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homoe 09-01-2016 04:18 PM

People dipping their dirty greasy fingers in a glass of water at a restaurant instead of getting up and going to wash them properly!

Chad 09-01-2016 05:40 PM

Gross
 
Stinky people gross me out. I was just in the grocery store and next to me was a family that stank (B.O.) so bad that I started gagging right there.

:bolt:

homoe 09-01-2016 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Chad (Post 1088014)
Stinky people gross me out. I was just in the grocery store and next to me was a family that stank (B.O.) so bad that I started gagging right there.

:bolt:

Hey not everybody can smell fresh as a daisy bud..LOL

Chad 09-01-2016 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1088017)
Hey not everybody can smell fresh as a daisy bud..LOL

True but that was super bad.

easygoingfemme 09-01-2016 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1087915)
People dipping their dirty greasy fingers in a glass of water at a restaurant instead of getting up and going to wash them properly!

For real? Where are you eating? That's so not okay.

homoe 09-01-2016 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by easygoingfemme (Post 1088166)
For real? Where are you eating? That's so not okay.

Nice places honest.......but perhaps it's something the 'older' generation does?

easygoingfemme 09-01-2016 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1088167)
Nice places honest.......but perhaps it's something the 'older' generation does?

Not in my parts. But around her they do tuck hankies up their shirt sleeves and use them and tuck them back in.

homoe 09-01-2016 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by easygoingfemme (Post 1088171)
Not in my parts. But around her they do tuck hankies up their shirt sleeves and use them and tuck them back in.

Catholics Nuns were famous for tucking hankies up their sleeves but I'm pretty sure it was for blowing their noses!

easygoingfemme 09-01-2016 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1088175)
Catholics Nuns were famous for tucking hankies up their sleeves but I'm pretty sure it was for blowing their noses!

Yes, that was the type of "use them" I was referring to. Nuns or not.

Smiling 09-08-2016 07:44 PM

Total Gross-Out in the Library
 
I had an assignment due tonight, so I went to the library after class. It was very busy, but I found one spot left near the back in between two guys. I named the young man sitting to my left "Indigestion" and we'll just call the gentleman on my right "Heavy Breather." The reasons for the nicknames will become clear in a moment.

When I logged on to the terminal, I was surprised to see that apparently a woman had left in quite a hurry. She was clearly gone (I asked to be sure), but she was still logged in and there were documents still open the desktop. According to her login, her name was Rebecca.

It didn't take long to figure out why young Rebecca fled so quickly.

Indigestion started repeatedly honking his nose instead of blowing it. And it was loud. And oh, the belching! He belched and honked a symphony of not-so-sweet nothings right into my ear. I could practically taste his dinner. It was unbelievably loud and it was positively the most revolting thing I have ever been subjected to in public. Oh, the acoustics!

Not to be outdone, Heavy Breather was apparently very excited by all of this. Indigestion just kept chomping on chips. This was not ordinary belching; when you are belching like this, it's time to stop eating for a little bit.

Now, I know when I write I often use hyperbole to underscore my point (and to entertain), but this time I have understated the events that took place in that library this evening. The entire facility was abuzz about it. I still cannot quite accept that it wasn't one of those secret practical joke shows, lol.

My stomach is literally still turning just recalling it. (w)

Bèsame* 03-11-2017 08:11 PM

Yay, we had plans to go to the sushi /Chinese buffet for dinner! My first trip had sushi and pot stickers. Second one, steamed mussels and a bbq rib. Next time, variety plate. I tell Blaze I found fried bananas. Look I say..as I take a bite..Oh wait, it has a stick in it. First thought, they fried it on a stick.

Oh no, Blaze says, that's no banana, that's a frog leg.

I look at it, and swallow what I had bit and put it back on the plate. OMG...gross. That's exactly what it was.

They did have the sign, fried bananas!!

Blaze has not stopped laughing. He says I bit into the crutch the frog was using.

I just roll my eyes. Ha ha

homoe 03-12-2017 11:23 AM

People using their plate after a meal as an ashtray...

Chad 03-12-2017 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1132857)
People using their plate after a meal as an ashtray...

People still do that? Super gross.

Gemme 03-12-2017 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1132857)
People using their plate after a meal as an ashtray...

