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When you remember the ORIGINAL shows...
you know you are getting older when you remember the ORIGINAL tv shows, rather than the second or third remake! oy, it's enough to make you stop watching television altogether!
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You know you're getting older when you sleep in on lazy Sundays and still feel like going to bed at 6pm.
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.... when the word "WHAT?" becomes you're most repeated word.
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When you don't understand the music on the radio and it all sounds like an alarm clock going off.
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When you start calling everyone under 45 a "kid!"
When you wave off another drink because "of the medications you take." |
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When you get up in the morning and you hear *snap* *crackle* *pop* and your not having Rice Crispies for breakfast. ahahahahaha:cracked:
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i know that i am getting older because i have some gray hairs...and my body has aches and pains more than when i was younger.
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I had to get glasses last year. Oh the tragedy of it all. It was painful in more ways than one.
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When graffiti becomes illegible.
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I knew I was getting older when I noticed I cannot sleep all night long...3am wake up "to go":blink:...every morning. Why not 5 or 6am? No, it has to be 3am and I can't ignore it, I have tried.
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When I can't see a *#)(@*)$*)@# thing!
Where are my dang gum glasses?? |
When your mouth starts to look like a drawstring purse.
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Wrinkles and Such
How do you know when you are getting older? Well for me:
I am proud of my lawnmower. I like to take a metal detector to the beach. For halloween I like to sit on my front porch with a catapult and fling pumpkin towards anyone that comes near my house. When I do the "Hokey Pokey" I put my left hip out..and it stays out. When people say I look "Great", they add "For your age!" |
when less, ... means more
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I knew I was getting older when I realized that pitching a tent at Occupy Oakland was not a possibility.........my bones just creaked and groaned at the thought...
:vigil: Occupy Oakland |
When 50 is just around the corner and you leave your 40s behind.
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When u need to take a list with u so u wont forget anything dureing the day...:|
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or put up post it notes all around the house..or keep a notebook of what you are suppose to do the next day (or hour)
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when you are considered the mean woman of the neighborhood who chases kids off her yard and throws their toys back into their yard when she finds them left in hers....
yeah...thats ME now! :( :confused: |
When getting home before dark becomes a mission.
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When my girlfriends suddenly became the age of the mothers of the girls I used to date. :readfineprint:
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When i started my sentences with.."Well when i was a kid"..or.."you kids have no idea how hard i had it when i was your age"..and when my daughter pulled out tissues and hard candy from my purse..my big ol Mary Poppins bag as my son calls it.
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When you have to use your reading glasses on ANDDDD use your 10X mirror to pluck your eyebrows LMAO:glasses:
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You know you're getting old..
When you actually respond to the question. ;-)
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When you have to *ease* into the morning....
I used to be able to roll out of bed and hit the ground running.... NOW? I need to be awake two or three hours before I even start to CARE about thinking about getting ready for work...:| my hit the ground running has turned into roll over and hit the snooze alarm for an hour... |
I have found as I get older...
I need a Lists... To Do today, Grocery...etc...Problem is I usually lose the list or get so distracted I never get things done....Is it getting older or ADD?!:|
Oh, Found a cup of coffee in the microwave this morning! |
when a sports injury takes weeks and weeks to recover... :|
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When my arms are no longer long enough to read the newspaper! :| LOL!
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when I really don't care how I look when I am going outside , clean , but no makeup or high hills .
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When A femme asked me what my favorite video games were when I was a kid.
When I just heard a teen say to someone in their twenties that they were "old skool" |
When the even numbered years seem older than the odd numbered ones. When you go to have your drivers license renewed and cant see the letters in the yellow box. I'm telling you she did it wrong. There was nothing but yellow in those boxes! And when you compare your new license photo with the one taken 5 years ago and discover you used to have brown hair with gray highlights and now it is the other way around. When eating crunchy things didnt automatically mean a visit to the dentist. When you get exhausted just listening to a 2 year old run around. :blink: |
When I find myself standing at the red light waiting for the green light before I will cross the street. I am not as fast moving as I use to be.
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When people have to ask you what to get you for Christmas and even you can't think of anything.
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