volunteer...you'll meet nice people

IIB to clean up cat puke immediately or wait till it dries?

*hairball*
 

I'd say wittiest........


Is it Better to have a plan or fly by the seat of your pants?

Have a plan.(I try to, anyhow). IS IT BETTER to do what makes you happy in life even if it hurts the ones you love, or do the sensible, safe thing and make the ones you love happy but yourself miserable?

It's better to make yourself happy, presuming your choice of happiness is somewhat sensible and relatively safe.

Is it better to love the one you're with or to wait for what you really want?

Wait for the one you love............



Is it better sometimes to tell a fib instead of that truth that you know would hurt someone?

I think it depends on the person and/or the situation. Is it better to give the money back if the cashier gives you too much change, or just keep it and say nothing?

Give it back

Is it better to sleep the day away or rise with the sun?

Rise with the sun.

Is it better to stay friends with an ex who treats you fair or stay away from ex's as friends, completely?

GUT feeling..........

Is it better to go whole hog on every war or to pick your battles

It's better to create perfectly burnt bacon.

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Is it better to ingest organic sugar or continue to consume fake sugar that your body can't and won't process (which, according to Bariatric physicians, fake sugars turn into insoluble fat).

Organic sugar for the win!

Is it better to wear red lipstick every day or only on special occasions?

Every day. :bow:

Is it better to exercise in the morning or night?

Ooh! I've always preferred exercising at night that way I can guilt-walk away all of the crap I ate in the day :D

Is it better to have 50 pairs of inexpensive, trendy shoes or 3 pairs of expensive, classic shoes?

I believe in quality over quantity..but they say variety is the spice of life

Is it better to keep one's emotions in check or wear your heart on your sleeve?

Keep em in check!
Is it better to be fat but happy and healthy, or thin but miserable and sick a lot?

I don't know that either situation is a good place to be in. I sometimes think that the duality of the English language sets us up with interesting ways of problem solving complex situations that may not always have our best interests at heart.


Is it better (IIB): to make tentative plans on a consistent basis or make no plans because you prefer in the moment spontaneity?

I myself tend to make tentative plans majority of the time.
IIB to try to make amends with someone after many years or just forget about it?

I try to make amends if I truly am sorry.

Is it better to take Tylenol or Advil for pain?

Better
 

Better to take Tylenol with hot tea or coffee. (works faster)

Is it better to understand or be understood?

To be understood.

Is it better to stick with the same ole routine you are used to and works, or change and try something brand new?

Well, I guess it depends on the situation: sometimes it's a good thing to try something new, but sometimes it's best to not cause ripples - especially if desired results are achieved. I don't know though....change carries its own set of risk factors. I say be cautious, but temper your decisions, best that you can.

Is it better to....... arrive early for a sports game or is it better to arrive fashionably late???

Take 4 Tylenol chased down by 4 shots of vodka followed by 4 Advil chased down by 4 shots of vodka. When/if you come out of the coma, your pain should be gone... not sure why but I feel a need to add a disclaimer that I am not a doctor; this is a very stupid idea; and you definitely shouldn't do it.. I am joking. This is a joke. Do not take this seriously. Toss the pills, pour out the vodka ( maybe not all of it ) and go for a walk or eat a handful of kale.

IIB to take medical advice from a stranger on the internet or medical advice from a big Pharma shill on TV?

OMG be late??? you've got to be kidding me NO WAY....:giggle:

Would you rather a nice romantic picnic OR stop at a dining establishment...

It's a bona-fide crap shoot, in most cases. But you gotta try something that your doctor thinks will work best, is my best guess (right now :blush: ).

I like both types of dining, I even like hot dogs at a ball game. But superb dining establishment is my top choice. :balloon:


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Is It Better..... to, a) invest in an IPO or b) invest in time honored good-standing stock market bonds & certificates?

If you're a risk taker I say IPO, even tho the average Joe can seldom get in on the ground floor of one. Otherwise stick with the safer bets.

Is it better to plan for tomorrow or live for today?

Live for today...tomorrow may not bring the same opportunity.

Is it better to give in to an afternoon nap or hold out for an early night ?

Give in to an afternoon nap.

Is it better to ignore something or deal with it?

deal with it, the sooner the better....

Is it better to act on impulse or wait till cooler heads prevail?

Some people might be highly skilled with making spur of the moment actions, but I can only do that in limited scope like ways. Most often, particularly if I am upset, I sit on it, I might even sleep on it.....but, if I do need time to think about it or sleep on it, I give notice that I desire time to process my thoughts.

Is It Better ....to: a) reduce items from your diet gradually, or b) clear certain items from your diet immediately (assuming one could do that at all)?

reduce items gradually

is it better to beg someone to take you back or let it all go?

let it all go...

is it better to buy something you always wanted or save everything for a rainy day

save for a rainy day

is it better to eat before 8 pm or after 8 pm?

before 8pm.

is it better to have an orgasm or give an orgasm?

To have!!!

is it better to use toys or no toys?

toys.

is it better to go see community theater or a movie at the theaters?

Movie. Is it better to help someone over and over again or let them learn to stand on their own two feet?

wittiest...cause witty people can't possibly be stupid but people that are only smart can be dull as mud...I like to eat with witty people ( just not evangelical vegans).

IIB to be kind to people for altruistic purposes ( regardless of return ) or to live by the Golden Rule and be kind to people because you want people to be kind to you?

I always start out kind, for no other reason than it makes me feel good.

IIB to be honest and lose a friend, or lie and lose your self respect?