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Diva 06-18-2010 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Medusa (Post 133311)
This is all very hateful and petty.

Oh simpletons! It matters not who likes lightbulbs and what kinds versus who like candles. The only thing that matters is that *I* have the only REAL and TRUE light source in the universe.

http://dandelionmama.files.wordpress...008/10/sun.jpg



Well aren't we just a weeeee bit superior, Miss Top BulbaLicious?


There's a better line in there than that piece o' crap I just dished out.....:brightbulb:



BullDog 06-18-2010 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adorable (Post 133306)
WAY to make it all about YOU again bullbulb!! And 30 second breaks smacks of west coast priviledge to me! On the east coast, us bulbs actually have to keep office lights on 24/7 to let all you (not you except you specifically and the collective me) west coast bulbs laze in the freaking sun all damn day!

Your tired, worn-out stereotypes of the West Coast clearly show you know nothing of the PNW. Sun- what is that (insert sarcastic laughter).

BulbDog/BullBulb

p.s.
I'm a little hurt no one has started calling me Bullby yet.

TenderKnight 06-18-2010 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ravingmadfem (Post 133321)
Dear TenderLight,

i will be reporting your post. i was being very low light in my vulgarity towards you and you have now insisted on bringing it out into the natural light. Obviously you are a candle lover because you know no bulb would want to light your way.

Listen, I know that there was that one time I *almost* put you into the water.. and the other time i dropped you and you almost shattered.. and that other time i.. well I know that we have a past, but don't think that you have the right to hoard your light over me. I find it hard to connect with some bulbs.. sometimes my socket is just too big for them.. But that doesn't mean that I'm not worthy of love, just like the next guy.

But, thanks for reminding me why I like candles so much, you 12 volter.

-Tony, PROUD candle lover.

Scorp 06-18-2010 01:30 PM

Hell yeah, I am the light of the world!
:nyahnyah:


http://www.christianmyspace.com/imag...-the-world.jpg



Quote:

Originally Posted by twinkle toes (Post 133316)
I suppose cause your bulbs are cooler then mine you think your are brighter then mine


adorable 06-18-2010 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BullDog (Post 133328)
Your tired, worn-out stereotypes of the West Coast clearly show you know nothing of the PNW. Sun- what is that (insert sarcastic laughter).

BulbDog/BullBulb

p.s.
I'm a little hurt no one has started calling me Bullby yet.


I was trying not to be bulbogynistic and Bullby seems that way. I am sorry that I generalized the entire west coast. Really, please accept my apologies. I forget that PNW is really more like SanFranlaska...

In other news: A new song is out by the pussybulb dolls....

Dontcha wish your grrlbulb was hot like me?? Dontcha?

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m...tor_333/z9.jpg

Dontcha?

Scorp 06-18-2010 01:47 PM

Dear ravfem,

Cuteness can not be helped. It's just a natural reaction. I can suggest some help for you. Group Therapy will be taking place in an hour so, located down the hall and around the corner. The name of the group session is "Watts The Matter With Me".

It sounds as if you have been experiencing these issues and the light bulbs are beginning to wear you down.

I wish you well and hope you are able to correct such issues.

Let me know if I can be of any further assistance.

"Warm" Regards,

-Scorp- (the one with the cute light bulb postings)


Quote:

Originally Posted by ravfem (Post 133315)
hello Scorp.

Please understand that i am coming from my me space, ok dear?

i feel your post is dismissive. i am trying to make this entire thread about me, and you are interfering by posting cuteness. This hurts my feelings and i will not have this thread be about anyone else but me & my specialness.

Obviously you don't care about me. i'll just go quietly now, and i will not be back. i may even think about looking for some water and a cement floor. But i wont be missed so it doesn't matter, some other bulb will just use their filament. Just please don't let it be that bulbousy JustJo. She's such a "look at me, i light up so nicely, gather round and let me warm you" ho.


MsDemeanor 06-18-2010 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Random (Post 133260)
Lol.. we are making fun of ourselves...

Clearly. "I don't understand the point of this thread" is one of the posts that will pop up from time to time.

