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The MirriFemme-Webutchster New BFP Dictionary
The MirriFemme-Webutchster New BFP Dictionary staff is proud to announce the opening of their new offices here on the Planet. As before, please suggest a word or situation that you feel needs defining. The The MirriFemme-Webutchster New BFP Dictionary staff will search the archives, their souls, their shoes' soles, and all other available resources to provide a definition.
Past definitions will be posted here so that you can see how this works. Thank you for your time and attention to our grand opening. |
Threadstalking (Thred stal king) verb origin English from the Latin Stalkere, to watch
1) The act of going into someone's profile and hitting "see all posts by" and reading them. Sometimes compounded by publicly respondind to posts. Other times by sending PM's Can be a hobby. Can also be a psychotic ex. |
Snarkimosity (snark eh moss it tee) n from the Greek Snarkea to bitch
1) Medical condition found in those who have had it up to here. Often seen in threads that will end up being Peached at some point. 2) A desire to speak one's mind without filter. See also snarker, snarkee |
Drama Llama (Drah Mah Lah Mah) n originally from Basque, DramadarieanAlpsGoat
1) Beast of burden that causes its rider to wail and shout and gnash their teeth. Repetition can also be seen when riding a Drama Llama 2) Drama Llama poo is useful for making threads flame and Peaches grow. NOTE: Not recommended for the uninitiated |
Impeach (EM PEECH) aka "OH HOLY HELL I'VE SCREWED THE POOCH ON THIS ONE" n From the Enochian SORRYWONTDOTHATAGAIN
1) To be publicly wrist slapped by She Who Must Be Obeyed. Often occurs just after riding the Drama Llama one too many times. Can be fatal. Please note: This refers to something that does not happen on this Planet but is here for archival purposes. |
FelinaPolaroidaphile (Fee Line Ah Po' Lah Royd File) n Latin in origin
1) One who can not control the impulse to snap a shot of their .... cat... and post it on the forums See also, FelinaPolaroidalookeelou |
Dramadery (DRAH-MAH-DAY-REE) noun. A person who can live for months on the psychological angst generated from a single act of drama. Most often recognizable by the single large hump on their back, caused by carrying the weight of the world's abuse and misunderstanding on their poor overburdened shoulders
Clue-By-Four (klew bi fore) n. From the Carpenteria DANGBIGSTICK 1) Object to be applied when all else has failed. example: "I tried to let hym know I wasn't interested, but I had to use the Clue-By-Four and spell it out for hym." 2) alternative usage; When you suddenly get something you weren't understanding. See also - lighbulb moment Original definition by KrystleH |
Diva (Dee vah) n from the Femme DivineWomanAmI
1) A Femme who knows her own worth and is not afraid to speak her mind, her heart and her soul. 2) Sometimes a real pain in the rear but always worth the time. |
Troll (Trole) sometimes n, sometimes v From the Saxon troller, to drag
1) n. A person who goes into a thread specifically to ride the Drama Llama. Usually instantly recognizable by the dromedary hump on their back. Prone to flame-outs and poor me sessions intermittently. Should be avoided at all costs. example: That troll stirred up everyone with a rumor. 2) v. To cause drama for the sake of causing drama. See negative attention is still attention example: OffRoadButch called Arwen on her trolling in the "Not a Poodle" thread. |
LURKER (lurh kurh) n From the Latin lurkero, to hide in the shadows
1) a) One who is not confident that their words will be heard. b) One who fears being ridiculed. c)One who is shy and may just need to be told where the safe threads are. d) One who prefers to watch. example: It is nearly impossible to be a good lurker on the Island Of Dreams Please note: Island of Dreams is a thread from another site. An Island of Dreams thread does exist on the Planet but is different. |
U haul syndrome (YOU Hawl Sin Drome) n. Medical Term
1) A medical condition that more people need to suffer from. Symptoms include wanting to talk more, needing more time, not rushing into things. Often conflicts with the NeedAUHaul syndrome. Often causes rashes and fleas and excessive licking example: She wanted to move in on the 2nd date which caused my UHaul Syndrome to flare up. The doctor got me some datebegone and I felt better almost immediately |
Banana Boi (bah nan ah boy) proper name AngloUhaulian entymologically
1) He who is tall with a great smile. Protector of femmes who haven't caused his allergies to flare up. All around nice butch. example: Banana Boi was seen on the Island of Dreams regularly |
Ostracized (oss trah sized) v. from the Amish Ostrichous, to be shunned
1. The act of being shunned by those who think they mean something example: I was ostracized by the heterosexuals because my butch was better to me than their husbands. SNAP! Adendum by Ursy: Not to be confused with Austrocized (ozz tro sized) 1. The condition of being planetarily isolated from the majority of b-fers. This unfortunate happenstance often results in the significantly reduced ability to attend b-f events and/or to meet fellow b-fers in real life. |
Tooblunt, (tu blunt) from the vernacular
