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a good expletive!
i've heard this a before but had forgotten it until i came across it again while i was reading today:
HORSEFEATHERS!!! damselfly |
Are you daft?
I still refer to myself as a flibbertygibbet, though I've seen it spelled other ways too. I've called myself a fussbudget too. Now, don't lollygag around. My Gramps used to warn me against engaging in tomfoolery, but I think someone may have said that one already. A couple more for the road: ...on a wing and a prayer ...lickety split ...snug as a bug in a rug |
whenever someone complained about getting old my grandpa(& now dad does too) said "its better than the alternative"
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"Ambulance you got a chance...If its a hearse its got to be worse"
Not sure how old this one is...but I love it! lol |
"Why isn't she just cuter than a bug's ear?"
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just heard tonight at work.....
-Raining like a cow pissin' on a flat rock -bout as worthless as peein' in the ocean |
Well of Loneliness
When a was very young, I used to refer to myself as a "sexual invert" because that was what people in my rural town called me "like me" back then.
I used it about half a dozen times after I moved to San Francisco, but no one knew what the Sam Hill I was talking about, so I stopped. Yes, Dorthy, I really am 63 in many, many ways. *Cheers to my ex, Radcliff Hall* ~CF |
Pretty is as pretty does.
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"Yerba mala nunca muere."
Lol. I remember that one too - my mom used to say it about my father all the time. She wasn't too far from the truth - he died a few months ago at the age of 91! Quote:
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as useless as teets on a bull |
I've been working my brain to the white meat!
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I'm so hungry my stomach's gnawing on my backbone.
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Some of My favorites:
Drat! Ornery and Shenanigans |
It's just going to get a lick and a promise..... means I will clean lightly now and promise to do a better job soon.
Andrea |
sit a spell
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prit' near
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batty: She's been a bit batty since she got older.
tetched: He's a bit tetched in the head if you know what I mean. three sheets to the wind: When they come outta that bar, they was three sheets to the wind. to beat the band: She was a-singin' and a clappin' to beat the band. lick o' sense: Billie Joe never had a lick o' sense. (Pass the biscuits please.) |
They don't have a pot to pee in but they spent money on foolishness.
Stomach so full you could crack a flee on it. |
'retch 'round as in I'm gonna 'retcha 'round and smack the crap outta you if'n you don't mind.
I might have heard that once or twice. :blink: |
I haven't read all the posts, so my apologies if this one has been posted...
Keeping company. I love that term for a courting couple... |
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