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If easygoingfemme knocked on my door I would pull her into the house and give her a big hug. Next, I would look to see where she hid Homoe. I would drive her around to show her my beautiful Texas hill country and bbq more food than we could eat. We would finish our visit laughing so hard that we could not stand it anymore.

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IF Chad knocked on my door I'd scream "What the hell you doing here?" But then of course I'd explain how I was just about to leave on a road trip to visit hym!



On the trip back to hys place I'd get all pissy unless hy shared some of what hy's been up to since being MIA here on the Planet!

Of course I wouldn't expect hym to kiss and tell, hy's to much of a gentleman for that sort of thing..but still I'm an inquisitive sort so hy better cough up one or two tidbits just to be on the safe side.

Hmmm......let's consult my passport....
Maybe there is a clue in my little black book....

A superhero never reveals his secrets. Haha!

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SO TRUE my dear friend so true.......:hangloose:

*perfect*

If Homoe knocked on my door I'd say... *again*? Then we would hop in the car and head to Texas to lend a hand where we can.

If easygoing did come and pick me up, first we'd go help as much as we could and THEN we'd head over to Chad's spread and have tons of fun with good food drink and laughter!

If homoe just happened to surprise me by knocking on my door, I'd swoop her up in a big hug....pull her inside and find out how long she'd be in town. Then I'd sit her down and get her something cold to sip on. If she was here for long, I would say to her, "hey, let's go paint the town Red!" Then i would ask her if we could go see a movie and get something to eat. And, if we had time, then, I'd take her for a long walk and show her my favorite park in town.....

Oh that sounds like a wonderful plan, that being said, don't be surprised if someday I DO knock on your door..........:hangloose:

First off if Miss Katz could ever fine my door out here in Green Acres I'd be shocked......this area isn't for the faint of heart!

But IF she did and knocked on it, I'd invite her in and offer her refreshments. Then I'd like to have a nice conversation with her about all the books she has read and wants to still read. After that if she had time, I'd take her out, her choosing of course as she is the visiting guest, for a evening meal. We'd start with an appetizers, move to the main course, and then of course dessert! I'd suggest we each order one and split instead of ordering just one and share. After that I'd walk her to her car and thank her for visiting.

How nice Chad.

Deborah

Thank you, Deborah. I do love to show off the hill country and bbq some yummy food.

Chad

IF Chad knocked on my door I'd invite Chad in and ask for a crash course in 'fixing' things! I'm not all that handy around the house to be very honest!

You'd find a stack of towels I folded days ago in one recliner and me and 2 dogs in the other recliner watching football

If you knocked on my door, I'd greet you armed. Once I determined you safe I'd welcome you into my messy small apartment and offer you my seat. I would sit on a pail or box. You would meet my family, Partner, Che and Calliope (my cats). After extended greeting, I would find out the reason of the visit.
The TV would be on a news channel, likely MSNBC. The windows are all covered. The only light comes from artificial means, usually and preferred incandescent bulbs.

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cathexis, if you knocked on my door today I’d invite you in to watch MSNBC ... I’d offer you a warm drink and a breakfast bun while we moan and groan about politics, and I’d close the shutters if you didnt want any natural light.

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If Orema knocked on my door today I'd faint first of all! I mean finding me out here on Green Acres is not for the faint of heart nor is it a easy feat!

After I came to, I'd grab her arm and hurry her in before she could get away! Being the inquisitive one that I'm am, I'd beg her for all the news on how her and her beau re-connected, etc etc!

Afterwards no doubt we'd catch up and chat about movies, politics, and how the world seems to be going to hell in a hand basket! If we had enough time I'd suggest going out for a delicious meal followed by decadent dessert...... calories be damned!

if Moe knocked on my door, i would squeal and say “get in here!”,,,,,

i would ask for us to forget the politics and talk about something way more interesting... like the phenomenon of the Christmas Holiday starting in August, and how wrong that is. :amsmiling:

i would probably have my home made holiday cookies out, because i make them for Thanksgiving, and offer some to Moe with a warm beverage.

