Oh Happy Day..... I have tickets to the PBR today. Some how I know Cupid will be in that crowd (it is the PBR everyone will be there) giving pointers to most everyone there...me excluded of course...on how to stay on longer than 8 seconds. :cigar2:

I don't know about this Ciaran. Many call me "sweet" and I am not sure it makes a difference. ;)

http://i.picresize.com/images/2013/02/24/3igAF.png

Katniss~~Don't settle for less than you want. Ever.

Tis true...
 

What's the level after crush and is there a thread for it? ;)

It's the c'mere and I'll give you a wedgie thread.

Squeeze? Or is squeeze before crush *thinks* I thought crush lite was before crush.

In all seriousness, I believe the level after crush is U-Haul.

Lmao!!!! I almost choked on my drink!!!!

Wedgies...
 

Be careful missy...I imagine that you wear the little g-string ones...and I am guessing those hurt.

PS...why can't I post on your page?

Omg!! I have been adjusting that damn string all day. I need granny panties for dancing. This thing is like a wire cheese slicer.

You can't post on my page cause there's a cover charge.

Cheese and rice grenade!
 

I crush your hilarious, off the wall sense of humor. It's worth all the s**t you give me.

I <3 you and star...and if I can work my charm on my lovely crush and if the drugs haven't worn off (wink wink)...we are definitely going to be hanging out with the two of you. That would be one helluva party. Definitely cover charge worthy.

i fixed my page just for you
 

Oh.... go less charm, more drugs.

*looks to see if star is in my pocket*

I slipped her a..
 

ROofie...lol...see what I did there.

star doesn't <3 you. im sorry.
 

You're a dork. The king of all dorkdom. I saw your crown.

My Dork Crown. :)
 

If I knew how to post it here I would!

That's BS...
 

star does <3 me...don't hate.

It made me laugh cause I saw it the same day the girls at work left a princess tiara hanging on my door. They thought it was gonna "get" me. Lol

I put it on and took a picture. ;)

so where's da picture?!!

I need to make meatloaf before my crush dumps me....again.

Relax. Be chill, yo.

Don't scare your crush off before I get back.

Do NOT break out the childhood pics. That's enough to scare a bulldog off a meat truck

*hugs*

In my interphonegallery.

Oh I most definitely do!!

this made me chuckled out loud....

oh don't worry wrang..I have much love for ya bro ;)

I'm still waiting for meatloaf...I got a snack..means I'll be waiting awhile I think :/

Bro love
 

It's a beautiful thing...and I am glad you got my back because your woman would probably cut a butch. I need the extra look out.

What's this about her cleaning in her g-string or as she called them...her wire cheese slicers? No wonder you put up her!

Grenade...meatloaf NOW!

Sitting here anticipating what Grenade is going to say now. I admit I am a little frightened.

well, we were dancing she said the g-string feels like a wire cheese slicer *shrugs* I can't imagine it .. not sure I want to either

I think...
 

you two are sweet. :) A wonderful couple. Now you know I have been bitten by the lovebug if I say grenade is sweet.

Those were my dancin' draws. I didn't have much to clean cause it took me a while to get ready. The chores were done by the time I got my boots on.

As far as cutting a butch... I am not allowed to handle guns or any weapon of any variety. You're safe. Unless you're slow... they can't take away my sleeper hold.

Meatloaf is in the oven. Moscato in my glass. *smiles*

Giving the look
 

You wouldn't dare.

Wow
 

That wasn't what i expected. *exhales*

Bribes
 

Name your price.

A deluxe spa weekend for two.

Your collection of vintage Manilow records.

wine :)
 

Part your hair on the opposite side causing the earth to spin in the other direction