Bromosexuals and The People Who Love Them
 

I miss Bob.

We just don't have enough waxing on about the socio-political impact of the Revolutionary War and it's impact on the modern day ideology of consumption around here.

what about Bob?
 

Bob's not here............
 

To the subject of the thread:

I don't harbor any latent bromophobia.

I don't care what you do in the privacy of your own living rooms while watching, say, the Steelers play the Saints (oh, my, what a game!), but I don't really want to have to LISTEN to it.

You know?

Dried cod is the closest thing to fresh he'll get in the winter up dere in Minnesooooota. Dontcha know?

grumpy old man
 

Are you making fun of my hearing loss? :mad: (These smileys blow!)

I built it, you came. Maybe if we put a little lutefisk on a hook we could catch Bob.

What's SHE talking about?

No offense to the good people of Minnesota, but if I had to live around thousands of Sarah Palins, I think I would become a serious meth user, or something. And there was this time I said I was too vain for that.

Of course, I'm a Southerner. Not everyone likes the way I speak, I imagine.

ooops
 

i thought this was about bromoseltzer.

*buurrrrp*

my bad.

See?

See what happens when You People get together?

Down with public burping.

Unless TPT is doing it.

see what happens when you're just looking for some relief? a little help? the ladypersons turn on ya.

*sigh*

Thread Interruptus! Womance in Progress
 

Oh, I think yew would.

Come on over and find out, Lady.

Brokeback Bromosexuals.
 

Who you calling lady?!

I'm telling Mom.

O yes, GMP, we need to talk about that!

I think you'd get a better reception here than that other place.

I'm thinkin' you may be correct.


Do I want to know?

hot sesame oil
 

Carrie Prejean has a sex tape?

What?

Ha! Bromance porn. Good idea Mizz! I dare you buncha bromos to make some bromo-porn. I'd love to get together with the ladeeeeez to take a gander at that. Go on with you now....

And I have had just about ENOUGH of Minnesota slandering. Just because ol' Bob can't get his head out of his butt (or someone else's butt? wasn't there talk of something like that somewhere?) doesn't mean that all Minnesotans spend their time pondering whether or not they can afford rotted fish and the history of dryer lint and it's effect on 20th century textiles.

bonne in da house
 

Will this be the link that lures bonnenonmom into the thread? Clearly we need to study how to bait our hooks.


Hot damn! Who knew that lame link would work!? Ezee I want to SEE the tape. Is she self-diddling? Are there inanimate, hell ANIMATE, objects involved? See, this is why we need Bob - this is clearly a job for a librarian!

JINX JINX! Posting at the same time! I get to slug you!

POW.

that would be more interesting if I knew who Carrie Prejean is, OR if the link went right to the actual sex.

I bet you the dollar bill I found in my dryer that Bob has actually thought of this.

I will take that bet in spite of the fact that you will most likely win. Because I would really like to know if Bob has.

How to get Bob and that woman he moved here to live with to come out of hiding (what was her name?), is nigh on impossible. A trap of some sort might need to be set.

I must go pick up the spawn from the after school holding facility.

I expect some bromo porn when I return.

I see Mr. Heaven-Sent put in an explanoratory word on another thread for the lesbian ladypeople . We thank you Mr. Dent.

I support bromos and bromo porn - hot!

no, really
 

Um, yeah.

I totes forgot her name.


Bonneville Salt Flats, your knack for new monikers is as zesty as ever!

Hey, I know I sometimes give les (French pronunciation) ladypeoples a hard time, but my love is real and you and my lovely ladyperson are forever opening my eyes.*

* here is where I would thumbs up if I had one

What's wrong?