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Kenna 01-16-2011 01:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blade (Post 266880)
WolfyOne's post
I have some of my mom's old recipes I just dug out in her hand writing and as soon as I can decipher a few, I'll put them up for ya'll.

This cracked me up because it made me think of Sweet and I trying to decipher my Grandma's recipes this summer. She has been dead since 1984 and I have used her recipes and of course have tweaked them to my taste. Truth is she never really used recipes just the ingredients from them.

I remembered years ago I read one that said, one stick oleo. I assumed that was butter, though it could have been anything that can come in sticks. So I called Nannie for comformation...Yep well sorta yep, it was margarine...yes margrine. LOL

So this summer we get out the box to check out the canning recipes and bless her 8th grade educated heart, ya can't hardly read her writing, so I ended up calling Mom for back up.

Now this thought is what cracked me up....When my birthday rolled around, Sweet asked me what kind of cake I wanted. Well of course I wanted Gigi's famous chocolate pound cake..So we dig out the recipe....it was a from scratch recipe....down the way it said....one block of oleo ROFLMAO!!! I couldn't call Nannie she was in the rest home by then and couldn't remember how to use her phone. Mom wasn't sure, so Sweet calls her Mom.....well they decided whatever and finally the cake was a reality. I just get tickled trying to figure out others recipes.

Who's been dead since 1984?
You write about me and Gigi.... then you say "She's been dead since 1984..."
I'd just like clarification....'cause some days I might feel croaked, but I'm sitting here listening to you mess around in the kitchen making sweet-tater pies, dancing to some funky kind of music and singing "Yummy, Yummy for my tummy!!"

Good thing we are in the "What CRACKED you up?" Thread!!

For the record.... when Gigi wrote "one block of oleo" for the Chocolate Pound Cake.... we BOTH found out that she meant ONE WHOLE BOX (four sticks) of margarine. And for another record, I won't be calling Mom again for questions on someone else's recipe.... she said use one STICK of oleo..... I SWEAR THOSE CAKES TURNED OUT SO HEAVY THAT THEY WOULD MAKE GREAT DOOR STOPS!!!

Blade 01-16-2011 01:53 PM
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG you are killin me, do you really think everyone needs to know about my yummy yummy for my tummy song? Really? OK Sweetie Sweet, clears throat and about that sound in the kitchen a while ago.......still laughing at you

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sweet (Post 266914)

Who's been dead since 1984?
You write about me and Gigi.... then you say "She's been dead since 1984..."
I'd just like clarification....'cause some days I might feel croaked, but I'm sitting here listening to you mess around in the kitchen making sweet-tater pies, dancing to some funky kind of music and singing "Yummy, Yummy for my tummy!!"

Good thing we are in the "What CRACKED you up?" Thread!!

For the record.... when Gigi wrote "one block of oleo" for the Chocolate Pound Cake.... we BOTH found out that she meant ONE WHOLE BOX (four sticks) of margarine. And for another record, I won't be calling Mom again for questions on someone else's recipe.... she said use one STICK of oleo..... I SWEAR THOSE CAKES TURNED OUT SO HEAVY THAT THEY WOULD MAKE GREAT DOOR STOPS!!!

~Bo 01-17-2011 04:43 PM
I went rollerskating with my nieces and nephews today. OMG.....what a great time!!!!
I laughed my ass off!!! :rofl:

girl_dee 01-17-2011 05:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Bo (Post 267538)
I went rollerskating with my nieces and nephews today. OMG.....what a great time!!!!
I laughed my ass off!!! :rofl:
any pics of such a great time?

sylvie 01-17-2011 06:40 PM
reading Sweet & Blade's convo back and forth! ROFL

and thinking lyrics would be fun to hear for this yummy yummy for my tummy song LOL..

now what on earth is oleo ? :|

Guy 01-17-2011 06:58 PM
I saw a truck today with nuts :rofl:

~Bo 01-17-2011 09:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sassy_girl (Post 267565)
any pics of such a great time?




No. And I didn't hit the ground even once. My lil 6 year old niece however, was on her ass most of the day. :seeingstars:

Blade 01-19-2011 04:14 AM
I cracked up all evening while having dinner out with Sweet, Dom and Miss Scarlet. And no they did not get one up on us

Miss Scarlett 01-19-2011 05:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blade (Post 268478)
I cracked up all evening while having dinner out with Sweet, Dom and Miss Scarlet. And no they did not get one up on us
It was a wild time wasn't it? Thank you again!

