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SuperFemme 09-04-2010 05:46 PM

If you knocked on my door today....
 
This thread idea was stolen from Ursy.

The premise is to tell the person who posts before you what you would do if they showed up on your doorstep today.

I know that I am the first poster, but I know for sure that if any of you knocked on my door today I'd hug you until you almost stop breathing....

ruthie14 09-04-2010 06:49 PM

Yeah.. I'm a hugger... that would be the first thing. Then I'd say how the heck are ya, c'mon in ... want something to drink? or eat? :tea:

SuperFemme 09-04-2010 06:55 PM

If Ruthie knocked on my door today, I'd be wearing boxers and a tank top along with kermit the frog slippers.

I'd invite her in to sit on the couch with me and offer her this amazing homemade bread and some tea. Then we'd talk, snuggle up with the puppies and watch a movie.

I miss company.

Dreamer 09-04-2010 07:07 PM

Well after I picked myself up from the floor from the heart attack I would have to see you here, I would give you ever so big huggles, tell you I miss you, look around for the kids, and invite you all in for drinks. Then take you sight seeing to see the kangaroos and emu's yayyyyyyyy...

SuperFemme 09-04-2010 07:10 PM

If DownUnder knocked on my door I'd peek around him to see Snowy standing there smiling.

This time I'd feel better and we'd all go to Hearst Castle and watch Nicholas worship you some more.

Then I'd beg you to stay around and visit for a few weeks. :praying:

Nina 09-04-2010 07:22 PM

if you knocked on my door today, I would *run* down the hall to open it and open my arms as wide as you like...and hug, hug you into me as close as can be...I'd dance you around into the living room and sit you right down in the most comfy chair...then I'd look deep into your eyes and smile 'till my cheeks hurt...I'd pour you the tea which had been steeping, serve you some home made short bread and ask "how are you"...

and Then...I'd show you all kinds of stuff I have in my house...I'll take you on a tour of the sewing room and let you touch my fabrics...I'll convince you to call snowy and get her to come and visit... in the morning, we'd go to get her at the airport and then we'd hit the city...we'll end up at the cliffhouse, over- looking the ocean, sitting with the sun shining and platefuls of food...

and that's just day one !! :)

SuperFemme 09-04-2010 07:26 PM

Nina makes me cry happy tears because she writes so beautifully that I just totally visualized that day in my head.

If you knocked on my door today Nina...I'd faint. Once I came too I'd curl up on the couch with you and talk with you for hours until we realized that the sun was coming up. THEN we'd go get Snowy, and Cal would make up the guest room for you and the little boy would pepper you with questions because he is 12 and falls in love with my friends easily.

Once we had everyone together we'd go to our mountain home, sit around the fire and play balderdash, overlooking the lake and then we'd all cook the most amazing meal ever.

Sigh.

ruthie14 09-04-2010 08:04 PM

*getting on a plane for CA right NOW!!!

SuperFemme 09-04-2010 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by ruthie14 (Post 185947)
*getting on a plane for CA right NOW!!!

come to the light.
we have medical marijuana.
hehe. :rubberducky:

WolfyOne 09-04-2010 09:10 PM

*sniffles* You're making me want to come to CA too

Spirit Dancer 09-04-2010 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by WolfyOne (Post 185974)
*sniffles* You're making me want to come to CA too

If wolfy knocked on my door today...
We would huggzzzz her to bits, pour her a glass of wine and feed her some great southern cooking. Then off to tour music city.

UofMfan 09-05-2010 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Spirit Dancer (Post 185984)
If wolfy knocked on my door today...
We would huggzzzz her to bits, pour her a glass of wine and feed her some great southern cooking. Then off to tour music city.

If Spirit Dancer knocked on my door today I would feel honored and invite her in to share a cup of coffee and talk for hours.

I would also ask her to excuse my messy home but would explain that I don't normally have 5 visitors at one time
:)

SuperFemme 09-05-2010 02:51 PM

if UofM knocked on my door today i'd promise not to call la migra and then invite her in for a nice meal and hours of talk. i would then proceed to enforce the no football rule in my home.

