Butch Femme Planet - Overheard In Austin

OK, for fun, i took everything that was posted and then made it look like 2 people are having a conversation. I took and placed what was said in order.

kinda like a monologue. its kinda funny...i think..lol

here ya go:

Person 1 - Deleted by moderator?
Person 2 - The roomba poop story!
Person 1 - Get ready. We are going to Thailand so I can get my ass lifted!
Person 2 ) I am dripping wet...and no, not in that way !

Person 1 - I don't care how much shit is in there, I can always shove more!

Person 2 - I need 2 noodles to full fill my fantasy!
Person 1 - Juney squirted in Shari's mouth!
Person 2 - Wtf is wrong with my noodle?

Person 1 - I'm offering my service. For free !

Person 2 - They are all chokin on it. Don't give them anymore!
Person 1 - I got my cherry for the evening?
Person 2 - This is the second time I've been plated.
Person 1 - oh my God, they're havin a threesome!

Person 2 - I licked it off her finger.
Person 1 - if I ever grow into my tongue I'm gonna be on Jerry Springer!
Person 2 - I licked it off her finger. Its ok we're related?

Person 1 - Hey, can you do it in a box?
Person 2 - Take my word, we was loud!
Person 1 - Her box has to many calories ?
Person 2 - I do everything I can to turn that shit red, and nothing!
Person 1 - There’s a cherry on my tittie?
Person 2 - Are you noodling Gemme?
Person 1 - I have a big ole noodle!
Person 2 - If everything involves poop, I don't want it!
Person 1 - I’m going for the polar bear!
Person 2 - You could be like a hunch back of Notre Boob?
Person 1 - Mean wearwolf living in my vagina!
Person 2 - If its comin out. I could work with that!
Person 1 - Did you see a long vagina runnin down the street?
Person 2 - We sure do miss Dude!!!
Person 1 - Sometimes you just gotta double wrap that shit?
Person 2 - Tails are sexy, horns just get in the way!
Person 1 - Right now I would suck that thing dry!
Person 2 - Lemme lick it!
Person 1 - I didn't pull it out in time?
Person 2 - Has no one mentioned the hunky hole yet?
Person 1 - "Id pick the droopy balls"-!
Person 2- "oh heeeeeeeyyyyyyyaaaaaalllllll no" !!

Person 1 - "Werewolf in the vagina. Is it a little werewolf?"

Person 2 - "Wait. I'll take the Pinocchio but I need to know which way it's facing first" ?
Person 1 - Just pop it on the counter!
Person 2 - Does that come with batteries??
Person 1 - It comes with lube!
Person 2 - I wanna see your tool kit that works the magic?
Person 1 - "just my ass - its the most important part" !
Person 2 - We learned how to make embroidery floss bracelets
in the mental hospital.
Person 1 - just strap on and then strap on!
Person 2 - OMG! Did the Schlotzskeys sandwich just give us the shocker?
Person 1 - I miss Jennifer!
Person 2 - don’t beat it on the chair!
Person 1 - Nailing the planet one finger at a time.
Person 2 - "I'll pick-up what your putting down"?
Person 1 - "the nuts are good too"?
Person 2 - "You ARE my Gor-muncher". !
Person 1 - Ahhh comin back.to a cocktail waiting for me. That's heaven right there!
Person 2 - Is that like been walked on by a billion feet carpet?
Person 1 - that means we can put June on a leash!
...silence...
<<<@>>>
Person 2 - My whole spine wiggles when I do that!
Person 1 - Go limp. It'll be better that way?
Person 2 - "I'm here - waiting on vag!"
Person 1 - Shit. This is where I work.
Person 2 - Sorry. Sometimes they squeak together when I walk!
Person 1 - We don't tell 'em to lie down and then start shoving shit up their ass.
Person 2 - It's tiara Saturday downtown!
Person 1 - Who's gotta hand that doesn't have a nail?

Person 2 - Guess what, you're dry now honey!