Better than before the meal.

:blink:

homoe 03-12-2017 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 1132976)
Better than before the meal.

:blink:

SO true.................:giggle:

Soft*Silver 03-13-2017 07:56 AM

I too cannot stand stinky people. I run into a few in my line of work, and of course, out and about in my personal day. I have a quick gag reflex so I have to watch myself when I pick up the scent!

Some foods gross me out. I dont understand the affection for okra...or tapioca pudding. Both feel gross in my mouth and I will anything to avoid them!

People who leave dirty diapers in public places. I found one in a shopping cart once...grrrrrrr

TL1 03-13-2017 10:56 AM

Public restrooms..........

homoe 03-13-2017 01:06 PM

Getting a glass at a restaurant with a faint imprint of lipstick that the dishwasher failed to clean well enough:|

legally_b10nde 03-13-2017 01:29 PM

Finding sweat stains on a workout equipment

*Anya* 03-13-2017 01:39 PM

So very many things that it is hard for me to read this thread!

As my friends say to me:

"And you are an RN?"

Yep. I had a lot of faking it to do in nursing school (meaning I had to do the work but choke the nausea down sometimes).

Those tall people came in handy for standing behind during the surgical rotation!

MsTinkerbelly 03-13-2017 03:42 PM

When I was a kid, my Dad used to make my sister and I take off the black socks he wore and clean the fuzz from between his toes.

To this day I will not touch other people's feet.

*Anya* 03-13-2017 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1133063)
Getting a glass at a restaurant with a faint imprint of lipstick that the dishwasher failed to clean well enough:|

I knew I shouldn't have looked.

OMG that totally grosses me out. That and a hair in the food (I hate to even write it down) have caused me to not only, not eat or drink in the restaurant but never, ever, to return.

I even think about it when I watch Top Chef or Cupcake or Cake Wars. The women on Cupcake/Cake Wars always have long hair hanging in their face.

One woman on Food Network's new Spring Baking Championship (are we noticing a theme here?) has bilateral carpal tunnel syndrome with splints on both hands/arms and wore no vinyl gloves!! I was watching yesterday and silently screaming: "How are you going to wash your hands??"!

I had to take that show off the auto-record on my DVR.

Yes, I know I am half-mental about it.

theoddz 03-14-2017 11:57 AM

Dear Wife and I just returned from the Midwest, where we attended the memorial service and burial of my Mother, who passed away and was cremated this past November.

Due to bad weather, Dear Wife and I got stuck in Denver, after our flight to St. Louis was cancelled, and we had to hole up in a Holiday Inn Express overnight. My wife was so cold, she hopped in a hot shower immediately after we got to our room. I was happy to sit down in the easy chair that was beside the bed. I happened to look over at the bed and noticed the area where the sheets and duvet had been turned back, and I thought I saw something strange. The edge of the bed was untucked and looked like it had been SLEPT IN. I went over and pulled the blankets and sheets back and took a look. It was VERY apparent that the housekeeper had neglected to change the bed sheets, because there were several "body hairs" on the sheets where two people would have lain, and the underside of a pillow revealed a very long, coarse, black hair!!! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! :twitch:

Mortified, I tapped on the bathroom door and told my wife what I had found. She was disgusted!!! I called the front desk and was told that the housekeeping staff had left for the day, but they would be glad to "bring a clean set of sheets down" and my wife and I could change the sheets (ourselves). I wanted to leave, right then and there, and had it not been for the fact that all of the airport area hotels were full of stranded travelers, we would have. Thing is, it was late, the hotels were full and it was very, very cold and windy. The hotel offered to let us change rooms, but we were too tired to even do that. We had had only 2.5 hours of sleep the night before. I wasn't about to let my wife handle (someone else's) dirty sheets, so I accepted the hotel's offer of a set of clean ones and, with the help of the kindly front desk clerk, changed the bed sheets out, myself. I made the bed "military style", too, btw!!!

So yes, dirty bed linens squick me out. Big time!!! :seeingstars:

On a last note, the Holiday Inn Express refunded all of the charges for that night's stay and also reimbursed us for the $30 we spent for the pizza we had delivered to our room from Domino's Pizza. They were very gracious about the whole affair and we were very appreciative. I guess that, sometimes, "good help is hard to find".

