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Ok I got my bag. Never mind what's in it. It's a secret...wink wink. Ok I did bring ice for just in case.
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I have a crush on my ginormous bowl of fruit which I shall continue to eat.
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Hey Gentle Tiger, welcome to the fun. :)
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Yummy! Got any kiwi? |
still in port...
We need a captain or we will never leave the dock!
(stomping around deck in my sky-high Charo-esque stilettos) Also...where are we going? Isaac, when does the bar open? Katniss |
ok--two hats?
Am I the only one who can sail this thing?
ain't no way Ima be Steubing--but if you need me to get this heffer outta port, I can do that.... katniss--I mean Senorita...the bar is open--what can I get you before I head for the bridge and get this party started..out in international waters.... |
Walking back from my nap...
My headache is gone now and I changed my mind about the brandy...I want something sweet now that I saw GT with his fruit...I meant bowl of fruit...
I think I want some Chambord...Isaac...Isaac! What are you doing steering the boat? Oh my goodness! Katniss! Do something! Ima need a double anything now... |
dropping guitar and running to bridge....
Isaac! Get back to the bar your steering is scaring Canela...
(takes captain's hat and puts it on at a jaunty angle....how hard can this be?) I'll have a glass of Gloria Ferrer 2000 Carneros Cuv'ee. Canela, I left my guitar on the bar...can you play? I'll steer. But I have a very important question....where are we going??? Captain Katniss |
OK Little Bro...
OK Bro, I can drive the boat. Get Isaac back down to the bar, bring me back a mojito after you cast off the lines....
...and whatever you do, keep Charo off the bridge....I will be NO good with her around...anybody else comin? |
How about the carribean?
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Oh...wait, wait....(hopping up and down excitedly) Can I blow the whistle? Pleeeeases???? Where's Julie? And for goodness sake WHERE ARE WE GOING??? Katniss (demoted from captain and sad) |
Goodness me, we have no passengers. How am I suppose to get my groove on? Maybe one of these Ladies will come down with something and then Doctor Love can put a bandaid on it. Lol
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Oh thank god
Alright, Turtle is gonna pilot, so Capt Steubing it is....
Charon, your cuvee..... Margarita station is stocked for self-serve.. And here's a French Martini with my name on it....! Yell out your drink orders, I'll work my way through them.....does this position come with a bar wench? just askin'......;-) |
Ohhh, no Charo bein sad...
My Dear, of course you can blow the whistle....you can do just about anything you want...
...we'd all love a song though... Where the heck is Little Fish....ah, Isaac? |
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I'm sorry i can't play the guitar, no....but i can sing.. la la la la la Que bonitos ojos tienes....debajo de esas dos cejas, debajo de esas dos cejas, qué bonitos ojos tienes......Katniss, Captain sir, ma'am, Spanish guitar is necessary for dis number rrrrr Please. |
Didn't work for that Exxon Valdez guy either...
So no Capt...you're not drinking and steering. Also, you're still sick...
And where the hell is all that whistle coming from??? Canela, Sangria?? Do we need passengers?..... |
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looking around at really empty boat....
Where *are* all the other passengers? Do you think they don't trust us?
HEY! Who took the string off my whistle? I can't reach it! (jumping up and down in Charo fashion trying to reach)...(seriously, I'm 5'2 in r/t whadda ya' expect?) Ohh...Canela's going to sing....running to stair banister and sliding down. Grabs guitar and starts strumming.... :pirate-steer: |
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We need passengers! OH IKNOW WHERE WE ARE GOING NOW!!!! FANTASY ISLAND!!!! |
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