Lol... That's funny. My mom loves Steve. I introduced her by watching Family Feud and Little Big Shots. The other day she told my sister and I that if she had Steve Harvey we could find them in the last room on the left. Which is her bedroom. I don't know if Steve could handle her.

Why eagles are photographed mostly in profile. LOL


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I think I am going to try this...lol
 

My attempt at making chocolate pudding with almond milk...

Funny
 

In my front yard I saw a Mockingbird chasing a fox and she meant business nipping at the fox.

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Talking to my coworker across the office over Skype about Vegas, boyfriend, life in general. Door beeps open and someone we do not recognize (but has a badge because he swiped in) walks in and waves at her. He is not in business casual clothing like us, has shoulder length brown wavy hair and sandals on. Our whole office has floor to ceiling windows and we are on the fourth floor so the light is shining in on him making it hard for her to see.

I look down at my blinking Skype window and see:

"is that jesus??"

I laughed SO loud!

:byebye:

I tried that too!

No bueno.

I’m just going to put this here because I'm not aware of a thread for “what kind of dumb stuff did you do today.”

I was sitting in a board meeting with handouts of the PowerPoint presentation (a few small slides per page) in front of me. Having trouble reading the chart/slide on the screen, I caught myself using my fingers to zoom in on the slide in the handouts like one would for an image on a phone or iPad. On a piece of paper. Twice.

That's almost as bad as the time I tried to open the elevator doors using the key fob for my car. Either work has fried my brain and I need a vacation, or I really just need to take a break from technology. :)

That is hilarious!!!
Thanks for a much needed laugh.

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today, my three year old grand daughter showed me a horrible scrape on her knee...

I asked her what happened and she said she tumbled down the steps.

when I asked her how that happened, she didnt even blink when she said "sissy pushed me"

Sissy, is three MONTHS old....lol..

and so it begins...(chuckling)

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My mom. We were talking about the 70ish year old neighbor lady that I mow for. My mom said, "I think she is a retired lesbian."

Apparently, I have retired early.

Blade trying his best to teach me to play cards, and how goofy things get. Everybody should have friends like him that make them laugh so much.

Coworker, in response to my "alrighty" reply to her on Skype moments ago: "You and your 'alrighty' - it makes me think of Bruce Almighty!"

Little does she know I LOVE that movie :giggle:

Yesterday, it was someone's pronunciation of the acronym QIFM (which was a new one to me). She had a very strong Southern accent, so I'll let you guess what it sounded like. :simplelaugh: My coworker and I immediately looked at one another other as soon as it was said and had to bite our tongues to keep from cracking up in front of our visitor.

My field of work tends to be rather acronym happy, and I'll just say that some of those acronyms would be better left as initialisms.

Watching a FB Live video with my roommate of his son and granddaughter trying to get a snake out of their kitchen cabinets, my roomie laughing and saying things like "I see you're barefooted...haven't learned anything in 40 years!"