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"We are standing in the back and breaking wind"
Said by me to a stranger on a cold windy night at a candelight vigil. She turned to me and said, "you might want to re-phrase that" |
I used to be a breast woman until I met your ass...
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"I need a bigger bead box, and I don't have one."
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"i don't like the sucking sensation thats going on around the ears"
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"Don't think about it. Just go down there and work your magic!"
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I've never had one that big in me before. ( referring to a splinter)
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"Just get your head down there and put it in!"
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"I just took the lead, you better be quivering Hollylane" :|
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"Why haven't I got anything to poke this thing with?"
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In reference to a kitchen cabinet door
Said to me...
I'd be holding and you'd be screwing |
Sometimes I feel like I'm fancy dancing for french fries...
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Stop sucking on me!! (said to nasty bug)
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" I don't think about that when I pop their little legs apart" :giggle:
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"Half of her was asleep, and I know which half it wasn't..."
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He has good penetration - NFL commentator
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"______ is rolling their meat log in honey!" :lol2:
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What was the name of that meat dish you had last Saturday?
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Maria and I pinned him to the wall until he did something about it
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Ooooh that is big. Whow. What are you doing with it, I mean you're not going to stick it somewhere are you ?
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"only two of them consistently lick me"
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