~Theo~ :bouquet:

*Anya* 03-14-2017 01:00 PM

I am very sorry for the loss of your mother Theo.


:bunchflowers:

Quote:

Originally Posted by theoddz (Post 1133225)
Dear Wife and I just returned from the Midwest, where we attended the memorial service and burial of my Mother, who passed away and was cremated this past November.

Due to bad weather, Dear Wife and I got stuck in Denver, after our flight to St. Louis was cancelled, and we had to hole up in a Holiday Inn Express overnight. My wife was so cold, she hopped in a hot shower immediately after we got to our room. I was happy to sit down in the easy chair that was beside the bed. I happened to look over at the bed and noticed the area where the sheets and duvet had been turned back, and I thought I saw something strange. The edge of the bed was untucked and looked like it had been SLEPT IN. I went over and pulled the blankets and sheets back and took a look. It was VERY apparent that the housekeeper had neglected to change the bed sheets, because there were several "body hairs" on the sheets where two people would have lain, and the underside of a pillow revealed a very long, coarse, black hair!!! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! :twitch:

Mortified, I tapped on the bathroom door and told my wife what I had found. She was disgusted!!! I called the front desk and was told that the housekeeping staff had left for the day, but they would be glad to "bring a clean set of sheets down" and my wife and I could change the sheets (ourselves). I wanted to leave, right then and there, and had it not been for the fact that all of the airport area hotels were full of stranded travelers, we would have. Thing is, it was late, the hotels were full and it was very, very cold and windy. The hotel offered to let us change rooms, but we were too tired to even do that. We had had only 2.5 hours of sleep the night before. I wasn't about to let my wife handle (someone else's) dirty sheets, so I accepted the hotel's offer of a set of clean ones and, with the help of the kindly front desk clerk, changed the bed sheets out, myself. I made the bed "military style", too, btw!!!

So yes, dirty bed linens squick me out. Big time!!! :seeingstars:

On a last note, the Holiday Inn Express refunded all of the charges for that night's stay and also reimbursed us for the $30 we spent for the pizza we had delivered to our room from Domino's Pizza. They were very gracious about the whole affair and we were very appreciative. I guess that, sometimes, "good help is hard to find".

~Theo~ :bouquet:


*Anya* 03-14-2017 01:10 PM

I think that some of my "issues" have gotten worse as I have gotten older.

My recent ex thought it humerous that when we would stay at a motel or hotel, I would pull the duvet down and eyeball the sheets. Oh lord, I hate to tell you this but sometimes I would pack an extra sheet to put on top of the duvet because I know hotels hardly ever wash them

The other thing: bedbugs.

Every time that I travel, I worry about them. Once you have gotten them, or so the research states: they are an absolute bitch to get rid of.

I wanted to get a black light for traveling but the girl-friend absolutely put her foot down on the insanity of that :|

We compromised and would put the suitcases outside on the patio when we got back, just to make sure.

I still might get one now that she is out of the picture.

Aren't I a catch?! :):)

Ha!

easygoingfemme 03-14-2017 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by *Anya* (Post 1133232)
I think that some of my "issues" have gotten worse as I have gotten older.

My recent ex thought it humerous that when we would stay at a motel or hotel, I would pull the duvet down and eyeball the sheets. Oh lord, I hate to tell you this but sometimes I would pack an extra sheet to put on top of the duvet because I know hotels hardly ever wash them

The other thing: bedbugs.

Every time that I travel, I worry about them. Once you have gotten them, or so the research states: they are an absolute bitch to get rid of.

I wanted to get a black light for traveling but the girl-friend absolutely put her foot down on the insanity of that :|

We compromised and would put the suitcases outside on the patio when we got back, just to make sure.

I still might get one now that she is out of the picture.

Aren't I a catch?! :):)

Ha!


We would travel well together. I do the same when I get to a hotel room- flip back the sheets and look for signs of hair, dirty sheets, or bed bugs.

blueblackbird 03-14-2017 07:33 PM

When a pencil's eraser breaks or gets rubbed all the way gone, and then the metal part of the pencil scrapes against your desk *shudder*


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