lol, so silly....
 

I just watched a spoof called twerkin in the rain... And there was a wide variety of men and women twerking and I thought to myself that I just didn't see the draw. Then I imagined a bunch of butches twerking. In tight little boxer briefs. And thought. Oh. Ok. I get it. Nice....

Play it safe/risk it all?
Go BIG or go home!
Life is for living.

Sooo, when someone is hunting for a Sugar Daddy, take this advice: 1) don't sweet talk first- get to the point quickly so that We can just ditch you 2) don't think your dashing good YOUNG looks will work- some of us have other very attractive options 3) be smart and don't go after someone who is a student, a future social worker and has a disability...I mean, DUH...talk about not only barking up the wrong money-tree, hun you were in a forest on a planet far far away from Earth and 4) know that many of us 'older men' as you so sweetly put it are cynical fuckers and can see through bullshit long before you even think it up. Not a neophyte, definitely not a sugar daddy- I paid my own bills at half your age and am still interested in doing only that: paying MY bills, not yours! Your pics are indeed delicious, but I'm not your fool :D

Soooo..... is that a NO? :rofl:

Did I miss some application process cause I'd like everyone to know that I'm not nearly as picky as Yew.:gimmehug:

A coworker and I were talking about books today at lunch...

I said that I enjoyed one authors way of telling a story, but I wish she would cut down on the romance scenes as I just skim over them to get back to the story...

Cowork said... Are you crazy? I live for her sex/romance scenes.. I live vicariously through them... how can you just skim them'.. They are fucking hot...


I said... well... I'm sort of gay, so not so hot...


Coworker said... well I can see your point...


lolololol

Yep, that's a big Hell to the No. I prefer an independent, self-determined date, partner etc ;)

I'm quite picky, and I'm also not into being used for money- pretty clear..and if you missed something, yeah, cuz maybe it wasn't meant for you?!

:glasses: *reading between Yew's lines* :|

So does that mean you would Always take care of your own bills and not expect me to cover your short falls? Or extras like favorite vices, or girlie mags?

Are you one of those weirdos (:rofl:) that give me wet dreams, you know the kind, washing clothes in the river, cleaning dishes by hand, while you wash the vehicles, pick up your dirty clothes and put them in the hamper (where they belong)? :|

Cause if you are, I know a short fluffy Femme artist who likes cats, dogs and assorted other animals. She comes with her own attitude and art supplies.

Don't mind the scars on her chest, was just a broken heart. Dr. Eric fixed it. :rrose:

P.S. Collette is just bragging cause she makes more money than Goddess and can afford Gold Diggers..... she likes me but I won't twerk for her. :jester:

Yew-

We are actually getting some reports about this post because several folks feel as if you might be talking about someone here on our forums because of the way you have phrased your post.

To be clear, we have a guideline in our TOS about making posts with an "unnamed target". Those are posts that are general enough (or pointed enough) to look like you might be talking about someone here without talking to them.

If this is not your intent, then no problem, but to avoid this in the future, please be mindful of making posts on our forum that could appear like they are about someone here. That makes for ugly feelings and can make people feel bullied or unwelcome. We definitely don't want that.

Thanks,
Medusa

it's saturday, let's dance...
 

Ahhhh to be in New Zealand again where it's already Saturday!

I just wanted to add in that I am also, not that picky:p

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