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Ms. Meander 06-19-2011 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jenny (Post 361882)
I haven't read all the posts, so my apologies if this one has been posted...

Keeping company.


I love that term for a courting couple...

I don't believe we've seen that one yet, and I like it! Thanks!

Ms. Meander 06-19-2011 06:19 PM

Today i had occasion to tell someone, "You bet your sweet bippy!". It feels good to say, you should try it.


cogitations- unpleasant thoughts

*I found it difficult to abide her company but I kept my cogitations to myself.

lillith 06-19-2011 10:32 PM

Shut the door! You weren't born in no barn!

Tcountry 06-20-2011 01:14 AM

I was born at night....but not last night.

Act ur age not ur shoe size.

Mind ur p's & q's


cinderella 06-20-2011 10:15 AM

...on wee-weeing...this reminded me of:

"I have to pee so bad, my eyeballs are floating." lol



Quote:

Originally Posted by Tcountry (Post 361532)
just heard tonight at work.....
-Raining like a cow pissin' on a flat rock

-bout as worthless as peein' in the ocean



cinderella 06-20-2011 10:18 AM

Something said by one who is constantly committing faux pas...

"I just open my mouth to change feet."

SmoothButch 06-20-2011 12:47 PM


"It's hotter then a witches tit"

"your up shits creek without a paddle"

"just about as useless as a tit on a cow"

"it's gone to Hell in a handbasket" ...


My good ole GrandMa, she always told it like it was


PinkieLee 06-20-2011 01:03 PM

Some tidbits my mom still uses....
 
Pocketbook ~ purse or handbag

Underpants ~ underwear

"for shits & giggles" ~ doing something just because...

cinderella 06-20-2011 07:03 PM

Um, a tit on a cow is VERY useful...did you mean 'bull' perhaps?
*snip*
Quote:

Originally Posted by SmoothButch (Post 362288)

"just about as useless as a tit on a cow"


Starbuck 06-20-2011 07:46 PM

"Mash" as in "Mash that button for me"

Gemme 06-20-2011 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cinderella (Post 362251)
...on wee-weeing...this reminded me of:

"I have to pee so bad, my eyeballs are floating." lol

I used to hear "I have to pee like a Russian racehorse" a lot.

Today, I got to say, "Lord love a duck!" and I liked it.

:cheesy:

DoReMiFemme 06-20-2011 08:44 PM

Oh my word...
 
I used this in passing conversation today:

Heavens to betsy!

cinderella 06-20-2011 09:40 PM

Lol, Miss Gemme, never heard about the Russian racehorse, but I have about 'Lord love a duck' - wish I knew the history behind that one. :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 362504)
I used to hear "I have to pee like a Russian racehorse" a lot.

Today, I got to say, "Lord love a duck!" and I liked it.

:cheesy:


lillith 06-20-2011 09:51 PM

I wear a brassiere under my blouse that I tuck into my slacks .

T D 06-20-2011 10:53 PM


"It's hotter than a popcorn fart"

For reals, I've heard this one many times.


Ms. Meander 06-21-2011 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T D (Post 362571)

"It's hotter than a popcorn fart"

For reals, I've heard this one many times.


um... :blink:

Ms. Meander 06-21-2011 03:07 PM

Elbow relation - distant relation, like a cousin-in-law

gotoseagrl 06-21-2011 03:57 PM

what the deuce?

Charming Texan 06-21-2011 08:32 PM

Egads!

thick as thieves

shut the door and your mouth behind it - <3 Grandma

The_Lady_Snow 06-21-2011 08:38 PM

When the hand held bug zapper comes out I know I'm going to be having:

"More fun than a fox in a Hen-house"


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