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LeftWriteFemme 08-24-2018 01:11 AM

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Blade 08-27-2018 07:52 PM

This little 14 year old Chihuahua. When it is bedtime he will not rest until I put some type of cover over my legs for him to crawl under. If it is warm enough in the house and I don't put cover over my lap he walks and walks and walks turns around and around and around and will try to go down the neck of my shirt like it is cover. Sometimes the neck of my shirt is big enough that he can get down in it and come out the other end. I do not know what his cover fetish is but he has to have that little bit of lap cover

LeftWriteFemme 08-27-2018 10:51 PM

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LeftWriteFemme 08-27-2018 11:39 PM

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LeftWriteFemme 08-27-2018 11:40 PM

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LeftWriteFemme 08-27-2018 11:45 PM

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cinnamongrrl 08-28-2018 12:25 PM

The “What not to say on a date “ thread gave me some giggles....

:)

Kenna 09-02-2018 06:58 AM

My young pup and how she will absolutely not behave for my roomie. She's a wild child for him. But I can get her to sit still and cuddle.

Kenna 09-09-2018 08:01 PM

My roommate's reaction to my off the wall comment...I think he snorted his soda! I laughed till I had tears!

Bèsame* 09-09-2018 09:42 PM

Just so you wont try this...

Dont try to start the car with the phone charger cord you just plugged into USB slot...it just wont get you anywhere.

LeftWriteFemme 09-10-2018 10:52 PM

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Kenna 10-08-2018 08:07 PM

While I'm sipping my mint tea with my first dose of CBD oil
 
My roomie's response when I asked what's for dessert....
"That's not the real stuff, it won't give you the munchies."

LeftWriteFemme 10-10-2018 10:21 PM


Bèsame* 10-15-2018 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kenna (Post 1227321)
My roomie's response when I asked what's for dessert....
"That's not the real stuff, it won't give you the munchies."

That's so funny...I thought I would get the munchies, so I refrained for awhile. Lol!

Kenna 10-15-2018 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Bèsame* (Post 1228087)
That's so funny...I thought I would get the munchies, so I refrained for awhile. Lol!

:tea: :tea: :eyebat:

It was my roomie's fault for bringing home chocolate toffee brownies and lemon bars along with my first bottle of CBD oil.

Kenna 10-24-2018 06:18 PM

My Uncle.
I'm so glad he got to come visit even if it wasn't planned. He is a total comic and takes every chance he gets to make us laugh.
I tried to show him a kitchen gadget that I bought from my favorite seamstress that goes over a cast iron skillet handle... He burst out "What is that??!! A Cock Sock!!!?" with my mother sitting right next to him.

OMG!! I laughed so hard. He had Blade wiping tears as he cracked up.

I made the mistake of making homemade slow cooked beans with smoked ham... My Uncle had 2 bowls of it last night. My roomie told me NEVER NEVER NEVER feed uncle that again because you could hear him ripping farts off through the bedroom wall. It was louder than him snoring!
:passinggas:

TL1 10-24-2018 06:46 PM

It’s all harmless fun but at work we pick on each other a LOT. There are some very feisty and loud women that sit close to me and the guy next to me. One in particular I pick on because she will cuss me out so bad in a heartbeat. Well the guy next to me likes to instigate but It’s hilarious! Yes maybe immature stupid etc etc...but we laugh so hard, our group. I got cussed out maybe 6 times today. Between those times we talk like nothing happened. Nothing better than working with people who can play one minute and work and be serious the next.

Kenna 11-14-2018 07:23 PM

Cracking up with my roomie on the way home because he ramped the curb on the DRIVER'S side of a round-about in my Rav4! How do you ramp a curb on a round-about? It's round!

Chad 11-17-2018 11:19 AM

Cracked me up
 
Okay so I have one underwear for special occasions like the doctor visit or surgery.

Mom standing at my bedroom door made me wish that I was wearing that underwear. Haha!

~ocean 11-17-2018 03:53 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Chad (Post 1232002)
Okay so I have one underwear for special occasions like the doctor visit or surgery.

Mom standing at my bedroom door made me wish that I was wearing that underwear. Haha!

lolol that just cracked me up 2 oh my ~


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