Lucky for me it's only happened twice in my life...

I'm pretty direct and agressive when I'm interested in someone

Grin.... I remember the first time a butch told me to back down and let her wear the pants...

lol.. I don't even remember her name now.. If you have to tell me to back down, then you don't have what it takes to make me blush and stammer and generally act like a total fool....

Sort of miss that feeling... just a lil...

^5...Dixie, you so crack me up....lurve this!!! Thanks for the smile...
 

OMG, this is too funny!!! Thanks for the chuckle...my friend

That's the Great Summer Of The Dissertation (I hope). Still, it's tempting only for more fabulous shoes than my own.

Interesting how, when you're facing a deadline, 4,369 deal-breakers and makers, plus an (eek!) graph boil down to "Please don't be a felon".

That is very disappointing. The champagne remains on ice.

Despite my sadness, I'll show the maturity to wish you well in your Tough Mudder marathon **


** but if you experience a wee bit of pain during it, it will soften my disappointment ;)





It's a great example of utilitarian pragmatism. My "life coach" has helped to make me realise that the clock is against me. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

ps - I was going to ask my life coach to marry me but she's a Jimmy Choo fan so the relationship could never work.

Whoa Whoa.....You don't like Jimmy Choo?! Wow, and here I thought your brain and I had a real chance of making it work.

mmhhm
 

yup yup totally do..mmhhmm...yup I have a big ole crush....:police:

It's not so much that I don't like Jimmy Choo. It's that I don't like to be eclipsed in the footwear component of a relationship.

This is a sensitive subject for me - it's one of those fundamental relationship issues such as whether you want kids, whether you get joint bank accounts etc. There's only room for one DIVA in my relationships.

still crushing ants lol~~

Yes still watching ~ocean~ crush ants !:blink:

I hope they aren't red ants - that would freakin hurt!

Yup but I am sure that comes as no surprise.

However may I sugest you sit down before reading the next line.

I am so enthralled by my crush there just is not room for another at this time.

No matter the circumstances, there is something very romantic about whisking away for the weekend to see your crush. Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Do you have a crush on anyone here at the Planet?
 

Sure do...

Perhaps a wee one.

I would love a Valentine's date like this. Of course it likely wouldn't be the same tattoo and I would take my crush for dinner and continue the romance from there.

This made me giggle
 

The past few weeks I have had the most vivid dreams and sexual fantasies involving quite a few members of this site. :) In fact I had another one last night. Some are just wayyyyy out there and others nice and pretty. I'm not sure why this has been happening but I like it.

Can you guess who I've been dreaming about?

Do you have a crush on anyone here at the Planet?
 

Ouch!! It must hurt to crush on ocean.. ;)

I cannot guess but the phrase "quite a few" suggests something of an orgy going on. Consequently, I'm turning white with shock here and about to start to pray :praying:


That said, I'm exceptionally curious to know if, in these vivid dreams, those you dream about all tend to be very satisfying lovers or, even though its a dream rather than real life, are some a bit of a disappointment between the sheets?

I just know I'm in there somewhere ;)

First of all I can only focus on one at a time. They appear different ways, different times and all with a unique venue, however all prove to be quite fulfilling in some way or another. Then again I am complex, diverse and perhaps a bit crazy! I have no plans on shattering my fantastic fantasies to dare pursue something real. Truth be known I think you were somewhere there engage in my lasagna whilst Wolfy did your job. :)

Wolfy, love muffins, you'll always be in my dreams. (wink)

Oh I lied about the pursuing. Should the opportunity present itself and it is even 50% as good as my dreams then I shall pounce upon it!

Oh oh me.. Pick me !!

-runs

Pick? you were there. :) That story much to long and intense to share! lol How could I have kinky fantasies and not think of you?

and its official.. I am blushing.. yep .. oy .. yeah.. -kicks a rock

Oh and if I one is able to be the boi to my mistress, a butch to my femme, a daddy to my girl and grow a garden with me then I shall marry that one indeed!

Crusher...Lusters...Fantasies.... Oy My!!

I'm in....

i could be the southern to your virginia.


LOL

yup yup
 

I'm a bit worried that "engaging in my lasagna" is a euphemism for something incredibly sordid and kinky.

It's 5am here, I've a long day ahead at work and, now, I cannot get images of a threesome with you and Wolfy out of my mind ...... It's mornings like this that I wished I smoked so that I might stop shaking.

Nein, ich kann geben diese Informationen ist es persönlich ... sehr persönliche ... rechts

die Ton-Intrigen. persönliche Information ist so saftig :phonegab:

nur für diejenigen, die ihre Inhalte zu verstehen

scanning down the thread I saw that as a different v word....

Crushing on this thread

:pile::hanging:

Wolfy sweetie, I know you're feeling up a lot of people in their sexy dreams.;)