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TeaPartyTart 11-09-2009 03:46 PM

Toasters?
 
I'm officially bFp member #179 (curtsy thankyouverymuch). For my new membership I thought I would pony up for a new toaster since my current one isn't really cutting it anymore.

So tell me bFp, what's your favorite toaster?

TeaPartyTart 11-09-2009 04:29 PM

WOW...not one snarky remark.

Quitters;)

WolfyOne 11-09-2009 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeaPartyTart (Post 2507)
I'm officially bFp member #179 (curtsy thankyouverymuch). For my new membership I thought I would pony up for a new toaster since my current one isn't really cutting it anymore.

So tell me bFp, what's your favorite toaster?

We have member numbers? Perhaps I need to run and look at my toaster.

TeaPartyTart 11-09-2009 04:42 PM

Dear * (aka June),

I do find this toaster to be rather fancy, yet practical. I enjoy a nicely toasted bagel but tend to learn towards a whole grain piece of toast.

I was teetering between a food processor or a toaster but let's face it, I'm no Martha Stewart.

TeaPartyTart 11-09-2009 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WolfyOne (Post 2539)
We have member numbers? Perhaps I need to run and look at my toaster.

You have a lower # than me. Does that mean you get a fancier toaster? We should have the administrator weigh in on this...or June.

WolfyOne 11-09-2009 04:53 PM

I'm back, ran to the kitchen looking for my member number and couldn't find it.

As long as you know what I don't about my number, maybe the toaster should be raffled off to the one that post the most for the toast(er)

WolfyOne 11-09-2009 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by June (Post 2536)
Fine. Nosy!

I have this:

http://www1.macys.com/catalog/produc...tegoryID=47540

I got it for Xmas a couple of years ago and so far, so good. It seems to be sturdy and fairly easy to clean.

It can take a bagel too, which is important!

Are you happy now?

I saw one once that not only toasts, but could poach an egg along side it. I'm not good with this linky loo stuff or I'd hunt for a pic to show you. I think TPT needs to have more than one choice, mkay.

TeaPartyTart 11-09-2009 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WolfyOne (Post 2552)
I'm back, ran to the kitchen looking for my member number and couldn't find it.

As long as you know what I don't about my number, maybe the toaster should be raffled off to the one that post the most for the toast(er)

Hmmm that's a great idea. Or if you are toaster worthy. Several years ago my mom sent me a toaster out of the blue one February. Granted she's not all 'there' but all I could think of is "OMG she knows!"

Wonder if PinkieLee will post for a toaster? She tends to stalk me. *whistles to pass the time*

WolfyOne 11-09-2009 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by TeaPartyTart (Post 2557)
Hmmm that's a great idea. Or if you are toaster worthy. Several years ago my mom sent me a toaster out of the blue one February. Granted she's not all 'there' but all I could think of is "OMG she knows!"

Wonder if PinkieLee will post for a toaster? She tends to stalk me. *whistles to pass the time*


If there's a toast going on, PinkieLee will raise her shot glass. I watched her do it in Vegas ;)

Andrew, Jr. 11-09-2009 05:57 PM

Laughing...that is so PinkieLee!:D

Btw, I too am looking for my number. Where in the world...:confused:

Jet 11-09-2009 05:59 PM

Black & Decker double toaster; every setting imaginable.

WolfyOne 11-09-2009 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrew, Jr. (Post 2581)
Laughing...that is so PinkieLee!:D

Btw, I too am looking for my number. Where in the world...:confused:


Thank you Andrew, I thought I was alone in the number search....just a heads up, it's not in my kitchen on my toaster.

evolveme 11-09-2009 06:07 PM

Dear Tart,

June is an inglorious liar.

She has a damned Hell(o) Kitty toaster.

At least that's what she told me once.

Listen to nothing she tells you. Ever,

e

TeaPartyTart 11-09-2009 06:15 PM

Well crap! So June is giving false reviews on toasters?! The nerve. Is that grounds for banning or rep points? I forget. The Black and Decker model sounds efficient but also a little too 'tool belt'. I wonder if it comes in pink like June's Hello Kitty version.

Where the heck is Pinkie Lee with the toast? *hiccup*

Jet 11-09-2009 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeaPartyTart (Post 2593)
Well crap! So June is giving false reviews on toasters?! The nerve. Is that grounds for banning or rep points? I forget. The Black and Decker model sounds efficient but also a little too 'tool belt'. I wonder if it comes in pink like June's Hello Kitty version.

Where the heck is Pinkie Lee with the toast? *hiccup*

Sometimes gotta give toasting all ya got..........Black & Decker

Just_G 11-09-2009 06:22 PM

I earned a couple of toaster ovens over the years, but never kept any of them. ;) I have the basic black and decker that can toast anything from a waffle to a bagel.

