I will never be caught doing the following..
 

>Having sex with someone I do not love.

>Gossiping about others.

>Harming a child or an animal.

>Being irresponsible with my money.

>Showing disrespect towards my parents.

>Repaying kindness with cruelty.

>Being disloyal to my country.

>Being disloyal to those who are loyal to me.

>Eating anything that I feel I should not be eating..ex: veal, lamb..exetra.

>Trying to do what I believe to be right, even if it may hurt others.

>Not being pro-women.

I will never be caught doing things I do NOT believe in...
 

1. Walking on cement if there is grass nearby.
2. Wearing a fanny-pack.
3. Sucking my thumb.
4. Eating blackeyed peas.
5. Swimming in the deep parts of the ocean where sharks can and will eat me.
6. Saying "I seen" instead of "I saw".
7. Leaving the house without approximately 5-10 tubes of chapstick.

Writing reports *before* the last minute.

I resemble that remark!

I will never be caught...

without my prayer veiling on (unless you are my spouse (future) or dr.)

disobeying said future spouse (that will raise some eyebrows)

cheating on my spouse (when partnered)

flirting with a partnered woman

intentionally hurting or being cruel to someone or something (except the tick I starved to death in a pringles can)

having sex with someone I am not in love with

bungee jumping

playing with spiders

eating bugs

eating sushi

doing drugs of any kind

drinking or smoking

disrespecting God... mine or yours

hating

being with someone just to be with someone

settling, instead of holding out for the best

using someone to further myself, for any reason


..... that's it, for now.

*lying
*ganging up on someone, just because
*being seen without a diet coke
*killing a bug
*wearing sweatpants to walmart
*wearing stretchpants

kissin ass... especially at work, no matter how important the person thinks they are.

voluntarily eating my sister's cooking

watching gory, bad horror movies

eating roasted snake or anything that resembles it

dancing in public (I'll save you all the pain of watching)

will add more later but I believe I hear some strange critter in my chimney ...

Things would get caught doing
 

Eating eggplant,lima beans,okra or owning one of those hairless dogs (lol) or riding a bicycle naked (lol)

I will never be caught watching another episode of Honey Boo Boo... :|

...It makes me sad to see people lower themselves for other people's entertainment and the money.

using a credit card

having more days than underwear

being ashamed of my past or the mistakes i've made

doing things the easy way :D

I will never be caught....

working on my car....

swimming in any water that doesn't move or has weeds...blech...

polluting...

harming an animal...or a bug....

doing artwork...I only wish I could....

touching feet....if I can help it.....

I will never be caught dead...
 

...or alive,

making a sex tape/vid

I'd like to reiterate :

:mistletoe:
:blink:

Whew
 

Good answer.

NOT..
 

Kissing Ass.

...getting a tattoo .....needles *shudder*

watching wrestling