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email exchange with my new employer
Boss Lady: I need to get you a blackberry and business cards and to set your email up. What name do you want to go by?
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This Cracked me totally up!!
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15 seconds! trust me; it's funny ;)
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Went to breakfast with my parents. They didn't know about the tatoo. As we walk in, Mom says what's wrong with your neck? I said nothing and turned around and grinned. She smiled and said you got a tatoo didn't you. I said yes, and took my phone out and showed her the pic of it. Daddy saw it and said what's that? Mom said, it's the tatoo. He says have you lost your mind?
We got to the front of the line and the lady says, "3"? I said no me and 2 old people. Daddy said you mean 2 old people and 1 idiot, right? ROFLMAO!!!!! We got a good laugh out of that. Daddy has a tatoo, he hates it. He got it while in the navy and drunk, said he wished he could have cut it off the next day. LOL Gotta love Pops! |
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WAHHHHHHHHA! That is MESSED.UP. :giggle:
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Laerkin and SB were chillin' on the couch. Suddenly, SB gestured wildly for me to look outside.
I turned around and in the middle of our cul de sac was a teenage boy in full Matrix gear with a mask and a fake sword and he was GOING TO TOWN. He was doing horrific spin kicks and charging in circles with his ninja sword and then posing dramatically as if waiting for the next throng of enemies. He was pointing at invisible enemies and throwing his ankle-length coat around like a shield. We were DYING. Unfortunately, just as I got the video camera out, the neighbors pulled up and interrupted his show so he sulked home. I hope he comes back. YouTube! |
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A needed, end of the day laugh ....
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Finding three frogs taking a swim in the dog's water bowl!!
It was too funny and they were neat! (but I feel sorry for them since it's been so hot and dry) and Someone's "mission" |
Ohhh forgot...
I must have moved to the land of BIG AZZ BUGS!! Today in my kitchen I found something that is a cross between a cricket, spider and stink bug!! UGLY FUGLY BIG AZZ BUGS do not belong in my kitchen! Then my housemate tells me that sometimes those creepy things get onto the shower wall!! OHHHH NO WAY!! I will NOT share my shower with something that has more legs than I do!! THEN... I have a smack-down-crunch-them-up-squish-and-squash-them contest with a HUGE hairy spider just outside the front door. |
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OK, this had me literally laughing out loud at 6 am AFTER waking up to a pressie from one of the big dogs.... so you know it's funny!!! |
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ok now someone tell me how to post those darn pics like the one above ^^^^my post????? I wanna post some that are funny too. I don't know how with this new site. it's mind boggling I tell ya :blink:. LOL
OK, now my you tube video won't post but a white block??? WTF is going on now? |
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[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuISQJtJDeQ"]YouTube - Bad Romance (acapella version)[/nomedia]
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omg this skit was hilarilious...
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