Ummm...Blade, just because Sweet and I didn't get one up on you two last night doesn't mean you guys are out of the woods...:giggle:

DomnNC 01-19-2011 08:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blade (Post 268478)
I cracked up all evening while having dinner out with Sweet, Dom and Miss Scarlet. And no they did not get one up on us

Speak it Bro, speak it!! lol It wasn't from a lack of trying either!

Again, it was an awesome time filled with laughter and good company!

DomnNC 01-19-2011 08:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss Scarlett (Post 268487)
It was a wild time wasn't it? Thank you again!

Ummm...Blade, just because Sweet and I didn't get one up on you two last night doesn't mean you guys are out of the woods...:giggle:
Hmm, something you ate must have made ya delusional, lol.

Medusa 01-19-2011 09:10 AM
I just busted out laughing at work so hard that I have cried all of my eyeliner off and snorted loud enough to bring people out of their cubes.

All over a conversation about how to stop yourself from having a stroke. :|

Bella~Vita 01-19-2011 10:51 AM
WCMUT?

Thinking about Lil Strutt when she was here. My roomate has a cockatiel named Ody ... the lil one was eating breakfast when Ody started talking away.

Lil Strutt : He talks?

Roomie: yes and I talk to him too

Lil Strutt: You speak Bird? :|

Blade 01-19-2011 04:47 PM
While having supper with 3 wonderful souls last night the conversation of me having bought $40 worth of wacky noodles came up.

Miss Scarlot.....what are wacky noodles?

Me and Sweet...you know like for the pool

Miss Scarlot.....wacky noodles

Me....like foam, you could use them on your water pipes

Miss Scarlot....you use foam on water pipes, what for?

Me....to keep your pipes from freezing

Miss Scarlott.....well if they have foam in them how does the water get threw

Me, Dom, Sweet.....:rofl::superfunny::rofl::superfunny::rof l::superfunny:

Me...you don't put the foam in the pipes, you put it around the outside of the pipes.

durrrrrrrr 01-19-2011 05:01 PM
a text message that i got today

durrrrrrrr 01-19-2011 05:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kat_Fl (Post 268597)
WCMUT?

Thinking about Lil Strutt when she was here. My roomate has a cockatiel named Ody ... the lil one was eating breakfast when Ody started talking away.

Lil Strutt : He talks?

Roomie: yes and I talk to him too

Lil Strutt: You speak Bird? :|
readin this cracked me up...cuz I know how lil strutt is.

thanks for postin this Kat

Bella~Vita 01-19-2011 05:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by durrrrrrrr (Post 268771)
readin this cracked me up...cuz I know how lil strutt is.

thanks for postin this Kat


I almost choked on my coffee I laughed so hard ..she was so serious too..lol

Miss Scarlett 01-19-2011 07:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DomnNC (Post 268561)
Hmm, something you ate must have made ya delusional, lol.
But I didn't eat the Jello...:giggle:

Kenna 01-19-2011 07:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss Scarlett (Post 268871)
But I didn't eat the Jello...:giggle:
:rofl: :giggle:

Now that WAS a sight and experience!!
"I suspect you've never had to CHEW your jello?"
Just the look on Dom's face said it all!!
Today when I was thinking about it..... I wondered what would happen if someone put a HUGE batch of that jello in a kiddie swimming pool and did a BELLY FLOP?? From the looks of that jello... that kiddie swimming pool might be a fun attraction at the next Reunion, Pride or other event?

*yeah, that's how my brain works on over loaded days.... kiddie pools filled with jello!!*

Miss Scarlett 01-19-2011 08:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sweet (Post 268884)
:rofl: :giggle:

Now that WAS a sight and experience!!
"I suspect you've never had to CHEW your jello?"
Just the look on Dom's face said it all!!
Today when I was thinking about it..... I wondered what would happen if someone put a HUGE batch of that jello in a kiddie swimming pool and did a BELLY FLOP?? From the looks of that jello... that kiddie swimming pool might be a fun attraction at the next Reunion, Pride or other event?

*yeah, that's how my brain works on over loaded days.... kiddie pools filled with jello!!*
I know, right? The look was priceless!

But in a kiddie pool? I dunno, landing on that might be like landing on concrete.

Miss Scarlett 01-19-2011 08:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blade (Post 268755)
While having supper with 3 wonderful souls last night the conversation of me having bought $40 worth of wacky noodles came up.

Miss Scarlot.....what are wacky noodles?

