today is MAY 3 - LABOR DAY supposed to be MAY 1 - our President has the power to change that! :| :eyebrow:

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Tip toe ... through the tulips.....

heh.

I've got some catching up to do .....
 

Damn it! I missed paranormal day!

http://www.trueghoststories.co.uk/Im...-ghost-cat.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...host-story.jpg

ooooo ..... I'z scared-deded.

I wouldn't mind a lumpy rug like this .....

http://www.ihasafunny.com/wp-content...ck-cat-rug.jpg

Why stop at two?
 

http://www.mainstreetvintage.com/mem...bs%20shoes.jpg.... cause I know Diva has a "shoe thing".
http://z.about.com/d/shoes/1/0/T/y/s...ight_shoes.jpg
... and something a little more casual ....
http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thin...l&tid=11805556

May 3
Im celebrating "MONSTER BOSS'S DAY":smileywhip:

I remember Pia .....

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_78JDmf4UuZ...Pia+Zadora.jpg


.... but she wasn't as big a Charro.

Respect dem chickens....
 

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscart.../bgrn1308l.jpg

... or they'll demand it.


http://lifeinheck.com/Running%20Orde...in_Heck090.jpg

... you know... they have a point. :/

Yeah, you really didn't see much of her.
In fact, I couldn't name anything she actually did.
She might have invented Botox.

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com...-use-force.jpg
http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/u...ncess-leia.jpg
http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...-jabba-cat.jpg

Feeling a little "deep" this morning ....
 

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http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com...-torturing.jpg

Q. What Do You Call A Frightened Scuba Diver?
A. Chicken Of The Sea.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken And A Pit Bull?
A. Just The Pit Bull.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Bell?
A. An Alarm Cluck.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Dog?
A. A Hen That Lays Pooched Eggs.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Race-Horse?
A. A Hen That Lays Odds.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Ghost With A Chicken?
A. A Poultry-Geist.

Q. What Goes Peck, Peck, Peck, Boom?
A. A Chicken In A Mine Field.

Q. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Playground?
A. To Get To The Other Slide.

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Oy Oy Oy,,,,:goodpost:

This is just what I need. Poster size for me...

Thanks for all the fun stuff Diva and the
:pile::pacman: thread posters

Tommi

I will not laugh at these.
I will not laugh at these.
I will not laugh at these......

....for I know that it only encourages You. :shocking:





Ok, I may have laughed a LITTLE. Like a mini~snicker. Or a tiny chortle.

I'm persistent ....
 

Billy's mother was called into the school one day by the principal. "We're very worried about Billy," he said. "He goes round all day cluck, cluck, clucking." "That's right," said Billy's mother. "He thinks he's a chicken." "Haven't you taken him to a psychiatrist?" "Well, we would, but we need the eggs."

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