1) Often used to cramp someone's style, this phrase is used to make someone feel bad about their communication skills. Frequently used with women who have brains and know how to use them. See Scare tactic example: Well that Miss Tee is just too blunt. She told me she was in love and didn't want me PMing her with erotic messages. She is just too blunt! |
SOB (sob) n an anacronym for Someone Over Board
1) An individual who is over the top and doesn't stand down even when given every chance in the book. Alternative, Some Odd Butch 1) An individual of the butch persuasion who exhibits bizarre behaviour that causes femmes to gather in small clusters |
Player (plai ah) n, From the Latin RottenScumous
1) A person who lives by the following rules: 1. Pay her/hym alot of attention up front. 2. Let everyone know you are interested in her/hym. 3. Be jealous and possessive. 4. Do this for about a week maybe two at the most. 5. Stop calling 6. Act as if you don't know her/hym 7. Start at step 1 with another femme/butch |
Badonkadonk (bah donk ah donk) n. From the Butch bodaciousbabealert
1) The nodding movement one of the butch persuaions's head makes when one of the femme persuasion who catches hys eye goes by. Often accompanied by mild drooling and incoherency. example: gD went badonkadonk when Arwen's dress nearly fell off at the Bash |
FLAME (flayme) n or v From the Latin flamius to light something on fire
1) n. The act of searing someone with your words whether they needed it or not. Often found with the Drama Llama riders and Trolls. Sometimes out of control during Mercury retrogrades. Can be avoided by using the unsubscribe button or the little x in the upper right hand of the browser screen See Impeach 'cause if you Flame, you are gonna get to know allll about being Peached! |
Loser (loo suhr) n. From the Greek Lossia to give away something good
1) Someone who used to date me. 2) Someone who used to date sweet_oc_grrl 3) An inDUHvidual who thinks they really are all that and talk about themselves until it is time to let you talk about them (kudos to the lovely MountainGirl aka SuperFemme for this funny line!) |
BFP Addict (bee eff pee add dicked) n. from the DusaJackian to do what you loved
1) An individual who just can't get enough finger movement |
Femme Fatale (fim fah tahl) n. from the Latin WhatALookericious
1) An individual of the femme persuasion who can cause individuals of the butch persuasion to walk into walls either physically or verbally. She can accomplish this with what she wears or what she says. Closely associated with badonkadonk since there is no one Femme Fatale flavor according to the butches polled. example: She was such a femme fatale that none of the butches could speak until she left the room |
Turkish Dates (turh kissh dayts) n. From the Italian HowToSeduceArwen
1) Food item guaranteed to make Arwen swoon over. Succulent, moist plump delicacies to sink my teeth into. See also banana |
Serial Monogamist (see ree ahl mah nah gah mist) n. From the Greek IloveyoutodayYouhurtmetomorrowsonowI'mwiththem
1) An individual of the butch or femme persuasion who doesn't know how to date effectively. Often suffers from NeedAUHaul syndrome. Decides within two dates (or two minutes) if the other person is the next Mr or Ms Right. This person is rarely seen solo in the wild. Seems to have an innate need to BE A COUPLE. A couple of what's is still being decided. |
Datebegone (dayt bee gohn) n. From the French BonneDieuAdiosMotherPhucker -good god good bye
1) A topical spray to be used in the case of severe flare ups of UHaul Syndrome. Use caution around the eyes and genitals as intense shrinkage may occur. Other side effects can be: nausea, headaches and muscle cramps from running the other way |
Eye Candy (I can dee) n. From the BFPVernacular yumminessitis - to enjoy
1) An individual of the butch or femme persuasion who can produce the badonkadonk reaction without even trying. Generally have "what's going on" all together with the junk in their trunk looking mighty fine. Tend to produce reactions like 'whoa' and 'oh my' and 'aren't you a tall drink of water, darlin' ' Can be seen by the unclever as summarily unintelligent because of their outside packaging, but that's why we call those people the unclever. Eye Candy is sweet to see and dandy to look at but never underestimate what's underneath the pretty wrapping. |
Femmielicious (fim eh lish us) adj From the Spanish CalienteWoza - hotdamn
1) When an individual of the femme persuasion has reached a critical mass of intelligence, wit, charm and looks that causes butches to walk into walls and bounce back to do it all over again. 2) Also used when a particularly cute outfit is seen at the mall by two or more femmes |
Butchtastic (bootch tas tick) adj From the Spanish CalienteWozo - hotdamn
1) When an individual of the butch persuasion has reached a critical mass of intelligence, wit, charm and looks that causes femmes to gather in small groups to discuss him on and offline. 2) Also used when a particularly butch is seen at the mall by two or more femmes 3) Can be grounds for defensible stalking |
A note from the staff here at the MirriFemme-Webutchster New BFP Dictionary. Some stereotypes have been used and possible harmed in these definitions.
