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Chickens are important. I rest my case....
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference. Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it. M.C.Escher: That depends on which plane of reality the chicken was on at the time. Freud: The fact that you thought that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. Bill Gates: To purchase Chicken 2.01a, which will both cross roads and calculate the energy it used. There are bugs, yes, but if you uninstall Traffic 2.0 and Farmer 1.2 it will run. If it freezes at WhiteLine 2.0, we have a patch ... Harpo Marx: Honk! Honk! Honk! Jackie Mason: Whaddaya want, it should just stand there? Fox Mulder: It was a government conspiracy. Jack Nicholson: 'Cause it ***** wanted to. That's the ****** reason. Nietzsche: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you. Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road. George Orwell: Because the government had fooled him into thinking that he was crossing the road of his own free will, when he was really only serving their interests. Plato: For the greater good. Pyrrho the Skeptic: What road? Colonel Sanders: I missed one? Jean-Paul Sartre: In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road. Arnold Schwartznegger: It vill be back. Jerry Seinfeld: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?" Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road, but why he crossed, I've not been told! |
Okay... I have something that I think will entertain you.
http://www.bk.com/en/us/campaigns/subservient-chicken.html go ahead... tell it what to do! |
Oh look!
Patti LaBelle! http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2513/...2eb28917d0.jpg (Love the cocka-doodle DOO?) oy. *face palm* |
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I want me one-a them!!!!!! |
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I think the link works with basic commands. I've asked it to turn on the television and it just stands there - however - if you tell it to do something nasty or naughty - it waves its' finger at you, lol. |
One for the road....
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today is,,, such a boring day,,, (f)
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fowl service sub?
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Anybody remember Foghorn Leghorn???
That guy cracks me up. :rofl: |
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*grins* |
today....
we are celebrating... "Monster boss's day-out, employees' day-out"....(we are very grateful if you come back next month...yeeba!!!) |
TODAY ~May 5th~ is Happy Cinco de Mayo :thumbsup: National Great American Grump Out Day :badmood: National Polka Dot & Plaid Day :eyebrow: National Hoagie Day :eating: And HAPPY BIRTHDAY Ann B. Davis (a la Brady Bunch) |
..kick-a** day:girldevil:
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"This is gonna cause more confusion than a mouse in a burlesque show!" http://creativegreenius.files.wordpr...02/foghorn.jpg |
The day I will be filling out my financial aid and school loan stuff...
Woohoo! :nailbitin: |
TODAY ~May 6th~ is National Day of Reason :cool: National No Diet Day :chef: National Toot Your Own Horn Day :formalbow: National Nurses Day :nurseshot: And HAPPY BIRTHDAY Sigmund Freud :beatnik: |
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