LMAO....found on my FB
 

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones.

The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."

Why the fuck can't I put a youtube player in here. UGH.

The walls of Jericho come to mind, the Berlin wall, Great Wall of China is also crumbling ....eventually even mountains crumble .... so do emotional defenses.... and I'll huff and I'll puff til I blow your house down ...... hee hee said the big bad wolf

West Point , Nebraska June 2013. Amazing