Curley 06-18-2010 02:18 PM

now see what you all did?
I want some of these now

http://www.gravidmatter.com/
[ame="http://www.amazon.com/Christmas-Holiday-Light-Flashing-Earrings/dp/B002YJTA4M"]Amazon.com: Christmas Holiday Light up Light Bulb Flashing Earrings: Kitchen & Dining[/ame]
http://www.gadgetsharp.com/20100316/...roduct-design/
http://www.staceyhoughdesigns.com/lightbulbearrings

amiyesiam 06-18-2010 02:29 PM

Dear Admin-a-bulbs

I fear I must report this entire thread
It is not possible that this many light sources can get along for this many pages.
There has to be some kind of conspiracy going on here.
Someone somewhere in this thread has to be really upset, offended, confused, or crying for this to be an actual thread. Are they are just to afraid to come out and talk about it for fear of being rejected.

oh and why haven't
lightening
forest fires
or all types of holiday lighting been in here to post?


and lastly
why did Diva get a whole box of bulbs to play with and no one else did?
and
why hasn't anyone made her share?


Sincerely
Bulb a geek u la

MsDemeanor 06-18-2010 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amiyesiam (Post 133372)
Someone somewhere in this thread has to be really upset, offended, confused, or crying for this to be an actual thread.

I am all of these things. Furthermore, I am so deeply offended that I am clipping out of context portions of every offensive post in to one completely nonsensical post which I will then post here in all caps, a large font, and some horribly obnoxious color that is hard on the eyes. Said post will end with a pronouncement that I am unsubscribing from the thread, thus sparing me the five pages of attacks by sentence deconstructors and bulb cliques (you know who you are!!) that will surely follow my post.

Selenay 06-18-2010 03:07 PM

http://www.ledlightsorient.com/image...Light-0408.jpg

Rope lights are the best because not only are they environmentally responsible but they don't limit themselves to one colour.

There are even bi-coloured strands.

http://www.giftideas.co.uk/gifts/led...lti-colour.jpg


By not using rope lights you're all being discriminatory.

amiyesiam 06-18-2010 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsDemeanor (Post 133388)
I am all of these things. Furthermore, I am so deeply offended that I am clipping out of context portions of every offensive post in to one completely nonsensical post which I will then post here in all caps, a large font, and some horribly obnoxious color that is hard on the eyes. Said post will end with a pronouncement that I am unsubscribing from the thread, thus sparing me the five pages of attacks by sentence deconstructors and bulb cliques (you know who you are!!) that will surely follow my post.

I totally get what you are saying, but I am going to ignore the context of your bulb and focus on what you mean by saying horribly obnoxious color?

so what do you mean by that statement?

are you implying some colors are better than other colors?

are some colors easier on the eyes?

are certain hues of certain colors better than others?

and

now this thread could be totally derailed with people coming to the defense of and standing up for "colors".

ye gods look what you have started now.


you should be very pleased ashamed of yourself.


is that light enough and big enough for you?:|

*Magic_and_Silk* 06-18-2010 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Selenay (Post 133394)
http://www.ledlightsorient.com/image...Light-0408.jpg

Rope lights are the best because not only are they environmentally responsible but they don't limit themselves to one colour.

There are even bi-coloured strands.

http://www.giftideas.co.uk/gifts/led...lti-colour.jpg


By not using rope lights you're all being discriminatory.


OMG...Now I am SOOOOO turned on...I mean...my Bulbs are turned on...Does that really make sense?

I guess it does, if *I* am the bulb.

Maybe I am just talking about my "bulbees"....hmmmm

Now *I* am confused.


Daywalker 06-18-2010 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cybersuebee (Post 132858)
Let me guess: all your farms are planted and you've just recently changed their design, factories in full production, gifts collected, sent and used, superpokes fed, tickled, washed and their habitats decorated, crows fed and in bed, tunes played, posted and played again, writing finished for the day, Mrs. Day's at work, the supper dishes done and Sampson and Delilah fed and purring beside you. So's all you had left to do was invent another one of your famous threads. :canadian:

Da :floatbee: loves it! ;)

I have 8 pages to read now, but I had to stop at post #4.

:|

This cracked me the fuck up.

:rofl:

At the same time, it's a little skeery how much folks
know about me from the Facebook alone.

:huhlaugh:


:daywalker:

amiyesiam 06-18-2010 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Selenay (Post 133394)
http://www.ledlightsorient.com/image...Light-0408.jpg

Rope lights are the best because not only are they environmentally responsible but they don't limit themselves to one colour.

