Because for years you've let them "walk" all over you!

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Home Run for Santa!!!
 

Naturally, it has always been Santa Claus.

Santa is the undefeated champion in all the world. :blush:

Because of this fact alone, bread is second only to Santa Claus. *LOL* :eyebat:

:awww:

Where is the stupid question?

If 55 is "fifty-five" and 44 is "forty-four," shouldn't 11 be "onety-one?"

:canadian:

Yes it should be, blame it on that "new math"!

When a cow laughs really hard why doesn't milk come out of its nose?

*lol*

I have no idea, but maybe the cow is too busy cutting the cheese. :|

Q: Why does it take longer to run from second base to third base than it does to run from first base to second base?

Because the runner ALWAYS stops to get a hot-dog and some peanuts...........

If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?

A) So no water can get in or condensation form inside the package changing the contents back to bread; thereby, causing product liability lawsuits for not being the product identified as being inside said package.



Q) Why are there two different ocean dwelling creatures called "dolphins?" One is a marine mammal and one a fish. One is good eatin', but consumption of the other is politically incorrect unless you're shipwrecked.

......:deepthoughts:.. I may have to consult with Chad on this!

Dolphin is a common name. The scientific classification for the fish is Coryphaena a genus of marine ray-finned fishes known as the dolphinfishes. That may be the reason it is commonly called Dolphin also known as Mahi-mahi. The fish is delicious food but the mammal is not. Keep your blow hole off my plate! Haha!

Question: What should your air conditioner temperature be set at inside the house when it is 100 degrees outside?

Well I would have to say the answer all depends if you're alone or have someone in the house with you! If you have someone with you, that's twice the body heat where as if you're all alone it's just one's body heat!

To be on the safe side, I'd set the temperature right around 65 and hope for the best.....

Why is there a light in the refrigerator but not in the freezer?

Because the frozen black-eyed peas, with their 20-20 vision, don't need any light to see.

Did dinosaurs buy fossil fuel by the gallon or liter?

I think this is a trick question......dinosaurs had no money

If all the worlds a stage, why isn't everyone an actor or actress?

We MAY be inferior BUT we're damn CUTE:hangloose:

The seamstress was WAY pass due for an eye examination when she completed that garment.....come to find out, she was suffering from DOUBLE VISION :seeingstars:

I could make up some BS about the velocity at which matter exits the atmosphere and reaches earth BUT the truth is ......

Rain is a femme and Snow is masculine

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?