I'd usher you in, give you a hug, pick you up by your waist and set you on the kitchen counter while I make big mugs of tea and sammiches.

If you knocked on my door today, i'd pull you inside, offer you a piece of freshly baked lemon cake...and spend all afternoon getting to know you.:tea:

Lemon cake and good conversation? We will be right over
:)

I'd be embarrassed because, like a bad poster, I didn't read the first page of this thread. So I accidentally gave Besame a wedgie (sorry Besame!!!!!). I thought I was opening the door to someone else. :blush:

So I'd let you put a dunce cap on my head and stick me in the corner of my house for a few minutes. After that you could raid my fridge and try on my clothes (only if you wanted to). :D

knocking
 

I did not read the first post containing instructions either but I still want lemon cake and good conversations.

If you knocked on my door, you would be greeted by two terrorists, I mean terriers and some fresh baked chocolate chip cookies or brownies!

I would invite you to join me for happy hour at a restaurant on the reservoir. Then I'd buy us both a cold drink and get to know you while we sat on the patio listening to music and watching the colorful sails on the water.

if you knocked on my door today...
 

my dogs would bark. of course that would probably be everyday. and I probably wouldn't answer because I would think you were trying to sell me something.

Gee, thanks. Lol

Depends who knocks on my door, I only let a select few in.

If Clay and his lady knocked at my door...

I'd be so happy to meet clay i'd probably hug and hug him sooooooo hard i would have to stop so he could breathe! Lol

Then i would spoil them, and cook for them, and then we'd talk all night!

you would find me curled up in bed with a box of tissues, sneezing, sniffling and napping. Between all that I'm flipping channels between everything NASCAR, and NCAA softball and NCAA baseball.

Well IF it were a femme knocking, I'd invite her in, offer her a cold drink and engage in interesting conversation hopefully!

I would frisk you to see if you brought ice cream. If not, we would be jumping in the car to go get some.

Can I have soft-serve?!

Soft serve is the :koolaid:. True dat.

It's a bit chaotic right now...but I'm getting stuff done. And my mama always says.. it gets worse before it gets better...

I did make lunch though...so I'd happily feed you!

I'm fixing to declutter cupboards in the kitchen so if you knock I'm gonna prolly hollar "come in" and once you get in, gonna put you to work helping...LOL