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NJFemmie 11-13-2009 11:42 AM

Speak a Lie .....
 
Okay, here goes - you can only post lies in here.
No truthful statements!! I'll start.

I love that I am at work today and not home sleeping.

I am not tired at all and have all the energy in the world. *eyeroll*

My tooth doesn't hurt so I probably won't need a root canal.

I'm in SUCH a great mood.

lol

SuperFemme 11-13-2009 11:46 AM

I have a normal brain! Cuddle it now.

NJFemmie 11-13-2009 11:46 AM

I hate to cuddle!

Surayna 11-13-2009 11:49 AM

I hate Friday's!

Semantics 11-13-2009 11:50 AM

Chocolate is disgusting.

SuperFemme 11-13-2009 11:51 AM

I hate sushi and fridays.

Diva 11-13-2009 11:52 AM

~My house is spotless.

~I'm totally prepared to have 30 in my home tomorrow for a sit~down dinner.

~I hate music.

~Chocolate disgusts me, too.





NJFemmie 11-13-2009 11:54 AM

Chocolate is the devil.

If I have a piece of said devil, my tooth won't hurt.

I love being me right now.

*sigh*

SuperFemme 11-13-2009 11:54 AM

SuperFemme has a job, but she hates June and is purposefully talking in third person in the wrong thread.

Superfemme doesn't wish she was at Divas.

NJFemmie 11-13-2009 11:58 AM

I love the photocopier at work.

It never jams.

I never feel a need to roll it out the door and down the ()*)#@($ hill.

Semantics 11-13-2009 11:59 AM

I love Connecticut weather in November.

Surayna 11-13-2009 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Surayna (Post 4620)
I hate Friday's!

It doesn't bother me that I put an apostrophe where one doesn't belong. Nope, doesn't bother me at all.

Semantics 11-13-2009 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Surayna (Post 4642)
It doesn't bother me that I put an apostrophe where one doesn't belong. Nope, doesn't bother me at all.

I never do that. Ever.

;)

NJFemmie 11-13-2009 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Surayna (Post 4642)
It doesn't bother me that I put an apostrophe where one doesn't belong. Nope, doesn't bother me at all.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Semantics (Post 4643)
I never do that. Ever.

;)

I never do that either. I always know how to spell and where to punctuate.

NJFemmie 11-13-2009 12:21 PM

I never see my co-worker's ass crack.
I'm sure if I did I would not be repulsed.
:eek:

Lady Jewel 11-13-2009 01:06 PM

Im an angel...now excuse me while I go adjust my halo.

Jewel

MrSunshine 11-13-2009 01:09 PM

I'm a Dick , oh wait....

SuperFemme 11-13-2009 01:16 PM

This is a not a thread about lying Deady....

MrSunshine 11-13-2009 01:18 PM

I didn't just confuse myself:eek:

NJFemmie 11-13-2009 01:19 PM

That's right ... you can only tell the truth in here.

evolveme 11-13-2009 01:19 PM

It doesn't bug me one bit that Bent cares so much about spelling and punctuation.

Or that he sometimes corrects my posts.

After time for editing has elapsed.

Bootboi 11-13-2009 01:32 PM

I enjoy the fact that I can sleep 8 hours and feel great when I wake up. Then 5 hours later I feel like I never slept a wink the night before.

SuperFemme 11-13-2009 01:36 PM

e's posts are always grammatically wrong and she is a horrid speller.

deady being confused is a rare occurrence to be sure.

i'm not stressed out at all and i am not ill.

MrSunshine 11-13-2009 01:37 PM

being stressed out causes people to eat their hair, always

NJFemmie 11-13-2009 01:39 PM

Sex is a horrible cure for stress. More stress is better.

NJFemmie 11-13-2009 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bootboi (Post 4703)
I enjoy the fact that I can sleep 8 hours and feel great when I wake up. Then 5 hours later I feel like I never slept a wink the night before.

I don't know how you feel.
I always sleep like a baby and wake up feeling refreshed.
I never have that zombie feeling.

WILDCAT 11-13-2009 01:52 PM

NO...
 
... I didn't just get up, at 2:30 p.m. in the afternoon. And it's not Nov. 13th, and beautiful and sunny out at 65 degrees. No, I didn't just miss probably the last wonderful day of fall!:confused:

And no, there is not a HUGE deer laying down out in the leaves outside of my one window here. My outdoor friends here do NOT make me smile.

And I intend to stay on this computer and miss this horrible weather!

No kisses and hugs to any of you!

No "thank you" to someone who may have just tipped me off in an email about this site, maybe today!

I am not formally Mountain Drumcat.

Goodbye

WILDCAT 11-13-2009 02:06 PM

Oh, and I've had PLENTY of caffeine and know what the heck I am doing here.

And I am not craving sex for what does not ail me at this time. ;)

Some of us are good liars.

Julie 11-13-2009 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Semantics (Post 4643)
I never do that. Ever.

;)

My dream is to fall in love with a femme bottom submissive and climb the tallest volcano in Hawaii, while the ash covers her nails, which are far much prettier than mine.

PoeticWitch 11-13-2009 02:13 PM

I love being in this nice warm comfy house..

I love the animals.. even the love birds...

I love the cat waking me up in the middle of the night for pets

I love the fact that I am alone for another month in this nice warm comfy house that is three stories( not counting the basement) tall...

I dont have a habit of falling down stairs and hurting myself..

YOu all suck.. go away... I hope you have a horrible day!

NJFemmie 11-13-2009 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WILDCAT (Post 4720)
... I didn't just get up, at 2:30 p.m. in the afternoon. And it's not Nov. 13th, and beautiful and sunny out at 65 degrees. No, I didn't just miss probably the last wonderful day of fall!:confused:

And no, there is not a HUGE deer laying down out in the leaves outside of my one window here. My outdoor friends here do NOT make me smile.

And I intend to stay on this computer and miss this horrible weather!

No kisses and hugs to any of you!

No "thank you" to someone who may have just tipped me off in an email about this site, maybe today!

I am not formally Mountain Drumcat.

Goodbye

I think you should stay home and avoid the lousy weather.

And I am not sending hugs back either .... and you are so not welcome.

MizzSabra 11-13-2009 02:23 PM

I am shy, quiet and reserved.
I NEVER speak my mind.
I have never been known to drink Patron.

NJFemmie 11-13-2009 02:24 PM

I don't enjoy being in the office by myself with no one to bug me.
I don't think I can get used to this.
I still don't wanna go home.

Surayna 11-13-2009 02:56 PM

I get to play all weekend long, because I am totally caught up on my homework.

Leigh 11-13-2009 03:29 PM

I love having woken up this morning at 6am with a gallbladder attack and missing work to lay here in pain!

I love even more that I don't get to see the specialist until January about this awesome pain

I hate wrestling, and I never watch it religiously

I don't like BFP, or anyone here,

I am offended that Wildcat did not give out any hugs or thank you's today

Friday's suck .............. so go jump off a bridge!!!

Beau 11-13-2009 03:32 PM

I have beachfront property for sale, too
 
  • I believe everything I read online.
    I trust people easily.
    I have no obsession with Youtube.

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NJFemmie 11-13-2009 03:43 PM

I'm not happy to be home.
I am not looking forward to homemade chicken soup.
Mare makes the worst chicken soup in the whole wide world.


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