:toast:

If Dee knocked on my door, I'd squeal, let her in, apolgise for the untidiness of the flat, offer her a cuppa, and ask her what the heck she's doing this side of The Pond. Then have a good long natter and suggest maybe a shopping trip in town including a meal at a nice restaurant?

If Dee knocked on my door today I would pretty much knock her over with a very enthusiastic hug and then apologize for myself.

Then I would bring her in and pour us drinks and flop on the couch and chat for a nice long while.

Then we would hit the town and maybe get a tattoo or go shopping and eat good food :)

If Dee knocked on my door today, I'd be happy to invite her in and make some fresh coffee for her and see what I have on hand to go with our tea and coffee.....AND, if her puppy is with her, I'd pet her puppy and sing her a little lullabye, after I gave her a treat! Of course, after inviting her in, we'd talk for a spell and exchange ideas on what we hope to do next summer!

IF Miss Katz knocked on my door I'd invite her in and make her a roast beef and havarti cheese sandwich first off!

Then I'd show her my vast collection of movies and let her pick a few to watch! Of course movie watching wouldn't be complete without popcorn so i'd pop up a batch of old fashioned homemade popcorn complete with real butter!

That sounds Wonderful!!!!

<<<<<<<~~ Wants to go visit & watch movies with (((((homoe)))))), real soon.

See, that's the sandwich I LOVE too :awww:

Yikes..............:|


NOW if Miss Katz knocked on my door I might pretend not to be home OR holler out "I got a gun and I know how to use it".......

LMAO!!!

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:giggle:

Ha. Ha. Ha.

I was just kidding!

I'd still invite her in and fix a sandwich for her and let her pick out some movies.......:popcorn:

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If you BOTH knocked on my door ~ I'd have to move my dogs over and put a plate of appetizers and wine & fruit juice on the coffee table . Order a good movie.

Ocean, if you knocked on my door, I'd invite you into my home and vehicle. We would then have the option of staying where we are or traveling to a different locale. Mi casa es su casa. But you can't drive it! Once we have the location we want we'd nibble on snacks unless you'd like a full meal.

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I make a good side seat helper ~ I tend to take exits if they seem interesting lol

If ~ocean knocked on my door I'd faint dead-a-way!

If homoe knocked on my door today- I would invite her in and ask if she would like something to drink. I would then offer to let her look through the music collection and pick something out to listen to. Once that is cue'd up- we could sit on the back deck -where I would thank her for making the journey to see me.. and chat about whatever was on our minds.

You'd find 2 lazy dogs sunning themselves on the couch

If Blade knocked on my door today I’d invite him in for a cup of Thai Coconut soup, a toke on the bong, and his choice of a movie to watch.

IF Orema knocked on my door, I'd usher her in and set her down with a libation then converse non-talk movie talk with her......oh we'd talk for hours no doubt then perhaps later go see a movie! Of course after the movie we'd want to discuss it and what better way than over a nice meal.

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If you ALL knocked on my door today...

I'd probably need a bigger apartment. Not that you all wouldn't be welcome, I'd just run out of chairs too soon!

I would run out for a lot of delicious snacks. I'd pick a really fun playlist. I'd pour drinks for those who do, and offer alternatives for those who don't. I'd ask everyone about their love lives...and tell them all about mine. I might invite you to dance...or sing...or just look cool.

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If I knocked on Mattie's door, knowing how generous she is, then I would have brought a couple of chairs and some goodies to share with her crowd.

After drifting around the curve on Maddie's street and screeching to a halt behind Stone-Butch's car, eyeing Maddie's porch I rifle through some bags. I emerge with half a dozen self-inflating chaise lounges wondering how I managed to wedge them into the passenger wheel well. Taking the seats and a canvas bag containing a 4-pk each of gourmet sarsaparilla and birch beer, and a gift for Maddie, a bottle of single malt scotch. Hearing music through Maddie's door, I knock.

IF cathexis knocked on my door, I'd scream out "I got a gun and I know how to use it"

OK just kidding about the gun......I have NO idea how to use a gun

I'd grab cathexis and say "lets blow this pop stand" we'd head for Chicago....