I love having bloodwork done. In fact, if I could have bloodwork done every day of the week I wood. And I would preferr to have a blind phlebotomist.:goodscore:

I am so thrilled that the cats spread a layer of hair all over everything in the house. There is nothing so exciting as pulling the old vacuum around and sucking every surface EVERY day! If one of them didn't have gas that would peel the paint off the walls my life would not be complete.

I am not worried about T and the little kitty jack.

I am not sitting here wondering how many stupid people would die if breathing required thought or effort. :whoop: (smiley may be not relevant, but i like it)

I have the sex tape of John Edwards and Rielle Hunter. The Youngs don't have the tape in a lockbox. :ymca:

I am just thrilled for the next winter snow storm approaching. Two to three feet of snow is expected. WooHoo! This is just joy wrapped up with a big warm hug of a bow.

I am not wishing I were home today.

I am certainly not looking forward to the impending snow storm we're going to have - and certainly am not secretly wishing it would start Sunday into Monday (and Tuesday, and Wednesday).

It's because I always get what I ask for.

I did not just read this....

A STORM SYSTEM DEVELOPING OVER THE GULF OF MEXICO TODAY WILL PASS OFF THE CAROLINA COAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN CONTINUE TO THE NORTHEAST ON SATURDAY. SNOW FROM THIS SYSTEM WILL OVERSPREAD THE REGION FROM SOUTH TO NORTH FRIDAY AFTERNOON... THEN CONTINUE THROUGH MUCH OF SATURDAY. SNOWFALL TOTALS OF 12 TO 18 INCHES ARE EXPECTED NEAR THE DELAWARE AND CENTRAL NEW JERSEY COAST WITH UP TO 24 INCHES POSSIBLE OVER SOUTHERN NEW JERSEY AND THE CENTRAL DELMARVA. STRENGTHENING WINDS FRIDAY NIGHT AND SATURDAY WILL CREATE BLOWING AND DRIFTING SNOW WHICH WILL REDUCE VISIBILITIES TO UNDER ONE- QUARTER MILE AT TIMES.


Nope, didn't see it, and my back isn't starting to hurt already.

I love winter. :D

I was thrilled to get a call first thing this morning telling me that we are working today. I wasn't happy that I came in late, but then again, I enjoy car sliding my way through icy streets.

My feet aren't cold and I hate Mare's chicken soup .... and .... I don't want a nap.

Tell a lie
 

I am a clone made by the government ..And was sent here to spy on you! :groupphoto:

I am not anal. I can calmly observed things that are out of order, incorrectly placed or just flat out don't belong in a particular spot. It is not a struggle to leave said items as they are and not try to fix them. And I did not cringe when I read one of June's posts that was deliberately misspelled and deliberately misused the apostrophe. Nope, my eyes did not become enlarged from the shock!

And I didn't laugh at some of the items posted in this thread.

Speak a lie...
 

I love it when I am woken up from a peaceful slumber.. to the sound of pissed off people yelling or complaining!


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I am never baffled when I wake up in the middle of the night to find my one arm out of my shirt and said shirt being pushed up to my neck and lying in bed totally uncovered. :twitch:

I should stop drinking this regularly:
http://www.davesfootballblog.com/wp-...lut-ambien.jpg

:twitch:

TELL A LIE
 

Ohhh I just can't tell you how much I love getting old...Another year has come my way...It made my day...It made my day!....SMILE


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I am not gonna enjoy this beautiful Friday :)

I will not enjoy the dinner and margaritas after work :)

I am not glad the weekend is finally here :)

My bosses' son did not just break wind and hastily run out the front door.

http://www.drsfostersmith.com/images...798_27485D.jpg

It's not going to be one of THOSE days.

Ugh.

Bahaha! I hated this! No thanks!

Okay.... so my bosses' son did not just walk up to me all taped up in black tape and asked (well, mumbled to) me that he wanted his hands bound in said tape.

:|

Pretty soon, this won't be him....

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/105/3...32ef97da40.jpg

uhhh, yeah ... it won't be one of those days after all ...

:twitch:

My coffee maker was a perfect start to my day. It didn't dump it's fresh brewed goodness all over the cupboard. I noticed right from the start that it had cracked. I won't be buying another one this afternoon.

It sucked!, and that's the truth! :dance2:

.... tsk tsk ... telling truths in this room causes eternal damnation ....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...me-award-1.jpg

Speak a lie
 

I am sooo excited..I bought a scooter that is ready for almost everything..Take a look!!!!


http://www.photopumpkin.com/wp-conte...vehicles-2.gif

speak a lie
 

Being a Grandma of 11 grandchildren and soon 12...Is the easiest thing I have ever done!

All my granchildren love me and never do anything worng!

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2010 ...
 

This lotion smells SO good.
It is not messing with my sinuses. The smell came off of my hands after only washing them one time.

Speak a lie
 

There is no truth that the symbols on money when they are folded correctly...Are a message and were created long ago. Even if the okder bills do the same.


Click here to see:


[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMgGC9W-ks8"]YouTube- Creepy! U.S Dollar bills (5, 20,50,100) contains hidden pictures![/nomedia]

I love love love it when my father comes over and expects me to act *surprised* when he informs me of things my children do well.

On the night before we go see his son in prison.

The irony totally escapes me.