I ponder many things, often simultaneously, like:

~ Would a craftmatic adjustable bed be a good investment? It would give me something to play with while I lie awake and ponder.

~ Are carpenter ants unionized?

~ Did Alan Greenspan coin "irrational exuberance" after a not so exciting sexual encounter?

~ If being in possession of a certain amount of marijuana is legal here, why cant I buy it over the counter?

~ Is it ok to take Nyquil PM at 3 am?

~ Who is more masculine....Donald Trump or Sarah Palin?

~ If 50,000 units of vitamin D can be put in a pill the size of a pin head, why is 500 mg. of calcium as big as my head?

~ How long will it take someone to realize they can sidestep the rising price of gasoline by selling it in a unit of measurement less than a gallon? How long would it take consumers to notice if they did?

~ Can I grow a coffee plant out of the georgia pecan coffee beans in the freezer?

~ Where did I hide my chocolate stash?

~ Why is it that a relative with memory loss cant remember anything but the fact that you didnt return their phone call?