There are even bi-coloured strands.

http://www.giftideas.co.uk/gifts/led...lti-colour.jpg


By not using rope lights you're all being discriminatory.

crap I forgot all about the rope lights
does that make me a horrible person?
Maybe Corkey should spank me?
just so long as he doesn't breake my bulbs

adorable 06-18-2010 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsDemeanor (Post 133388)
I am all of these things. Furthermore, I am so deeply offended that I am clipping out of context portions of every offensive post in to one completely nonsensical post which I will then post here in all caps, a large font, and some horribly obnoxious color that is hard on the eyes. Said post will end with a pronouncement that I am unsubscribing from the thread, thus sparing me the five pages of attacks by sentence deconstructors and bulb cliques (you know who you are!!) that will surely follow my post.

REPORTED!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Selenay (Post 133394)
http://www.ledlightsorient.com/image...Light-0408.jpg

Rope lights are the best because not only are they environmentally responsible but they don't limit themselves to one colour.

There are even bi-coloured strands.

http://www.giftideas.co.uk/gifts/led...lti-colour.jpg


Bi colored strands cannot be TRUSTED!!!!!! I knew someone that dated a bi-colored strand of bulbs once and nothing went wrong, but I add a horrified face when I tell the story for dramatic effect.

By not using rope lights you're all being discriminatory.

Quote:

Originally Posted by amiyesiam (Post 133396)
I totally get what you are saying, but I am going to ignore the context of your bulb and focus on what you mean by saying horribly obnoxious color?

so what do you mean by that statement?

are you implying some colors are better than other colors?

are some colors easier on the eyes?

are certain hues of certain colors better than others?

and

now this thread could be totally derailed with people coming to the defense of and standing up for "colors".

ye gods look what you have started now.


you should be very pleased ashamed of yourself.


is that light enough and big enough for you?:|

REPORTED! <--This is the national planet color (not COLOUR) and everyone should use it when they come to this planet!

Quote:

Originally Posted by *Magic_and_Silk* (Post 133397)
OMG...Now I am SOOOOO turned on...I mean...my Bulbs are turned on...Does that really make sense?

I guess it does, if *I* am the bulb.

Maybe I am just talking about my "bulbees"....hmmmm

Now *I* am confused.



I just really wanted to practice my multiquoting ability. Clearly I am far superior at it then less multi-purpose bulbs.

Bit 06-18-2010 03:23 PM

*buries face in hands* omigawwwwd this is just hopeless... someone tries to light up a serious conversation and look what y'all have done to it... pages and pages and PAGES... can't the dramabulbs just go light up their OWN threads please? Can't we shed a little light in peace just ONCE for Bulb's sake?!

Bit 06-18-2010 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Selenay (Post 133394)
http://www.ledlightsorient.com/image...Light-0408.jpg

Rope lights are the best because not only are they environmentally responsible but they don't limit themselves to one colour.

There are even bi-coloured strands.

http://www.giftideas.co.uk/gifts/led...lti-colour.jpg


By not using rope lights you're all being discriminatory.

This is just bulbously classist. It so happens that I cannot afford rope lights, no matter how beautiful they are, and I know I'm not the only one.

LED lights are more efficient anyway--not that I can afford anything more than the two solar LEDS that light my porch stairs at night, and those only because they were on sale--but LEDs are the lightwave of the future.

:hrmph:

amiyesiam 06-18-2010 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bit (Post 133409)
*buries face in hands* omigawwwwd this is just hopeless... someone tries to light up a serious conversation and look what y'all have done to it... pages and pages and PAGES... can't the dramabulbs just go light up their OWN threads please? Can't we shed a little light in peace just ONCE for Bulb's sake?!

nope:seeingstars:

on the other hand I will share Diva's bulbs with you!

adorable 06-18-2010 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bit (Post 133413)
This is just bulbously classist. It so happens that I cannot afford rope lights, no matter how beautiful they are, and I know I'm not the only one.

LED lights are more efficient anyway--not that I can afford anything more than the two solar LEDS that light my porch stairs at night, and those only because they were on sale--but LEDs are the lightwave of the future.

:hrmph:

I can totally relate to this bit! I went to the Bulbyranch in Las Vegas once and wanted a hot little string of glitter lights. I was so excited to see all the strings lined up for me to chose from. WOW! The ones I wanted were so expensive! I ended up with this boring clear set that just laid there and didn't even flash! Sigh... :(


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