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How Many Planeteers Does it Take to Derail a Thread?
How Many Planeteers Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb? :brightbulb: 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed :formalbow: 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently :fyi: 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs :shocking: 1 to move it to the Lighting section 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section :slapfight: 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 5 to flame the spell checkers :threadjack: 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames :bully: 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid :argue: 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct :eyebrow: 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum :coffee: 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum :mob: 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty ((~~~yep, the Smiley limits kinda suck right now 8^| ~~~)) 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's :darthsmiley: 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group :popcorn: 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" :weedsmoke: 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy :overreaction: 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" :| 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again. :seeingstars: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Disclaimer: Any Character examples used in the above post that may have an uncanny resemblance to any of you, rest assured you're just being paranoid. Wee. P.S. This thread idea was stolen from Turino, who started this Heinous Fuckery Circa 5-11-07 on the Bee Eff site. :daywalker: |
Oh, Day! I love this! Kudos!!!
Just one! With or without intention... |
It only takes one person to change a light bulb,
(but the light bulb has to really want to change.) |
Let me guess: all your farms are planted and you've just recently changed their design, factories in full production, gifts collected, sent and used, superpokes fed, tickled, washed and their habitats decorated, crows fed and in bed, tunes played, posted and played again, writing finished for the day, Mrs. Day's at work, the supper dishes done and Sampson and Delilah fed and purring beside you. So's all you had left to do was invent another one of your famous threads. :canadian:
Da :floatbee: loves it! ;) |
Just one, but if it's a Gemini, there are about 154 voices inside their head telling them how they can do it. :blink:
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I know the correct answer.
But ALL of you have made it clear that you have no desire to listen to reason so... /flounce |
You forgot one: 142 ask the Tech Geek to change the light bulb for them. :canadian:
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:seeingstars: :seeingstars: :seeingstars: :praying: my eyes sight comes back from all this The light bulb was too bright |
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113 to discuss what it means to be light bulb privileged. |
Any thread Bo & Gemmie are in .....it's a given. :|
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I so remember this post.....um my mouth is shut.:canoworms:
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Too funny Day,:superfunny: thanks you shed light on the topic for me . I am now enlightened and wonder how the poor light bulbs feel? If they like to be referred by their watts or their volts? what the expression "a bright light and the end of the tunnel" really means to them? anyone care to share any more light for me, be it frosted or clear?
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and 14 who will want to debate the superiority of candle lights
10 who miss the good ol days of gas lights 4 who will talk about the days before light bulbs 16 who want everyone to use the new energy saver bulbs plus there will be at least 20 who must send pm's to every one who disagrees with their own personal light bulbs theories and there must be at least 2 who try to figure out the light bulbs gender id |
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Have You ever noticed that the lightbulbs are all happily in their boxes, doin' the '69'? Go look. |
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daywalker is not a board :| |
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how much time have you spent observing light bulbs in their boxes? snort lol |
Ugh! Seriously!!!!
Why does everyone want to CHANGE the bulb?? Why can't the bulb just be how it is and that be ok? Just because we're not a bulb in the same way doesn't mean that bulbs can't be here too. There is enough room in this community for all bulbs, red, green, purple, orange, frosted, 3-way, flood and even burnouts. I personally am tired of bulbs being expected to change just so that everyone else can see the light and feel comfortable. |
1000157217821 to form a committy to discuse if light bulbs really even exist and if they do, then do we really need them...
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....*snort* ;)
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I think this is really silencing. What about those light bulbs that aren't really sure if they want to change or not. Maybe they are what they started out as but then decided that change is good. Who are we to say that burnout really isn't just a 3-way taking a break. I mean, is it really our call? |
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Thanks Day for starting this thread. |
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ROLF!! This says it all!! |
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ALH This post is dismissive of bulb IDs. Reported! |
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or some perv? |
I can't believe you left out the LyteBulbs!
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I don't understand the point of this thread
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And 3 will change their signature lines to reflect the opinions that they felt others truly "didn't hear" in the light bulb conversation....
:seeingstars: “I can't stand a naked light bulb, any more than I can a rude remark or a vulgar action.” ~ Tennessee Williams ~ |
I'll add just a few :) :
11 to post photos in the gallery of their sexy lightbulb 4 to talk about how a lightbulb once ruined their credit and therefore, they will never buy another lightbulb but will instead use skylights 2 to email the Administrator to say that the entire lightbulb conversation is inappropriate and how dare they allow it to continue 1 to threaten to shut down the website by calling the Attorney General because the lightbulb conversation is violating their First Amendment rights At least 18 to report the poster who started the lightbulb thread and demand that they be thrown out of the community. 9 to change their avatars to lightbulbs to show their solidarity with the poster and their visability as lightbulb supporters to the rest of the site. 1 to make inappropriate and random sexual comments to everyone who posts in the lightbulb thread. 1 troll to start an entire blog devoted to how "stupid" the lightbulb conversation is. 2 to start an alternative website for people who dont want to have to look at conversations on lightbulbs every time they log on. 1 to write anonymous emails to the thread starter, site owners, or anyone who participated in the thread telling them that people "do no love them". 56 to "white knight". 2 to "Joan of Arc". 1 to "rabid dog" 1 to "town cryer" 3 to "nervous nelly" and a partridge in a motherfucking Queer-ass pear tree. :| |
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Don't derail the single girl.......it's all I got! ;) (Was that inappropriate and random enough, 'Dusa? ) Editing so Y'all know that when I say "..it's all I got" I clearly know it is inappropriate for "..it's all I have..." :| |
I think that light bulbs are fine, but what about candles? they are energy efficient and have more than one use ...
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We should be inclusive of all light sources.... :candle: :moonstars: :vigil: |
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I wouldn't feel comfortable if candles, torches and bic lighters were allowed to hang out here. It would feel icky and priviledged. |
I'm really tired of everyone speaking FOR the lightbulb community.
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