PETBFs is working with the staff here at MirriFemme-Webutchster in order to insure the ethical treatment of Butch & Femme stereotypes is adhered to. If they catch us at it, that is.... |
Wrongus Toiletus (Ron gus Toy let us) n. Latin
1) A condition generally afflicting heterosexual women that causes them to stare when an individual of the butch persuasion walks into a women's restroom. Can be cured but the heterosexual needs to have their mind opened. This sometimes requires a crowbar and can be messy. Not recommended for the faint of heart |
Flabbergasted (flab burr gas ted) n. From the Greek WhatTheHellios
1) Act of being so stunned that your mouth (known as the flab to the ancient Greeks and the one down on Colfax) hangs open and flies (known as gasts to the ancient Romans) swoop in. |
Floored (florhd) v. From the Italian tileussmilus
1) When one has been pressed down by one's lover until one's back is cradled by the floor 2) When one has seen something that has caused flabbergasting 3) The thing that comes right after 1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila |
Gallery Whore (gal er ree hohr) n. from the Basque for PictureLottus
1) An individual of the butch or femme persuasion who puts up numerous pictures of themselves. Often there is no discernible difference between photos. This individual is also characterized by the need to post "NEW PHOTOS IN MY GALLERY" in as many threads as possible. 2) Can also be an individual of the butch or femme persuasion who posts comments on every picture in the BF galleries 3) An individual of the butch or femme persuasion who spends more time perving on, we mean looking at, pictures in the gallery |
whats the word for being totally wrapped around a femmes finger?
Happy and don't you forget it, fella. ;-) |
Sympathy Sponge (sim pah thee spunj) n. from the Andean Pitiosome
1) An individual of the butch or femme persuasion whose posts always start with "I had a bad day" or "My ex was mean to me again" or "No one understand me" or some variation there in. Can be found in threads with kind people who allow themselves to get sucked dry by said sponge. Can be very attractive to Drama Llamas and Trolls. White Knights often champion them as well until their visors are lifted. Use extreme care when lifting visor of White Knight under a SympathySponge Spell. You can get burned. |
Attention Slut (ah ten shun slut) n. From the French DramaMarieAntoinette
1) An individual of the butch or femme persuasion who uses an interesting technique to garner attention. This technique is generally two-fold starting with the bid followed by the apology. Often see in conjunction with a Sympathy Sponge but the two can be mutually exclusive. The bid is most often a dramatic post with hand wringing and hair pulling and sometimes teeth gnashing. Expect this post to be long -- very long. The apology follows within five to ten postings by others. It doesn't matter what the responses of these other posts are. As long as they address the bid post, the Attention Slut is happy. The apology post will use phrases like 'I didn't mean', 'I'm sorry I said anything' or 'I had a bad day at work'. |
Ivegottabigego (ive got ta big ee goh) n. Latin HotAirBalloonus
1) Condition where in an individual of the butch or femme persuasion uses gigantuous words in an effort to seem more intelligent than those around them. Condition can be diagnosed by not asking said individual to define words. If they suffer from Ivegottabigego, they will begin to twitch if no one remarks upon their posts. 2) Sometimes referred to as the toddler syndrome Please see also: fullofmyselfitis |
Fullofmyselfitis (fool ohf mi self eye tis) n. Latin Imbetterthanyouitous
1) Condition where in an individual of the butch or femme persuasion has no concept of their true worth so they must speak of themselves and praise themselves at all times. Often can be found referring to posts they made elsewhere or crossposting them to HelenBack. This condition is often socially fatal and usually incurable. Please see also: Ivegottabigego |
BetrayalBeeyotchitis (bee tray ahl bee yotch eye tis) n. Latin
1) Evidenced in individuals of the butch or femme persuasion who have low self esteem and need to be most important in someone's life. Generally occurs when someone has to divide their attention. |
YeatsHatesMeoria (yaytz hatz mee oh ree ah) n From the Greek Musephobia
1) A condition that afflicts the eyesight making it impossible to detect bad rhyme and no meter. 2) Persons suffering from this condition could also break into bad verse at any moment. Are known to grab you by the sleeve saying, "Wait. Let me read you one more." Sometimes referred to as Arweniaitis |
Poetholierthanthou (poh et hoe lee er than thow) n. From Latin Museaholic
1) The feeling that you are the best poet ever and no one else is any good. A condition marked by blindness to other styles of writing and expression. Commonly seen in English majors and Art students |
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