Rockinonahigh 09-05-2010 03:07 PM

If anyone came by hear at this moment they would have to knock really hard for me to hear them cause I haev guns and roses blairing over the sound system.But after u got my attention we would have a great big louisiana welcome,chat a while over something to drink,have some pineapple upside down cake and wing it from there.

Cowboi 09-05-2010 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Rockinonahigh (Post 186286)
If anyone came by hear at this moment they would have to knock really hard for me to hear them cause I haev guns and roses blairing over the sound system.But after u got my attention we would have a great big louisiana welcome,chat a while over something to drink,have some pineapple upside down cake and wing it from there.

yum I love Pineapple upside down cake!!! Now how do you get to your house from here???

Spirit Dancer 09-05-2010 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Cowboi (Post 186306)
yum I love Pineapple upside down cake!!! Now how do you get to your house from here???

If Cowboi knocked on my door today hy wpuld be eating fried chicken
smashed taters, fresh green beans and homemade cornbread with
peach cobbler and sweet tea, of course many hugz and memories of LR.

Cowboi 09-05-2010 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spirit Dancer (Post 186340)
If Cowboi knocked on my door today hy wpuld be eating fried chicken
smashed taters, fresh green beans and homemade cornbread with
peach cobbler and sweet tea, of course many hugz and memories of LR.



Lets see.....how long is it gonna take me to get there???

Arwen 09-05-2010 05:32 PM

If Cowboi knocked on my door, I'd offer him a beer and some of the balsamic chicken and taters I just pulled out of the oven.

Next poster, if I knocked on your door, what would you do?

Rockinonahigh 09-05-2010 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arwen (Post 186353)
If Cowboi knocked on my door, I'd offer him a beer and some of the balsamic chicken and taters I just pulled out of the oven.

Next poster, if I knocked on your door, what would you do?

Arwen,I would faint and fall out if u showed up at my door...Now what would the next poster do??

Linus 09-05-2010 06:13 PM

I would bring a few bottles of Chimay and just enjoy the evening.

Now, if the next poster knock on my door what would you do?

Cowboi 09-05-2010 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linus (Post 186373)
I would bring a few bottles of Chimay and just enjoy the evening.

Now, if the next poster knock on my door what would you do?



If Linus knocked on my door, I would pull out the cigars to go with the Chimay.

fishinabaggie 09-05-2010 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Cowboi (Post 186401)
If Linus knocked on my door, I would pull out the cigars to go with the Chimay.



If Cowboi knocked on MY door!!!!...I'd say " How the hell did you find us??? Outlaw is in the backyard....go say HI!" :)

SuperFemme 09-05-2010 08:23 PM

If Fishinabaggie knocked on my door I'd bring her in for some tea and cookies.
I'd have to give her some treats to share with our four mini dogs who have no manners and would all want to sit on her lap at the same time.

I'd have her let Outlaw come in from the car so Cal and I could take them to the local winery's.

dixie 09-05-2010 08:27 PM

If SF knocked on my door I would squeal like a little girl then hug her till we probably both passed out from lack of oxygen... lol

MrSunshine 09-05-2010 08:28 PM

If Dixie knocked on my door we'd be heading out. Word!

MaggieBluIze 09-05-2010 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by MrSunshine (Post 186478)
If Dixie knocked on my door we'd be heading out. Word!

If MrSunshine knocked on my door today, I would scream that is was soooooo "FABULOUOS" to see him, then "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!", and then give him a humongous hug!!!!! =)

Spirit Dancer 09-05-2010 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by MaggieBluIze (Post 186508)
If MrSunshine knocked on my door today, I would scream that is was soooooo "FABULOUOS" to see him, then "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!", and then give him a humongous hug!!!!! =)

If Maggie knocked on my door I'd say what took you so long:vigil:

MaggieBluIze 09-05-2010 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Spirit Dancer (Post 186515)
If Maggie knocked on my door I'd say what took you so long:vigil:

