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An 8 minute long video of my niece on her way home from having her wisdom teeth removed. My ribs hurt from laughing she's sooooo funny!!
She DEMANDED her mom stop at Subway and went thru a detailed list of what she wanted, right down to the mayo... She kept saying the tooth fairy took her tongue, too. She made them change the radio station 100 times... Then asked to go play in the rain puddles... She commented about another car on the road and then demanded her mom to let her "get behind the wheel", she'd "show them the right way to drive"! She got upset and asked her mom if she'd bleed out"? Mom said no, she responded "good, cause I wanna live!!" "I want Subway! Not apple sauce!....(long pause)... (looking into camera, wiping her make up away) "They won't feed me and they let me ugly cry." ... Omg....too much!!! |
I was in my backyard finishing up some stuff and had my side gate open when I looked up and saw an unsavory character that had apparently decided that he was free to roam around my backyard, since the gate was open. It appeared as though he was unaware that I was in the backyard so, rather than say anything and alert him to the fact that I was there, and knew he was there, I opened the back door and let my not-so-little, very protective dog, out. That guy about shit himself when she rounded the corner and realized he was there, and promptly proceeded to give chase when he took off running. Needless to say, she was not happy! The guy made it to the front yard where he landed into the loving arms of my across the street neighbor, who just so happens to be a Sergeant for the Sheriff's Department. My neighbor had seen the guy and was coming to find out why he was snooping around my house. He (my neighbor) was armed and had already called for on duty officers to make location. Thankfully, my dog stood down when I told her to, but she growled at the unwelcome visitor until he was taken into custody and placed in a squad car because he had warrants. Surprise! Yeah, not so much. My neighbor wants my dog as a K9 partner, and I'm thinking I need to grill a steak for her, lol
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My short little stubborn dog.
I'm staying at a friend's house (in the downstairs apartment) while dealing with some medical crap... I was upstairs with them discussing my adventures with "the system" when I took my stubborn dog downstairs, put his cone of shame on (because he can't be trusted not to make himself bloody again)....left him on my bed and went back upstairs... After we said goodnight, I opened my door only to be totally surprised to find a curled up dog, with his cone, laying at the top of my steps... how he got up all those steps with his cone on and without making a single noise (his collar dog tags make lots of noise) is beyond me. But he figured it out. If he goes to the yard with his cone on, he's always getting it stuck in the dirt or making lots of noise from hitting it on stuff because he can't keep his nose off the ground. How did he climb 15 steps as quiet as a church mouse? |
I got a text today...Has anyone checked on George Strait's exes??
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Hey Kenna
your short stubborn little dog went into stealth mode
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Seeing all the shite I used to talk around here, when I was throwing too many of 'em back.....oy. :seeingstars:
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that the door was cracked open the whole time...:blush:
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My dog thought he was Chicken Little when we were in the downstairs bedroom while the carpenter was making lots of noise upstairs.
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Pumpkin butt got himself stuck under my printer and wound up smacking himself in the face with an ornament. Best laugh today.
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How cool, calm and relaxed my "country dog" was while the carpenter was firing a nail gun half the day...a dog that acts like a limp noodle while under fire is a cool cookie.
And how funny my friend's big dog responded to it, begging for a dog treat after he went upstairs to camp out without giving me a fuss to get his big self up the steps. He was right proud of himself laying in the middle of the bed, begging for treats. But the poor thing had never heard such noise, so he hid in "momma's room". |
That when I finally broke down this evening and decided to get a mani/pedi (very rare for me to treat myself to that)... I was disappointed in the colors they offer, and chuckled to myself when I thought about finding one that matched or almost matched my new truck.
Why not? Gunmetal metallic is kinda sexy. |
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I just got tickled and cracked up every time my nail tech kept calling me "Momma"...or saying "ok? Momma" when she asked me a question...and how she did it with fondness as if she'd always known me.
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A Myrtle Beach vacation commercial just came on...
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The tooth fairy can't fly in hurricanes, maybe she will come after the storm passes
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A scientific funny about cats
I'm an avid reader of "The Register" website, as I like its tongue-in cheek humour. Every year, they publish the winners of the IgNobel Prize, for reasearch that first makes you laugh and then makes you think.
This year, Antoine Fardin has gone above and beyond with "On the Rheology of Cats", rheology being fluid dynamics, the science of how things flow. Having just downloaded the PDF of "The News and Information Publication of the Society of Rheology, Volume 83, number 2, July 2014" and read the article (starts on page 16, and continues on page 30 of the PDF) published on his investigations into "Can a Cat Be Both a Solid and a Liquid?", well, IMHO it's hilarious, the more so for being written straight-faced, so to speak. The Register article, with handy PDF download link: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/09...gnobel_prizes/ The IgNobel site: http://www.improbable.com/ig/2017/ NB: No cats were harmed in the production of Antoine's paper |
The Toyota dealer calling to wish me a happy birthday, but it's not my birthday, it's my best friend's.
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