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Conversation between my supervisor and I tonight:
Hollylane (called out across the call center as I'm leaving for the weekend): Ben, what are you bringing to work for me on Monday? Ben: The pot, I even sent myself a reminder email. Hollylane: I really appreciate the lengths you're willing to go to keep your employees happy Ben, and since memory loss can be a problem, the reminder email was a smashing idea! :) Ben: :| Did I just say that? :| Hollylane: For those of you listening to the current conversation, Ben is referring to a pot to plant in.... A plant.... The team plant... Not that kind of plant. Some violets and other succulents. Jeez. Ben (mumbling, chuckling, and shaking his head): Smart ass. |
Overheard at Gaige's Parents' House
Take the buns, and get some rest!
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FarmVille2 supplies
I’ll never forget the woman who gives me wood.
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"Do you want me to get you off?"
My (at that time) girlfriend to my best friend who was on a phone call she couldn't end. |
More Farmville2 fun...
Gaige: "You gave me sugar and you gave me wood!"
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"you want me to put that Where???"
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More Farmville Out of Context Fun...
"Oh man! I've got to have five feasts, I've got you already coming...."
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Hollylane speaking about Macadamias...
"That has got to be the strangest thing you do, washing your nuts"
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"Uhhhhh, gag worthy!" |
Gaige's Farmville chatter...
"Since this morning, I've been making babies..."
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Announcer for the Ravens game....
"They tried to get a guy off, but it was too late."
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Gaige, speaking to a co-worker....
"I don't have anything to stir my cream with! I'm going to use my finger to stir it, if I don't find a stick. No! That's too big!"
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Housemate "Have you seen my other pair?"
Me : "I didn't know you had a first set!" |
Don't eat anything down there!
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Hmmm?
"Step one, going down"
Admittedly, I stopped listening after step one was announced. :| |
You have to take all those panties off.
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Customer, when asked for her DL#
"I'll give that to you, just give me a second while he pulls it out...":|
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said by my co-worker Shelly
You know what I’m going to put in my hole?
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More Farmville fun...
Gaige:
"Mannnnn, people are stingy with their cherries!" |
Oooo, she is pissing me off, she needs to keep her hands of my panties.
Said me, the one who just fixed the panty table! |
Gaige and her donuts...
"I want to see the cream busting out...I touched this one, it's mine..."
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The electrodes coming from my nose keep pulling and hurting me every time Gaige makes me laugh and so she offered this advice...
"Just hold your string in place, when you laugh, so it doesn't hurt you" :| |
"My hole never gets stuffed with cream" Said the child complaining about his doughnut.
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the rehash of a chess game
he had me in a position i was aware of but not really familiar with so i was a little uncomfortable at first
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I can't find the super cock, do we have any regular? - in reference to Sriracha Sauce, aka Cock because of the rooster on the label.
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Brought to you by the wonderful world of vaping during conversation...
"Stop sucking on that thing, and answer me woman!"
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I'm already looking at you, but I want to look at your stuff too...
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Johnny told me to cut it, so I went ahead and released it...
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If it is stiff, I know you'll rub it...
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I just bought a t-shirt says 'I rode the big one'
statement from Hym... 'no, not tonight, I'm afraid you would fall off' |
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" How much longer is this going to go on for?"
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Golf Course Sign...
"Free Range Mother's Day" |
"Dude I don't like it when she's mad at me, so I do everything she tells me too."
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Gaige:
"When I go down, I lift..." |
Chessie is too ball focused...
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the makings of a good belly laugh between friends ...it's getting hot in here! !
Friend 1: my fingers just ain't made for this...
friend 2: OH REALLY? friend 1: where's my little thang? friend 2: ...about to die laughing friend 1: I don't want anything you're on! friend 2: it's called (to protect the not so innocent, insert name of friend 1 here) friend 1: I definitely don't want any of that! ......the setting for this laughing fest...A hot kitchen! lmao! |
While playing Cribbage:
"Well, for a hand that wasn't worth anything it sure made for good pegging." :| While playing Euchre: "That's right -- your partner takes ALL your tricks!" :| :| :| |
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