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Ok. Genuinely. Up for this. Life is too short and sometimes you need to take a risk. ps - don't want many family members at wedding as don't want needless cost so can you say you are marrying an itinerant or something like that ps - on the honeymoon, we need to go to Montevideo. |
Hmmm I am going to play coy and say perhaps...
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Besides, I've always wanted to go to Uruguay. |
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OHhh I am so glad...Beaker is, too....:hangloose: |
Not in the true sense of the word though there are many gorgeous butches and lovely femmes here. Today I am feeling single = freedom.
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Maaaayyyybbbeeeee I have a crush.
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ps Duran Duran? Um ...... that's a bit like saying you are a San Diego Padres fan. I start to feel detached and a bit of pity at the same time. Now, if you'd said Ultravox, I'd be on my knees by now. If Ultravox's Love's Great Adventure isn't one of your top ten all-time songs then the marriage probably won't last past the end of March. |
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Right group, wrong song ;). LGA is up there, but this leads: *pencils in 2 March, 8AM CST (=2PM GMT).* You have too little faith. I give it until mid-May at least, especially if lasagne-making attempts are successful. |
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Okay, I'd booked the church and told my parents. My dad was okay with it but my mum said she'd only give her blessing if you were Irish and Roman Catholic. Acting instinctively, I converted you to Catholicism (I have a bottle of holy water for you) and changed your name from Guihong to Gráinne. Hope that's okay. We were all ready for the marriage and I was looking forward to it :) And then I read the above words of betrayal - "My heart will always be in Cl***land". Those words are like a dagger through the heart to me - even the word "Cl***land" (I cannot even type it out in full as it is too painful) is enough to render me emotionally impotent as it was in that city that Joe DiMaggio's 56 game hitting streak was ended on July 17 1941. I'm just so glad I found out about this before March 2nd. The wedding is now called off *** *** that said, I think that the conversion to Catholicism was bone fide. Therefore, I hope to see you at mass later today. |
Gráinne. I like it :).
But I might have known my almost fatalistic love for my hometown teams (who haven't won a championship in anything since I've been on the planet) would come back to bite me in the butt, big time. And all because of the fate of having been born there. Lasagne-making skills and love of obscure 80's music notwithstanding, the C word is one of those dealbreakers. Bantering around in the crush thread can get you crushed (w). *walks away muttering 'so close, so close'* |
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You're an attractive lady and we share a mutual love of beer and football (that's "soccer" to most of the folk on this board as they don't speak proper English). However, you're not marriage material for me. Not at all. Any why is that? Because, despite your beauty and cuteness, whenever I think of you I cannot get an image out of my mind of you playing the tambourine with some hippy band in an Irish bar one late, drunken night in Manila. That one moment left me emotionally scarred. There's something incredibly sordid, vulgar even, about that image of shaking the tambourine with willful abandon .... to make matters worse, I don't even think it was in tune with their Mr Tambourine Man song. I'm starting to feel sick even thinking back to then but, in summary: - Marriage Material? No - Mistress Material? Sure thing. Mistresses have more fun anyway ..... well, that's what they tell me Quote:
Our decades are shaped by mere moments. Had you not disclosed the Cl***land thing, then you'd soon by Mrs Ciaran and I'd have bought you a really nice apron and some trendy kitchenware (in fact, already ordered via Amazon - anyone want it at a discount?). That said, the Cl***land thing would have come out eventually so best to avoid the heartbreak further down the line. I will try hard not to hold this vulgarity against you but I'm not sure if I will be able to, esp. with the baseball season starting soon. |
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Good Morning Crushers and Crushees...
Will you be snagging yourself a Valentine? Anyone planning any grand romantic gestures? I am a sucker for these things!! Or will you continue to admire from afar? I want to see some love connections made via crush thread! I also want to attend Ciaran's many weddings...Make them destination weddings! lol |
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*Throws out line with chocolate roses attached while wearing my heart boxers and waits.... |
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<<< is crushing.... and lovin' it.
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I'll be the one admiring from afar
I have way too much going on in my personal life to travel right now USPS will connect me in a thoughtful way |
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Clearly, I have gone awry in your perception of me. I am as hardy as the winter winds blowing in that d*** stadium on the lake. We who call ourselves natives of Cl***land get used to the gasps, "Noooo's", and backing away at the mere mention of the C-word. Maybe it's DiMaggio's record being broken, or the time the city couldn't pay its own bills, or the Cuyahoga River catching on fire, or the genius who put giant tanks of natural gas in a residential neighborhood, we have surely seen it all. But just to show no hard feelings from the almost-Mrs. Ciaran, I will prepare a kielbasa with your name on it. *dances away with my best half-polka/half-jig* |
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You know all hope of romance has flown out the window when the last article you read was entitled "10 Flirty Fitness Dates". :seeingstars:
Although, Naked Yoga WAS on the list. Anyone up for some Valentine yoga? :eyebat: |
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I made it my resolution to get married during 2013 but my aspirations are crumbling around me. At this rate, I think I'll be marrying Cornelius in Little Rock in September. Quote:
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I don't know of this Betty Crocker woman but she sounds nice - in fact, I think I'm in love with her name. Quote:
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You still have an option for a quickie Vegas wedding after tea and Italian leather. Only if we can get an annulment and I can find perfect shoes... |
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For now I am going to look forward to our glittery ABBA party! |
I want to thank all you crush crazy people for making me chuckle and smile on a day I wanted to do neither.
That is all, carry on :) |
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Just two things. Firstly, I'd prefer to get a divorce than an annulment. Annulment sounds so cold and, well, as though we were never married. Divorce would be better. Plus, I think that if I can describe myself as a "divorcee", it adds a certain mystique and can use it to attract some new women into my life. Secondly, I was re-thinking the whole Vegas thing and it's a bit tacky. I want to get married in Iceland instead. Hope that's okay. If this is agreeable to you, please let me know and I'll have my lawyer send through the financial status questionnaire plus the forms to sign over all your assets into my name. I think I finally know what it feels like to fall in love. Ciaran |
Booking my flight to Reykjavik....
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I'm thinking fjords and a winter color palette. I wonder if Vivienne Westwood does parkas? Will have my lawyer forward the proper documentation.I think you would fair far worse in divorce proceedings. No pre-nup correct? ;) *off to google Icelandic divorce law* |
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(Still trying to find a way to travel the world, with or without a spouse and/or Valentine lol) |
Madam Elderly Puppykins and myself will be hiding away from all the revoltingly nauseating Valentine's stuff - easy for her to do since she has short legs. I'm going to hide out in an palm oil plantation.
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Betty Crocker is a brand name on baking mixes, boxed dinners, flour, and even yogurt. "She" has written a zillion cookbooks, many of which reside on my kitchen bookshelf. Given my love of all things cooking and baking (note I didn't say talent, just a love), you gave me a most appropos name, Grainne, meaning "grain". Perhaps it should be my screen name. The nationality would finally be right. |
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