Me and Sweet...you know like for the pool

Miss Scarlot.....wacky noodles

Me....like foam, you could use them on your water pipes

Miss Scarlot....you use foam on water pipes, what for?

Me....to keep your pipes from freezing

Miss Scarlott.....well if they have foam in them how does the water get threw

Me, Dom, Sweet.....:rofl::superfunny::rofl::superfunny::rof l::superfunny:

Me...you don't put the foam in the pipes, you put it around the outside of the pipes.
I was wondering how long it would take for this to surface. :giggle:

Kenna 01-19-2011 08:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss Scarlett (Post 268886)
I know, right? The look was priceless!

But in a kiddie pool? I dunno, landing on that might be like landing on concrete.
I'm not sure? I pictured the BOUNCE to be hilarious!!
Kinda like skipping a rock on a pond.... how many bounces would we get with THAT jello?

Blade 01-19-2011 08:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss Scarlett (Post 268888)
I was wondering how long it would take for this to surface. :giggle:
The cream always rises to the top

Miss Scarlett 01-19-2011 08:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sweet (Post 268889)
I'm not sure? I pictured the BOUNCE to be hilarious!!
Kinda like skipping a rock on a pond.... how many bounces would we get with THAT jello?
Considering that it had little to no wiggle and absolutely no jiggle whatsoever, I'd say one bounce...maybe.

After some discussion, Dom and I concluded it was probably made by Ellie Mae. :giggle:

Miss Scarlett 01-19-2011 08:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blade (Post 268894)
The cream always rises to the top
Oh heck no! I am not going anywhere near this!

Kenna 01-19-2011 08:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blade (Post 268894)
The cream always rises to the top

Ohhhhh!!!
Just for that, we'll add Reddi Wip Cream for your Jello Belly Flop!!
http://media.bigoo.ws/content/gif/foods/foods_326.gif

Kenna 01-19-2011 08:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss Scarlett (Post 268896)
Considering that it had little to no wiggle and absolutely no jiggle whatsoever, I'd say one bounce...maybe.

After some discussion, Dom and I concluded it was probably made by Ellie Mae. :giggle:
Hey!!
We could patent that stuff as the new Memory Foam cushion!! It certainly kept it's shape!!

Blade 01-19-2011 08:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sweet (Post 268899)

Ohhhhh!!!
Just for that, we'll add Reddi Wip Cream for your Jello Belly Flop!!
http://media.bigoo.ws/content/gif/foods/foods_326.gif
I wouldn't waste Reddi Wip Cream like that I have much more creative uses for that stuff

Miss Scarlett 01-19-2011 08:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sweet (Post 268901)
Hey!!
We could patent that stuff as the new Memory Foam cushion!! It certainly kept it's shape!!
Or perhaps pipe insulation?

Kenna 01-19-2011 08:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss Scarlett (Post 268905)
Sweet, darlin' I am not going near this one either! He's all yours...:giggle:

SHAME ON YOU!!!
Say that one more time and I'm shipping him to spend the weekend with YOU!! along with ALL the farm critters!!

HighMainFemme 01-19-2011 08:38 PM
the things kids say
 
One of my daughters favorite lines in Freak Friday was "Mom, you're such a fun sucker. A few days after watching the movie, my daughter turns to me and says, "Mom, you're such a sun f*cker." It took her a moment to realize what she had said. She burst into tears (I dont allow swearing, of course). I had to keep from laughing!!!

DomnNC 01-19-2011 09:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blade (Post 268755)
While having supper with 3 wonderful souls last night the conversation of me having bought $40 worth of wacky noodles came up.

Miss Scarlot.....what are wacky noodles?

Me and Sweet...you know like for the pool

Miss Scarlot.....wacky noodles

Me....like foam, you could use them on your water pipes

Miss Scarlot....you use foam on water pipes, what for?

Me....to keep your pipes from freezing

Miss Scarlott.....well if they have foam in them how does the water get threw

Me, Dom, Sweet.....:rofl::superfunny::rofl::superfunny::rof l::superfunny:

Me...you don't put the foam in the pipes, you put it around the outside of the pipes.
Omg, that made me laugh like crazy again, that was too freaking funny!!

DomnNC 01-19-2011 09:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sweet (Post 268884)
:rofl: :giggle:

Now that WAS a sight and experience!!
"I suspect you've never had to CHEW your jello?"
Just the look on Dom's face said it all!!
Today when I was thinking about it..... I wondered what would happen if someone put a HUGE batch of that jello in a kiddie swimming pool and did a BELLY FLOP?? From the looks of that jello... that kiddie swimming pool might be a fun attraction at the next Reunion, Pride or other event?

