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did I tell y'all, I'm a professional mint muddler?
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*makes two more mojitos making sure the mints are muddled just so and hands one to Mr Nice Guy and another to Katniss...* |
<Tips hat to the Lady> Muddle away Darlin'
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Walks back in the room....
OK--steaks on the grill with my famous dry rub--please, no autographs...
where's my beer? oh god yes, big looong swallow... "BRO!" looks at Turtle--WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DRINKING???? AND YOU BETTER NOT BE TAKING TYLENOL ! Canela, srsly--the feathers are hot... Nice Guy, why are you walking with a limp? and you should definitely not sit too close to Turtle katniss, where's tazz? and--I'm the Army dude btw...just a little too anti-authority for the cop Turtle, can you be trusted with choosing music? |
*Curtsies to Little Fish for the compliment...Going back to the mirror and music*...
Hey--are we done dancing for today? Weren't we gonna sing, too? I smell food...*goes to find the source* |
Turtle CANNOT be trusted with ANYTHING.
and no I'm not taken tylonol and drinking...but my fever is back,I can't take all this excitement my first day up... |
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Nummers.........on mojito #2.
(whispers to Canela...distract the rest of them) ...sneaking out to the grill.....adding some lobster tails with *my* famous rub and basting in butter.... >>>sneaks back in looking innocent..... |
I leave for a bit and a lot has happened... woohooo
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Canela makes the bestest mojitos! She is an expert "mint muddler"....
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Ahem...(so as to cover for Katniss)..Everyone! Everyone!
I'm going to make a pitcher of Mojitos so we will have plenty in just a second...can someone help Turtle please back to bed...we will bring you some gatorade or something the Doctor Butch says is acceptable, Turtle...Everyone! Please look at me--(stalling so Katniss has a chance to slip back in)...okay, okay, um, that was all. *Mixing a pitcher of Mojitos...* |
goes to check on the steaks....
"Alright...all y'all come and get it if you wanna eat--it's Bone-In Kona Crusted dry-aged sirloin with caremlized shallot butter...and...wtf??"
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That sounds so good. Where's the silverware?
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Turtle you're just gonna stay here*Fixes a cushy area for Turtle so he can rest comfortably on the couch and be part of the action while dinner is served...* |
Who me? (opens blue eyes extra wide and looking all innocent)
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almost forgot...
bringing in soft crusty french bread and itty bitty asparagus spears wrapped in prosciutto....
Gotta have the veggies... um...where is my mojito? |
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