If Spirit Dancer knocked on my door I would *sqeeeeeeeel*, then scream "OMG!!!", then give her the biggest *bear hug* I possibly could and tell her how thankful I was that she came to Texas since I haven't had any luck yet getting to her neck of the woods yet. Then we would curl up on the couch, talk as long we could and eat lots of really great food!!! (food is my weakness and what I love to share with family)

pajama 09-05-2010 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by MaggieBluIze (Post 186519)
If Spirit Dancer knocked on my door I would *sqeeeeeeeel*, then scream "OMG!!!", then give her the biggest *bear hug* I possibly could and tell her how thankful I was that she came to Texas since I haven't had any luck yet getting to her kneck of the woods yet. Then we would curl up on the couch, talk as long we could and eat lots of really great food!!! (food is my weakness and what I love to share with family)

If Maggie knocked on my door, I would greet her with a big :D and a hug. Then I would tell her to please excuse the house, and come on in. Then I'd go back in the kitchen and keep cooking dinner for her and all the TN folks that would be coming over to see her. YAY!!!!

MrSunshine 09-05-2010 10:15 PM

If Pajara knocked on my door today we would :freak: :cookielove: :freak:

pajama 09-05-2010 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrSunshine (Post 186528)
If Pajara knocked on my door today we would :freak: :cookielove: :freak:

If Mr. Sunshine knocked on my door today, I would give him a big ole hug and direct him to the back bathroom with the :cookielove:. Then I would look out the door to see if he had brought anyone with him ;)

MaggieBluIze 09-05-2010 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pajara2 (Post 186523)
If Maggie knocked on my door, I would greet her with a big :D and a hug. Then I would tell her to please excuse the house, and come on in. Then I'd go back in the kitchen and keep cooking dinner for her and all the TN folks that would be coming over to see her. YAY!!!!

If Ana knocked on my door, again, there would be a *squeeeeeeel* with a *huge hug* and would tell her to get her fine hiney in my house and then look back behind her to see who all she brought with her from TN ...
THEN I would be calling Diva to let her know there will definitely be a party in Austin that night!!!!!
"I'm so happy y'all came to me since I haven't made it there yet!!!!!!" ;)

:kissy:

Leigh 09-05-2010 10:50 PM

Wow, if Maggie knocked on My door I'd greet her with a big hug and welcome her to Canada ~ then I'd take her out and show her around My city :D

Gemme 09-06-2010 11:39 AM

If you knocked on my door today, I'd invite you to watch the movie we're watching and offer you a drink or snack, but there'd be no hugging. We still reek from working out. :blink:

SuperFemme 09-06-2010 11:49 AM

if gemme poo knocked on my door today i'd hand her a towel fresh from the dryer, and point her to the shower.

then i'd hug her.

then i'd feed her and take her to the beach.

betenoire 09-06-2010 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 186751)
If you knocked on my door today, I'd invite you to watch the movie we're watching and offer you a drink or snack, but there'd be no hugging. We still reek from working out. :blink:

If Gemme knocked on my door today I would fall down dead from superexcited. Then, upon being resurrected, I would shower her in kittens and -insist- she take one home. Then I'd make her some marble magnets while talking her ear off about absolutely nothing.

betenoire 09-06-2010 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 186756)
if gemme poo knocked on my door today i'd hand her a towel fresh from the dryer, and point her to the shower.

then i'd hug her.

then i'd feed her and take her to the beach.

Hmmph! If SF knocked on my door today I would chastise her for that time she cock-blocked my response to Gemme. Then I'd give her a pedicure.

Arwen 09-06-2010 11:55 AM

If Potty knocked on my door, I'd take her out to the thrift stores. Then we'd go have lunch at Kerby Lane!

Gemme 09-06-2010 12:02 PM

Bete, are those hairless kitten? Organic is allergic. :(

Oh, well. He can live in the closet or on the patio. Kittens are CUTE!

betenoire 09-06-2010 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 186767)
Bete, are those hairless kitten? Organic is allergic. :(

I would give Organic a couple of bottles of antihistamines and a dirty look. :)

If Arwen showed up on my door I'd give her my beautiful framed LotR picture that Nick hates. And I'd give her my pretty faerie fortune cards (illustrated by Brian Froud) that I never figured out how to read.


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