Originally Posted by Fancy (Post 1037956)

It was not my intention to do this in front of you. For that I'm sorry. But you can take my word for it, your mother had it comin'. When you grow up, if you still feel raw about it, I'll be waiting.

Originally Posted by GeorgiaMa'am (Post 1037990)

"Everything I've done, I've done for you. I move the stars for no one."

Originally Posted by RanchHand (Post 1038251)

"What we have here is a failure to communicate" This is what I say when my guys, for some reason, do the opposite of what I ask them to do. I just have to laugh.

Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1038225)

"Hey, you remind me of a man. What man? Man with the power. What power?Power of hoodoo. Hoodoo?You Do.. what? Remind me of a man"

Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1038222)

Labyrinth ???

Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1038343)

"That's my wife, Carolyn. See the way the handle on her pruning shears matches her gardening clogs? That's not an accident".

Originally Posted by Fancy (Post 1038564)

You've kept him alive so that he can die at the proper moment.

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 1038694)

Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1038749)

"My mother had it. My mother's mother had it. They both had the gift. They always said I had it, but I never did. I never had it. They told me what it was like. They told me all about it, but now that I got it, I don't think I want it. So do me a favor, just go away. Find somebody else"

Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1037770)

"I'm a dead man, Johnnie? I'm a fucking dead man? Guess again, Johnnie. Who's the dead man? Who? Who's dead, fuckface? Who? Who? I can't hear you, Johnnie. Guess again. Take another guess, Johnnie. Take another fucking guess".


Just a heads up..it's NOT goodfellas or casino or godfather

Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1038473)

"Don't feel sorry for me. I'm happy. I'm widow happy. I'm widow with two kids happy. You grade on a curve, I'm happy".

Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1038720)

"I am NOT going to New York to meet some woman who could be a crazy, sick lunatic! Didn't you see Fatal Attraction"?

Originally Posted by cricket26 (Post 1039324)

*beep* "i am having chest pains and and a nervous breakdown! call me!" *beep*

Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1038223)

"You gotta have a boyfriend, don't you? Otherwise it's just you and a cat and before you know, 40 candles on your birthday cake".

Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1038340)

"A girl can't read that sort of thing without her lipstick".

Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1038476)

"I think sex is like supermarkets, you know, overrated. Just a lot of pushing and shoving and you still come out with very little at the end".

Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1038344)

"Oysters are a vehicle for crackers and ketchup".

Originally Posted by kittygrrl (Post 1039498)

"O*****, could never stay mad at me, she worships the quicksand I walk on"

Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1039790)

"You threaten my son, you threaten me"