Person 1 - Everybody get your finger ready?
Person 2 - I'm coming Bitch, can't I rest in the middle!
Person 1 - Are we gonna play spin the cane?
Person 2 - I want ppl to think I'm mean. How can they think that when I'm all sparkly n shit!
Person 1 - I think have over adorned my hair....I don't want anyone thinking I'm nice or anything:
Person 2 - Had to go to Clothworld for Merkin accoutrments
Person 1 - Suck on this mother fucker
Person 2 - When the merkins come out it's time for the kids to go home.
Person 1 - I need a big one and then I'll be ok
Person 2 - If you let it dangle he wlll hump it.
Person 1 - Do you need any help?

Person 2 - Yes please. And I'm not wearin any panties
Person 1 - I'm dripping and not the way your thinking
Person 2 - If you don't keep your noodle wet it will get dry and crusty
Person 1 - My vagina is out right now. Just wanted to let y'all know
Person 2 - Just put it in and wave it
Person 1 - Just stick it in and it works
Person 2 - man I'm stiff again.
Person 1 - Epsom Salt I'm all about the epsom salt
Person 2 - Llama Llama Llama
Person 1 - You sexy. Wanna llama in your vagina?
Person 2 - Tiara cab company you are the jewels of our business!!
Person 1 - Let's not push it - I'm NOT nurturing
Person 2 - I can shove a lot of stuff up a chicken's ass
Person 1 - The vagina looks very different when it's contorted
Person 2 - Awwww. Bob quit squirting.
Person 1 - Turn him off then on
Person 2 - Well. Bob has been Workin hard all night
Person 1 - His batteries are dying
Person 2 - I hate it when Bob quits squirting
Person 1 - Everything goes under the ass to keep it warm
Person 2 - You can never have to much brick house
Person 1 - Would you rather have a werewolf in your vagina or a llama in your vagina?
Person 2 - They have to peck them against the fence to get them open
Person 1 - Denise likes it piping hot.
Person 2 - There's a motor that sucks it and squirts it out
Person 1 - Butch: "Honey, I'm not giving anybody my noodle"

Person 2 - " Well good, just make sure you keep it wet. Nobody likes a crusty noodle".
Person 1 - OMG! Juney squirted at Sherry!

Person 2 - "Timeout! My boob's about to pop out".

Person 1 - that was a good one. I felt like I got a spanking outta that one".

Person 2 - "the ear! It's always the ear"!

Person 1 - "why are you squirting me"!
Person 2 - "Don't make me squirt you"!

Person 1 - babe go for the balls

Person 2 - There was a merkin in my bed last night and it wasn't mine!
Person 1 - You have to roll to get off the brain
Person 2 - She's farting on me!!
Person 1 - "what else can I do?"

Person 2 - "uh, finish your bike?"-
Person 1 - Goofy got injured while bumping
Person 2 - my bump is broke
Person 1 - It's all fun & games until somebody trips over a fucking solar light
Person 2 - Squirrel
Person 1 - DanzAmazon: Ow! Ow! Ow! Stop!

Person 2 - I'm spent.
Person 1 - I’m tired of being wet
Person 2 - Baby, go spit. I don't understand.
Person 1 - I told you im like a german shepard!

Person 2 - everytime you bend over,I find more popping out your ass
Person 1 - Hy just learned where hys butch handle is
Person 2 - Those damned butches wore me out!
Person 1 - Llama!
Person 2 - Vagina!
Person 1 - Do it again.
Person 2 - Why is it foaming?
Person 1 - Don't worry about it. Just sit down.
Person 2 - we need color coded buttons on the planet,red ,yellow and green

Person 1 - you are the red button
Person 2 - I will change your user name to Princess Purple Luver.. said with stank eye
Person 1 - Shar-pei!
Person 2 - These Austin social events are ruining my sex life.

Person 1 - So what happens if you take an extra packet of sugar?
Person 2 - Those damn femme’s wore me out

Quote:

Originally Posted by durrrrrrrr (Post 567136)

SOMEone has too much time on his hands, clearly.

:blink:

I'ma tell Jennifer on you, Durx8.