TeaPartyTart 11-09-2009 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Ol' Jet (Post 2596)
Sometimes gotta give toasting all ya got..........Black & Decker

I take this to be a legit testimonial. (Unless, of course, E comes in and calls you out on it like she did June's. )

TeaPartyTart 11-09-2009 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just_G (Post 2600)
I earned a couple of toaster ovens over the years, but never kept any of them. ;) I have the basic black and decker that can toast anything from a waffle to a bagel.

I was wondering when someone would take the toaster bait! Way to go G. Damn I haven't had an Eggo in years. Now I want one.

Mister Bent 11-09-2009 06:24 PM

you rang?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TeaPartyTart (Post 2507)
I'm officially bFp member #179 (curtsy thankyouverymuch). For my new membership I thought I would pony up for a new toaster since my current one isn't really cutting it anymore.

So tell me bFp, what's your favorite toaster?

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeaPartyTart (Post 2530)
WOW...not one snarky remark.

Quitters;)

My favorite toaster?

The Scion xB

evolveme 11-09-2009 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeaPartyTart (Post 2593)
Well crap! So June is giving false reviews on toasters?! The nerve. Is that grounds for banning or rep points? I forget.

Oh, yes.

I wouldn't be surprised to hear that she is even known to bear false witness.

That might even get her permanently banned.

Or an honorary doctorate.

Depends, really.

Diva 11-09-2009 06:46 PM

All this Toaster Talk is making me so sad and teary......I lost the last 2 toasters in a custodial dispute.


I blame June.



~Diva

WolfyOne 11-09-2009 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeaPartyTart (Post 2605)
Damn I haven't had an Eggo in years. Now I want one.


I couldn't resist.....uh oh let go of my Eggo :D

cara 11-09-2009 07:00 PM

I, too, need to start saving my pennies for a new toaster! The oven broiler method takes too much time for little ol' impatient me and it also seems to dry the bread out.

I've never had a toaster oven before. I'm curious whether or not people here think that is a better investment.

~cara

Bootboi 11-09-2009 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 2606)
My favorite toaster?

The Scion xB

Killer Toaster Mr. Bent ;) Damn thing even has wheels!

The_Lady_Snow 11-09-2009 07:32 PM

I have a Hello Kitty Toaster.... http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...NL._AA400_.jpg


I got it from a zombie satan gift exchange I love it.... I have never won a toaster as a consolation prize.....

TeaPartyTart 11-09-2009 08:00 PM

I love the smell of toasty sarcasm in the evening. How's everyone doing?

The_Lady_Snow 11-09-2009 08:05 PM

I am doing peachy!! I love jam on my toast.... Never jelly though:mad:

atomiczombie 11-09-2009 08:12 PM

Toaster ovens rock! It's basically a toaster that can cook personal pizzas and hot dogs and cookies and...and....and......:D

evolveme 11-09-2009 08:16 PM

I tell you I'd be a lot *better* if I'd never looked into the face of Hell(o) Kitty on toast.

<@> for Snowy.

The_Lady_Snow 11-09-2009 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evolveme (Post 2688)
I tell you I'd be a lot *better* if I'd never looked into the face of Hell(o) Kitty on toast.

<@> for Snowy.


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/27244_3030d3b03a.jpg


http://www.ladyspankington.com/jan07/toast2.jpg


and just to piss ya off...
http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0...AAAAAHQCEA.jpg:p

evolveme 11-09-2009 08:26 PM

It is evident now, if it wasn't before, that Snow wishes to kill me.

Dead.

But it won't work. Because that was Tom Cruise's face I saw in that bread.

And Dora the Explorer on that little backpack.

Diva 11-09-2009 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by June (Post 2686)
Sure. Blame June, who is the only one who actually posted a link to a bonafide working toaster.

And for the record? I do not own a HK Toaster. Just a Waffle Iron and some other crap.

e , I am watching you, missy. I see your pitiful attempts to slander my good name and reputation. And you too, "Auntie" Diva.

Backing out of the thread slowly.



Remember the day our nailpolish almost matched?
Ok, that was random. Wrong thread.

I'm just jealous because You have a toaster and I don't.
I'm going to The WalMarket.......



The_Lady_Snow 11-09-2009 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evolveme (Post 2701)
It is evident now, if it wasn't before, that Snow wishes to kill me.

Dead.

But it won't work. Because that was Tom Cruise's face I saw in that bread.

And Dora the Explorer on that little backpack.

http://maxdunbar.files.wordpress.com...ing20crazy.jpg

http://www.accesshollywood.com/conte...ic-thunder.jpg


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoL2S2R_v0I"]YouTube- Tom Cruise - Crank Dat (Soulja Boy) Tropic Thunder Remixed[/ame]


Dora the Crack Whore-a

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bkFIPLIOGL.../DoraWhora.gif

evolveme 11-09-2009 08:40 PM

Dead.


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Gemme 11-09-2009 10:37 PM

I like a toaster with big slots. :rolleyes:

Jett 11-09-2009 10:52 PM

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_t9pl9Dh5gG...es-toaster.jpg


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