a tow truck or AAA

Fix it myself!

True story...i changed my tire on the side of the highway ( on the way to work) in the pouring rain...just as i finished, the highway patrol came along and asked if i needed help. When i said no, they looked at my tire, gave a chuckle and drove off. I had the tire repaired on my lunch break, and the repairman said " did you know you put the tire on backwards" :blink: Asshole highway patrol, could have at least mentioned it!

WYR...take a shower or take a bath?

Shower

Wyr watch tv or a movie?

watch movie

wyr have a tv in the bedroom or not?

Yes in bedroom

Wyr own an old tube tv or the new fancy smancy ones?

No tv in the bedroom EVER!

WYR...grocery shop 1x a week, or several times a week?

as often as I'm told to...I'm the cart pusher.

wyr shop at Costco or at walmart?

Wal mart

Wyr shop at trader joes or sams club?

Trader Joe's

Wyr...drive a car, or drive a truck

A car unless the truck is some lovely old thing from the 40s.

Would you rather jump off a cliff wearing one of those flying squirrel/kite suits or enter a pie eating contest that features a kind of pie you don't care for at all.

Since death is not on my agenda for the immediate future, I'll take the pie!

Wyr...lose an arm, or lose a leg

arm.

wyr have long curly hair or long straight hair on your legs?

I think long straight hair would camouflage my shortish unglamorous legs and thick ankles better and go better with Birks.

wyr have an unflattering buzz cut or shaved head or would you rather shave your legs.

shaved head.
cause I already shave my head weekly.

wyr eat sour or sweet pickles?

Sour pickles

Wyr go shopping for wedding dresses or a tuxedo?

wedding dress.
because I don't have to do all the trying on.
and I had a blast with my wife while we were on the hunt for the perfect dress.

wyr buy a card or make a card?

Make one.

WYR have ice cream or frozen yogurt ?

DC

ice cream

wyr eat strawberries or blueberries?

Strawberries

WYR eat black berries or cocoa pebbles cereal?

black berries


WYR jump rope or hopscotch?

hop scotch

WYR play marco polo or hide and seek?

I'd rather drink Scotch and tie a little rope.

wyr pretend you like your ex gf's new gf or would you rather stick a finger in her eye?

stick finger in her eye

wyr be nice to said new g/f or start a fight?

Kindness is free, ER visits are not.

wyr carry resentment or guilt?

Resentment please

WYR carry around anger or guilt?

I think guilt has a slightly lower risk of causing a stroke

wyr drive a sport scar or a truck

Truck please

WYR drive a mini cooper or a smart car?

mini...easier to recycle

wyr mow the lawn or prune the trees/bushes

mow the lawn

WYR go see a dentist or an obgyn?

dentist...I figure a good dentist can do a decent Pap smear

wyr deal with a male or female police officer?

female please

WYR deal with a police officer or a jailer?

police officer...generally, police still have to treat you like a human being.

wyr vacation in Venice or Milwaukee?

I have been to Milwaukee several times on business, so Venice please!

Wyr...swim in a lake, or swim in the ocean

ocean...I'd rather be eaten by a shark than minnowed to death.

wyr wear a religious symbol around your neck or keep people guessing?

They are going to have to guess. I won't wear a cross, as i feel it is idolizing an object. My Wife thinks I'm a loon.

Wyr eat at the all you can eat buffet, or dine at a classy restaurant

you saying Golden Corral isn't a classy restaurant?

wyr improve your eyesight with laser surgery or carrot juice?

Laser

If you only had sight in one eye, would you rather wear an eye patch like a pirate or some cool-looking Ray Charles sunglasses?

I would choose to wear sunglasses.

Would you rather sleep in a sleeping bag or on a futon?