~GASP!!!!!~:blink:
sacrilegious !!!! ~shakey finger

:mohawk:

Watching "True Life" on MTV2....subject ? Polyamorous....
I'm having funfunfun with my relatives watching this with me ~oozing sarcasm~

:fallenangel:

Have you ever tried dirty dishwater as a comparison?

When you do, then you'll know. :blink:

dirty dishwater....
mopwater....
small puddle ponds with tadpoles.....
yup

And you still like it? :blink:

Okay, I'll send my extra cilantro to YOU from now on.

Okay, here's a moment when childhood songs are better left with the made up lyrics that we know.

Interestingly enough, I was singing On Top of Old Smokey this evening (my own version obviously) when It came to my attention that the lyrics were not right. "Huh", I said.

(My version of the song:On top of sphaghetti all covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed. They go on but I think you all get the gist)

So, with the internet ever available I did a wee bit of a search. And what did I find?

This:


On top of Old Smokey,
All covered with snow,
I lost my true lover,
For courting too slow.

For courting's a pleasure,
But parting is grief,
And a false-hearted lover,
Is worse than a thief.

A thief will just rob you,
And take what you have,
But a false-hearted lover,
Will lead you to your grave.

The grave will decay you,
And turn you to dust,
Not one boy in a hundred
A poor girl can trust.

They'll hug you and kiss you,
And tell you more lies,
Than crossties on a railroad,
Or stars in the sky.

So come ye young maidens,
And listen to me,
Never place your affection
In a green willow tree.

For the leaves they will wither,
The roots they will die,
And you'll be forsaken,
And never know why


Okay, seriously?

*blink*

Except for the funny repartee with the hottie stud in the administrative office, it would be the most boring reality show ever.

*perk*

Nascar?

:eyebat:

*grin*

I used to live in Daytona Beach, and when Nascar came to town, I didn't drive my car. Traffic was too insane for that, as I lived on Bill France Blvd, so I rode my bike everywhere for a week. My hammies were TIGHT!

We'll create a psuedo BFF for you that will cause mayhem and havoc and you will be the heroine that saves the day.

Can the pseudo BFF be cute and outgoing and popular and irresponsible so that we can be total opposites kinda like the Odd Couple but female? That will bring sponsorship.