*yeah, that's how my brain works on over loaded days.... kiddie pools filled with jello!!*
I know! I had to keep trying it to make sure I was actually having to CHEW jello, wth. Even the fork had issues going into it, was the first time I ever had to eat jello with a fork instead of a spoon too!

DomnNC 01-19-2011 09:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sweet (Post 268901)
Hey!!
We could patent that stuff as the new Memory Foam cushion!! It certainly kept it's shape!!
You're right! I think we could make a fortune off it! We could even make those memory foam mattresses with it! I wonder if I could steal their recipe, lol, cuz they sure the heck didn't follow the directions on the box!

DomnNC 01-19-2011 09:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sweet (Post 268911)

SHAME ON YOU!!!
Say that one more time and I'm shipping him to spend the weekend with YOU!! along with ALL the farm critters!!
Do it! Do it! I double dog dare ya!!!

DomnNC 01-19-2011 09:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HighMainFemme (Post 268916)
One of my daughters favorite lines in Freak Friday was "Mom, you're such a fun sucker. A few days after watching the movie, my daughter turns to me and says, "Mom, you're such a sun f*cker." It took her a moment to realize what she had said. She burst into tears (I dont allow swearing, of course). I had to keep from laughing!!!
Poor kid, I dunno, I might have had to laugh over that one!

Rook 01-19-2011 09:15 PM
An elephant see's a Camel being paraded in front of his cage at the Zoo, and he asks "Who the fuck put them tits on your back?"..
The Camel not missing a beat replies with "Same bloke who put that fucking dick on your face"

:blink::spit:

Kenna 01-19-2011 09:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DomnNC (Post 268927)
I know! I had to keep trying it to make sure I was actually having to CHEW jello, wth. Even the fork had issues going into it, was the first time I ever had to eat jello with a fork instead of a spoon too!
Are you sure it wasn't "fake" jello?
kinda like those fake deli food displays that's made out of colored apoxy? I'll have to tell you about my sister's childhood experience with "fake" plastic grapes, one day... but it doesn't come close to your Jello fun last night!!

I admit... you were a very good sport letting us laugh and make jest of you!!


Quote:
Originally Posted by DomnNC (Post 268929)
You're right! I think we could make a fortune off it! We could even make those memory foam mattresses with it! I wonder if I could steal their recipe, lol, cuz they sure the heck didn't follow the directions on the box!
Memory foam mattresses.... something for the NASA space shuttle...or new cushions for Coach Airplane seats? How about running shoe soles?
Or!!! BETTER YET!!!
How's about we do like Robin Williams and "electrify" some FLUBBER???
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...YFztyK6dJZnJ7Q
I think "our boat just came in"!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by DomnNC (Post 268931)
Do it! Do it! I double dog dare ya!!!
Double dog? REALLY????
Seriously?? :jester: :canoworms:
If you double dog dare me, that means I get to send the other FOUR dogs and FIVE cats to your house for the weekend?

DomnNC 01-19-2011 10:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sweet (Post 268984)
Are you sure it wasn't "fake" jello?
kinda like those fake deli food displays that's made out of colored apoxy? I'll have to tell you about my sister's childhood experience with "fake" plastic grapes, one day... but it doesn't come close to your Jello fun last night!!

I admit... you were a very good sport letting us laugh and make jest of you!!


Chuckles, well it was quite funny indeed.



Memory foam mattresses.... something for the NASA space shuttle...or new cushions for Coach Airplane seats? How about running shoe soles?
Or!!! BETTER YET!!!
How's about we do like Robin Williams and "electrify" some FLUBBER???
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...YFztyK6dJZnJ7Q
I think "our boat just came in"!!

Now that glove looks like the green jello!! I bet it could hold that shape too!



Double dog? REALLY????
Seriously?? :jester: :canoworms:
If you double dog dare me, that means I get to send the other FOUR dogs and FIVE cats to your house for the weekend?
Lol, ohhh nooo, you get to keep them! Don't ya remember that double dog dare from A Christmas Story? Ya gotta do it now, it's the dreaded double dog dare!

bigbutchmistie 01-19-2011 10:25 PM
Coming into my living room and finding Simon drinking out of my glass of soda ... Me to Simon : Boy get out of that glass...

Simon to daddi : OH SHIT daddi caught me.. Trying to move out of the way gets his nose stuck in the glass :)


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